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...Fun...Fun... ---Ouch Chrono------------ There is not that much softair action here so if on a day to day basis we want to skirmish, a maximum of four of us go to the woods and play our famous "carnage skirmish". Carnage skirmish consists of playing with goggles, a gas gun or AEG and [usually] short sleeved T-shirts. Basically the difference is that you [are] not dead when you say "hit", [but] you are dead when you are in so much pain that your opponent decides not to shoot you any more (which normally occurs when he has emptied his clip). Being like this you can probably imagine that gun fights take place at 3 or 4 meters the at most so it hurts...although after 15 shots or so you don´t feel the pain anymore. Shot Name Horn shot Enrique Iglesias Big Genital Shot Leper I Quit Shot Crybaby carnage shot Fps 400 350 -?- 365 340 400 Distance 5 Meters 2 Meters Unknown 4 Meters .5 Meter 0 Meters Effect A shot on the forehead. The affected area is swollen to a size that it looks like a horn is growing on your head. A shot 2cm below the glasses and 1cm to the side of the nose. The coagulated blood of the affected area looks like Iglesias´s wart. No comments. Extremely painful. Ask my friend...or ex-friend. You get shot everywere. There are so many affected areas that it looks like the skin is falling of. It is a shot in the chest. The affected person is a crybaby and wants to go to mama. Everybody empties their clip on the crybaby (happens after the I quit shot). The affected corpse goes to mama in a bag. For your quick reference, here is how you can tell what you're dealing with: Cry ARGGG ARGGGGGHHHH WOOOARGHHHH !X@$%![Edited] WAAARGGGGHHHH!!! 2 SECOND SILENCE followed by AAAAAAAARRGGGH! Fps 280 351 372 425 450 800 What it means Standard Shot. Victim thinks - "I´m not doing this Rambo stuff any more!" Victim thinks - "Yesss I want more!" Pain provokes severe swearing. Victim decides to spend all his money on a bigger gun for vengeance. Some body has managed to slip a lead pellet gun into the game. By Berserk Snoopy, Spain Back to humorpage If you discover anything wrong with this page, please contact Thinker of Black Ops Medelpad