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There is but one Holy Sport the sport of Airsoft. Thou shalt not worship any other sport, particularly and especially not paintball. Though shalt not take the name of thy Team Leader in vain even if he be a complete plank. Thou shalt respect the Holy Day on which Airsoft is played and not forsake it for a trip to thy local super-market or to visit thy mother-in-law no matter how much thy wife complains. Thou shalt honour thy team leader and fellow team members even though they may be a bunch of total gits with no clue as to the true nature of the Holy Sport. Thou shalt not kill any member of thine own team, even if they really deserve it. Thou shalt not 'borrow' thy team-mates personal weaponry unless given specific permission and if permission be truly given, thou must always return it later in working order. Thou shalt not steal equipment, BBs or kudos from your fellow players even if they carelessly leave it lying around. Thou shalt not bear false witness if you be truly hit during a game, nor shalt thou claim additional kills other than that which thou genuinely deserveth. Thou shalt not covet they fellow player's wife/girlfriend who hth been brought along to stopeth her complaining, even though thou may feel that she is 'coming on to you' during combat. Thou shalt not covet thy fellow team-mate's expensive and many-fold upgraded weaponry, nor shalt thou desire to wear his lucky hat into combat. |