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Bodvision Proudly Presents:

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Do you lack that special touch that makes life worth living? Do all your friends have one, while you walk in solitude without one? Don't worry! You can order your very own Bod today! We offer You a wide range of Bods!

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Simply complete the following questionnaire, and send it in, and You will soon be the proud owner of Your very own Bod!

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This model may not be available in some countries. Specifications may change without prior notice. A chaperon will be provided at the request of the purchaser. Material on this system is provided without warranty or guarantee and under the condition that no liability for any situation or event directly, indirectly or otherwise caused by access to this system is assumed by the operators. It is the responsibility of the owner to ensure any products purchased is suitable and may legally be possessed in your country or establishment. If the above is not permissible under your legal system, then disconnect immediately and report yourself to your nearest police station.