The Complete Set Of Blonde Joke
1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain
A: Gifted
2. Q: How do blonde braincells die
A: Alone
3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells
A: Pregnant
4. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down
5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette
A: Artificial intelligence
6. Q: How does a blonde part their hair
A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart
A2: By doing the splits
7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together
8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg
A: Nothing. They've never met
9. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables
10. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain
A: After a dye job
11. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane
A1: She'd just dyed her hair
A2: She'd just blow dried her hair
and she didn't want it blown around too much
12. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads
13. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger
A: You can park in the handicap zone
14. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment
A: An IN-body experience
15. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back
16. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed
in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common
A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked
17. Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme
A: Humpme Dumpme
18. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear
19. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle
A: Shine a torch in her ears
20. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks
A: It takes too long to retrain them
21. Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer
A: There's white-out on the screen
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer
A: There's writing on the white-out
22. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once
23. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you
until they go down on you
24. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9
25. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno
26. Q: How do you kill a blonde
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads
27. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads
28. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water
into those little packages
29. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head
A: All you can eat, under a buck
30. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar
31. Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas
A1: They can't find the zipper
A2: They cant find the pull tab
32. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles
33. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings
A: To put their feet through
34. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive
A: Her ankles
35. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick
A: Because red means stop
36. Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole.
37. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers
38. Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators
A: They chip their teeth
39. Q: Why do blondes wear underwear
A: They make good ankle warmers
40. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay
A: Remove their underwear
41. Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black
mini skirts
A: Cause their balls show
42. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!
43. Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!
44. Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing
A: She was run over by the zambonis machine
45. Q: What's a brunette's mating call
A: Has that blonde gone yet
A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!
46: Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs
A: Because they can spell it
47. Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and
Services Tax now in effect in Canada
A: Because they can spell it
48. Q: What is 74 to a blonde
A: 69 plus G.S.T
49. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes
A: Toes Go In First
50. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts
A: Tits Go In Front
51. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side
A: An interpreter
52. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes
A: A mental block
53. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind
A1: Blow in her ear
A2: Buy her another beer
54. Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in
A: "Have another beer.
55. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work
56. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning
A1: Introduces themself
A2: Walks home
57. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
A: Fertilized
58. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs
A: Unfertilized
59. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex
A: Opens the car door
60. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex
A: Kick open the car door
61. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering
A: More head room
62. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs
A: More leg room
63. Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde
A: Bucket seats
64. Q: What do blondes say after sex
A1: "Thanks, Guys!
A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the team name
A4: Who were all those guys
65. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob
A: Because everybody gets a turn
66. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks
A: Because she's been laid all over the country
67. Q: What important question does a blonde ask her
mate before having sex
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate
68. Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm
A: *Who cares?
69. Q: Why do blondes have orgasms
A: So they know when to stop having sex
70. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm
A1: She drops her nail-file
A2: Who cares
A3: She says, "Next"
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes
A6: I mean, who really cares
A7: The batteries have run out
71. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear
A: "Thanks for the refill!
72. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear
A: Data transfer
73. Q: Why do blondes use tapons with extra long strings
A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping
74. Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear,
wondering what she did with her pencil
75. Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress
(reading her nametag)
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?
76. Q: Why do blondes have more fun
A1: Because they don't know any better
A2: They are easier to keep amused
77. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb
A1: "What's a lightbulb?
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!
78. Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine
A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!
79. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes
A: A wine cellar
80. Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes
A: Peroxide
81. Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes
A: They're doing research on black holes
82. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common
A1: They both have a black box
A2: Both have a cockpit
83. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747
A: Not everyone has been in a 747
84. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine
A: Not everybody has been in a limo
85. Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine
86. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant
A: "Are you sure it's mine?
87. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear
A: A wind tunnel
88. Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle
A: A dope ring
89. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde
are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who
picks it up
A1: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as
Santa Claus,
the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde
A2: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus,
the Tooth Fairy or a smart blonde and the dumb blonde thought
it was a gum wrapper
90. Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall
A: To see what was on the other side
91. Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you
A: Pull the pin and throw it back
92. Q: Why do blondes take the pill
A: So they know what day of the week it is
93. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill
A: Because it kept falling out
94. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond
95. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building,
who hits the ground first
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions
96. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease
A: Her IQ goes up
97. Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde
A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys
98. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend
99. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde
A: Butter is difficult to spread
101. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball
A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball
A2: You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball
A3: There is no difference. They're both round and have
three holes to poke
A4: You don't eat your bowling bal
102. Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common
A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter
103. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic"
104. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot
A: Bigfoot has been spotted
105. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone
106. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count
107. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old
Duke of York
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men
108. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine,
and it won't follow you around for a week
109. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age
110. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets
111. Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common
A: They're both empty from the neck up
112. Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common
A: They both wriggle when you eat them
113. Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper
A: So she could lip read
114. Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common
A: They both have black roots
115. Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head
A: Sweet Fuck All..
116. Q: How do you drown a blonde
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool
A2: Don't tell her to swallow
A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
117. Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
118. Q: Why do blondes have square boobs
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box
119. Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies
A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties
A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit
A3: Two...one to make batter and one to peel the M&Ms
120. Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard
121. Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home
122. Q: What's the blonde's cheer
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well..
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea...
123. Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for
her thoughts
A: Change
124. Q: How does a blonde moonwalk
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor
125. Q: Why do blondes find it difficult to marry
A: Because you don't have to marry them for sex
126. Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla
A: Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do
127. Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers
every month
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds.
128. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird
A: She threw it off a cliff
129. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish
A: She drowns it
130. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her
jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years
131. Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs
A: "Nice tits!
132. Q: How does a blonde high-5
A: She smacks herself in the forehead
133. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
134. Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts
A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor
135. Q: Why do blondes have legs
A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground
A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen
A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails
136. Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then
turn around and come home
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking
was a television
137. Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina
A1: The blonde
A2: The other guys waiting their turn
138. Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots
A: Flattered
139. Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1"
140. Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever
been picked up by "the fuzz"
A: "No. But I've been swung around by the tits.
141. Q: What do you call a swimming po ol full of blondes
A: Frosted Flakes
142. Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer
A: Frosted Flakes
143. Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9
A: A 69 interrupted by a period
144. Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her
period and a terrorist
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist
145. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a
box of Cheerios
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!
146. Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow
A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo
147. Q: Why don't blondes breast feed
A: Because they always burn their nipples
148. Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian
A: She kept having affairs with men
149. Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails
A: To cover up the valve stem
150. Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra
A: Spot
151. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head
A: A Space Invader
152. Q: What's a blondes' favourite rock group
A: Air Supply
153. Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes
A: The back of her head
154. Q: Why do blondes drive VW's
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE
155. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night
156. Q: Why did God create blondes
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge
Q: Why did God create brunettes
A: Neither could the blondes
157. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case
A: Branch Manager
158. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves
A: She fell out of the tree
159. Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon
A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell
if they're going to work or coming home
160. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling
A: A blonde electrician
161. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short
A1: So brunettes can remember them
A2: Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit
A3: So men can understand them
162. Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde
A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children
163. Q: What do you call a smart blonde
A1: A golden retriever
A2: A labrador
A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover
164. Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries
165. Q: Why do blondes have periods
A: They deserve them
166. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally
167. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the
marriage aisle
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob
168. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her
169. Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"
A: She liked to be filled with cream
170. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
171. Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good
172. Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor
A: By the ears
173. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making
chocolate chip cookies
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor
174. Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them
175. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory
A: Proofreading
176. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the
M&M factory
A: For throwing out the W's
177. Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car
A: She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche
178. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet
A: Last year's hide and seek champ
179. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest
180. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team
and a tribe of sly pygmies
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts
181. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the
Suez/Panama Canal
A: One's a busy ditch
182. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet
A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it
183. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo",
while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo.
184. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a
supermarket trolley
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own
185. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months
186. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline
A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline
187. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac,
and a blonde
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?
The nympho says, "Are you done already?
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.
188. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you
A: Tell her she's pregnant
Q: What will she ask you
A: "Is it mine?
189. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel
A: An air bag
190. Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel
after a blonde drives a car
A: Cause she blows the horn
191. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off
192. Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch
A: To turn the blinker off
193. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,
VROOM, SCREECH
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light
194. Q: What is happening when you hear varoom...screech,
varoom...screech, varoom...screech.....
A: A blonde trying to drive through an intersection with a
flashing red light
195. Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box
196. Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found
frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter"
197. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating
A: By the buckle print on her forehead
198. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches
the impression in her forehead
199. Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment
A: She can't say "No"
200. Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a
Puerto Rican
A: Retardo
201. Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning
A: A visitor
202. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides
203. Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses'
faces
204. Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers
205. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde
A: Perri-air
206. Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck
207. Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period
208. Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it
209. Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station
A: The Air Pump
210. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear
211. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her
Driver's License
A: Because she got an F in sex
212. Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver
213. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road
A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!
A2: I don't know
R: Neither did she
214. Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air
A: She missed
215. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see
where the sun went ? It finally dawned on her
216. A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland
when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself
"oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign
that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms
217. How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand
218. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?
219. A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving
the wrong way on a one-way street
Cop: Do you know where you were going
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause
all the people were leaving
220. A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway
"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?
"Driver's licence? What's that?...
"It's a little card with your picture on it.
"Oh, duh! Here it is...
"May I have your car insurance?
"What's that?...
"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car.
"Oh this? Duh! Here you go...
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants,
while the blonde exclaims
"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!
221. Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron,"
then we could do without the ironing lady
Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly
we could do without the gardener
222. A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy
223. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
One of them decides to call 911
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a
light bulb
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb
Blonde: Yes
Operator: The power in the house in on
Blonde: Of course
Operator: And the switch is on
Blonde: Yes, yes
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up
Blonde: No, it's working fine
Operator: Then what's the problem
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around
and we all fell and hurt ourselves
224. What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
He wanted to know who the other man was..
225. There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette,
a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water
to the mainlandand estimated about 20 miles to shore.
So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore."
So she swam out five miles, and got really tired.
She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was
too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder
if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the
mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out.
The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette,
as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired.
After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself,
"I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it,
too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles,
NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight,
but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back
226. This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub
when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that
if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?
227. Two blondes were walking through the woods when one
looked down
and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and
says "Those arn't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks."
"No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguig,
and one half hour later they were both killed by a train
228. The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked
what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped
her.Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded
to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said:
"No,ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them.
But he says I can't cook.
229. Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door
of their Mercedes with a coat hanger
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder,
its starting to rain and the top is down
230. A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird
flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was
directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth
open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!
Or: "Good thing that cows don't fly.
231. A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the
Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come
into Heaven, you have to pass a test.
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Pete
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me
Andy tells me...
232. Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out
a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it
was volume seven of the encyclopaedia..
233. A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!"
"I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!
234. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked
the bartender
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C.
Bartender:"What is a B and C?"
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke.
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T.
Bartender: "What's a G and T?
Redhead: "Gin and tonic.
Blonde: "I'll have a 15.
Bartender: "What's a 15?
Blonde: "7 and 7
235. A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun -
they just don't remember who with
236. Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field
when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing
a row boat.The driver blonde turned to her friend and said
"You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this the other blonde replied "I know it, and if I knew
how to swim I'd go out there and drown her.
237. ... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant
with the slogan "Billions Served - just today
238. Q. How can you tell that a blonde's having a bad day
A. She has a tampon tucked behind her ear, and she can't
find her pencil
239. Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers
240. Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law
A: An air bag
241. Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee
A: It's too hard to re-train them
242. Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men
A: Their heels
243. Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs
A: They don't know the route
244. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday
245. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board
246. Q: What is foreplay for a blonde
A: Thirty minutes of begging
247. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once
248. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone
A2: Only one person can use the phone at once
249. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen
250. Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the
priceless Ming vase
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt.
251. Q: How does a blonde commit suicide
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off
252. Q: How do you plant dope
A: Bury a blonde
253. Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets
during parades
254. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree
A: Wave to her
255. Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ
A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum
256. Q: How does a blonde get pregnant
A: And I thought blondes were dumb
257. Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS
A: A know-it-all bitch
258. Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a
skinny blonde
A: One's a phony buck
259. Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes
and a magician
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts
260. Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have
A: One that never misses a period
261. Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is
A: An Italian suppository
262. Q: Why don't a blondes guts fall out of her twat when she stands
A: Because the vaccum in her head keeps them in place
263. Q: What's the difference between having sex with a blonde
and eating Jell-o
A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it
264. Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer
A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do
A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't
stop until it gets blood
265. Q: Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses
A: She was having sunny periods
266. Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant
A: Her feet
267. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose
A: When she farts, her knees bag
268. Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist
A: Marriage
269. Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan
A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat
270. Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on
271. Q: How do you confuse a blonde
A: You don't. They're born that way
272. Q: How do ya paralyze a blonde from the neck down
A: Marry her
273. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk
A: The cow fell on her
274. Q: How did the blonde burn her nose
A: Bobbing for french fries
275. Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries
A: She has a checkbook
276. Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde
A: There is a stamp on it
277. Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece
278. Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a
blonde with PMS
A: Lipstick
279. Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later
280. Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them
281. Q: Why do blondes like lightning
A: They think someone is taking their picture
282. Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat
forehead
A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it
283. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces
A: From eating with forks
284. Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons
A: From dating blonde men
285. Q: Why do blondes wear tampons
A: Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too
286. Q: But why do brunettes take the pill
A: Wishful Thinking
287. Q: Why don't blondes double recipes
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees
288. Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists
A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter
289. Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency
A1: They can't remember the number
A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons
290. Q: What do you call a blonde touching her toes
A: A brunette with bad breath
291. Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner
A: Reservations
292. Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair
A: They pull up their pants
293. Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool
A: Air bubbles
294. Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde
standing on a street corner
A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks
295. Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian
A: A waste
296. Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground
A: An air mattress
297. Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW
A: Divorcee
298. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks
299. Q: What does a blonde owl say
A: What, what
300. Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass
A: A brain tumor
301. Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down
A: Two brunettes
302. Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common
A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday
Q2: What's the difference between a blonde and
President Gorbachev
A: He knows who the ten men were
303. Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence
A: To see what was on the other side
304. Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU
A: Too many blondes were drowning
305. Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq
A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water
306. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back
A: From crawling across the street when the sign sai
"DON'T WALK"
307. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat
A: In case she locks the keys in her car
308. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills
309. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian
A: Because she loved children
310. Q: If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge
who would die first
A: The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop
and ask for directions
311. Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard
A: Grade 4
312. What are the worst six years in a blonde's life
A: Third Grade
313. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it
314. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance
A: 144 blondes
315. Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod..
316. Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters
317. Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father
owns a pub
318. Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine
A: They both drip when they're fucked
319. Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?
"Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry
320. Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning
A: It swells at night
321. Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm.
She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!
322. Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked
if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
323. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex
A: Locking the car door
324. Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into
the back seat
325. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents
occur around the home
A: She moved
326. Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty
A: A blonde parade
327. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out
328. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her
husband's car
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe
329. I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting
She told me she didn't know how to cook them
330. A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor
wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelledou
"GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter
she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad,
walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing.
In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose
color.The painter wrote this down, walked to the window,
opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying
sod across the street.
331. Did you hear about the blonde who
1 had more on her body than on her mind
2 was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient
in the bean
3 took an hour to cook Minute Rice
4 got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up
5 was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient
6 7 had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs
8 thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates
9 was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't
have a crazy cat
10 after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they
didn't get talle girls
11 went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker
12 brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam
332. Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the
arrival of their first children. The 1st brunette says, "I just
know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was
on my back". The 2nd brunette says, "Mine's going to be
boy, 'cuz I was on top during conception". The blonde says
"Uh-oh! I'm going to have a puppy!
333. There were three women who were at the gynecologist
having pre-nata checkups
The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the
baby concieved ?
"He was on top ", she replyed
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed
The second woman was asked the same question
"I was on top ", was the reply
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor
With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears
"Whats the matter ?" asked the doc
"Am I going to have puppies ?"....
334. Blondes..
They take a lickin', and keep on..
Lickin
335. Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that
"love handles referred to her ears"
336. Confucious say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up
337. At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas
coming out at the same time. A beautiful blond woman jumps
into one and take off, leaving its owner rather perplexed.
About three minutes latter she reappears at the car wash yelling,
who ripped off my car phone!
338. This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.
Hi boss comes out and tell him that he has to leave for a while,
and "can you handle it?" The new employee is somewhat
reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she
can practice safe sex). She walks up to the pharmicist and asks
"How much for a box of rubbers?
"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax.
"Oh," said the blonde, "I wondered how they kept them on.
339. Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant
display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my
husband.
"Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk
"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms.
340. Another blonde in the porno shop
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?
He answers, "$35.
She: "How much for the black one?
He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one.
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black on
before.
She pays him, and off she goes
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much
for the black dildo?
He: "$35.
She: "How much for the white one?
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one.
She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white
one before...
She pays him, and off she goes
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks,
"How much are your dildos?
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black.
She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?
He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165.
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've
never had a plaid one before....
She pays him, and off she goes
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while
I was gone?
To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one
white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!
341. After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex
with a blond he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen
for some food to replenish his justspent energy. He pours himself
a glass of milk an right before drinking it, herealizes his manhood
is still pretty hot so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off. Just then
the blonde walk in and says, "Oh, I always wondered how you
refilled those.
342. Blonde Medical Terminology
Anally -- occurring yearly
Artery -- study of painting
Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fail
Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.
Caesarian section -- district in Rom
Cat scan -- searching for kitt
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- sheep do
Coma -- a punctuation mark
Congenital -- friendly
D&C -- where Washington is
Diarrhea -- journal of daily events
Dilate -- to live long
Enema -- not a friend
Fester -- quicker
Fibula -- a small lip
Genital -- non-Jewis
G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- suitcase
Hangnail -- coathoot
Impotent -- distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- torture in a teeper
Labour pain -- got hurt at work
Medical staff -- doctor's can
Morbid -- higher offer
Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
Node -- was aware on
Outpatient -- person who had fainted
Pap smear -- fatherhood test
Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- letter carrier
Protein -- favouring young people
Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
Recovery room -- place to do upholsters
Rheumatic -- amorous
Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- study of knighthood
Tablet -- small table
Terminal illness -- sickness at airport
Tibia -- country in North Africa
Tumour -- an extra pain
Urine -- opposite of you're out
Varicose -- located nearby
Vein -- conceite
343. Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little
packet
344. Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant
A: Blow in her ear
345. Q: Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress
A: To keep her ankles warm
A2: To keep her neck war
346. Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day
A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what
she did with her cigarette
347. Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms
A: Way to go team
348. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator
A: By the chipped tooth
349. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.
350. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads
A: To keep from bruising their ears
352. Why does a blonds bra say T.G.I.F
Tits go in first
352. Q: Why do blondes have vaginas
A: So guys will talk to them at parties
353. Q: What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle
A: Rebel without a clue
354. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WITH A RUNNY NOSE
A: Full
355. Imitation of a blonde refuelling.
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)
356. Q: WHY DON'T BLONDES BREASTFEED THEIR BABIES
A: It hurts too much when they boil their nipples
357. Q: What does a blonde answer to the question
"Are you sexually active?
A: "No, I just lie there.
358. Q: What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning
A: "Thanks, guys...
359. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 10 BLONDES AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE POOL
A: AIR POCKETs
360. Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms
A: They're too hard to peel
361 Q: What did Jimmy Swaggart pay for his prostitute
and her four blonde friends
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks
362. Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain
surgery on a blonde
A: "Space. The final frontier......
363. Q: How many blondes does it take to screw the entire
Bengal team
A: Just One... Boomer Esiason
364. Q: What's brown and red and black and blue
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes
365. Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner
A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms
366. Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer
A: So she could keep the refriderator cold
367. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the
Toronto Maple Leafs
A: She fell out of the tree
368. Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it
A: A thought
369. Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek
A: One
370. Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN
A: She didn't know what ONE came first..
371. Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex
A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers
A2: Their mothers told them not with there mouths full
372. Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone
A: Divorced
373. Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole
A: Divorced
374. A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette
said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave
him "Head and shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked
inquisitively "How do you give shoulders?
375. Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week
Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out
376. Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit
A: Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the
blow dryer
377. Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way
378 Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde
A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night
379. Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new
bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed
a liquor license "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar.
That's disgusting!
380. Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections
A: A wine and cheese party
381. Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence
A: She wasn't used to the front seat
382. (Visual Joke)
Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions
383. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10
A: She picks up her purse and goes home
384. Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives
A: The vegetable garden
385. Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag
A: One
386. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blond
and a Schwinn at the side of the road
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . .
387. Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.
Blonde: I don't know. Why
Teller: It was easier to spell
Blonde: Easier than what
388. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian
A: She liked kids..
389. Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon
A: Far-from-thinki
390. Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna
391. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain
392. A: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school
She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform
the Hymenlic
Manuever
393. Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver
A: She missed the Earth
394. Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one
395.
BULLETIN NO. 91-9
-----------------
DATE: January 7, 199
TO: All Ohio Insurance Agent
FROM: Ohio Department of Insuranc
SUBJECT: Automobile Dimmer Switche
Pursuant to the Ohio Department of Motor Vehicles Act No. 97-12,
all motor vehicles sold in the State of Ohio after February 15, 1992,
will be required to have the headlight dimmer switch mounted to the
floorboard. The dimmer switch must be mounted in a position
accessible to operation by pressing the switch by the left foot.
The switch must be far enough removed from the left foot pedals
to avoid inadvertent operation or pedal confusion
Included in the above act and beginning June 1, 1992, all other vehicles
with steering column mounted dimmer switches must be retrofitted
with floorboard mounted dimmer switch of the type described above.
The steering column mounted dimmer switch must be disabled or
removed from the vehicle.
Vehicles which have not made this change will fail the forthcoming
Ohio Safety Inspection program which will begin on this date
It is recognized that this will cause some hardship for the driving public
However, this change is being made in the interest of public safety.
Ohio DMV Act 92-13 will revert all Ohio motor vehicles to the prevalent
dimmer system in use prior to the influx of foreign market vehicles.
A recent study entitled the "Inflation Sequence in Ohio Nightime
Highway Traffic Accidents" was conducted jointly by the Ohio
Department of Motor Vehicles and the Ohio Department of Motor
Vehicle Research. It has shown that 96% of all Ohio nightime highway
accidents are caused by a blonde getting
her foot caught in the steering wheel.......
396. A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the
plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency
cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells
"Oh! So you wanna race, huh?
397. Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant
A: She sneezes
398. Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade"
was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov
A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?
399. Q: What did the Blonde get on her A.C.T.
A: Nail polish
400. Q: What's the fastest way to get a blonde pregnant
A: Take her to the petting zoo
401. Q: How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof
A: Tell her that the drinks are on the house
402. Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen
headlamp
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort
403. Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon
A: A vacant posession
404. Q: What did the blonde's dentist find
A: Teeth in the cavity
405. Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly
over her ears
A: She's trying to hold on to a thought
406. Q: WHat does a car fatality and a blonde have in common
A: Put either in a car and their fucked
407. Q: What is a blonde's idea of safe sex
A: A padded dash
408. Q: Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens
A: They couldn't find their eraser
409. Q: What is the most difficult thing to teach a blonde
A: To count to twenty-eight. (Cycle of a period)
410. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you
A: Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth
411. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road
A: She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking
And the final
412. Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the
Blonde JokeList