1
Q: What's the
difference between Bill Clinton and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Bill Clinton.
2
Q: What's the
difference between Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda's been to Vietnam!
3
Bill Clinton is *so*
fat, when he makes love to two women at the same time, they never
see each other.
4
Bill Clinton is *so*
fat when he sits around the White House, he sits *around* the
White House.
5
Bill Clinton is *so*
fat, when he wears his yellow raincoat, people shout,
"Taxi!"
6
Acronym: CLINTON =
Chicken Lickin' Idiot Now Taking Over Nation
7
Q: What do you get
when you cross a corupt politician and a lousy lawyer?
A: Chelsea!!
8
Q: How can you tell
Bill Clinton apart from a cow?
A: By the wise look in the eyes.
9
If Bill Clinton wins
the election this November, they're going to have an
air-conditioned sauna installed in the White House - so he can
have it both ways.
10
Q: What tune does
the band play when Clinton enters the room?
A: "Don't Inhale to the Chief"
11
Q: What's the
difference between Pres. Hoover & Pres. Clinton?
A: One promised a chicken in every pot & the other was an
unpromising chicken who smoked pot.
12
Q: How does Bill
Clinton say "Fuck you"?
A: "Trust me."
13
Q: How can you tell
Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?
A: He's the stiff one.
14
Q: What does Jeffrey
Dahmer's victims and The Clintons' hair styles have in common?
A: They both look like the work of a butcher...
15
Q: If The Clinton's
were younger, do you think they would have known the Clampents?
A: Possibly, Bill might have made Jethro's acquaintance in the
6th grade.
16
Q: Why doesn't
Hillary cut Bill's hair?
A: He won't pay her $300.
17
Q: What are the two
worst things about Bill Clinton?
A: His faces
18
Q: What did the band
play at Clinton's inauguration?
A: Inhale to the chief
19
Q: What's the
difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp
A: One's a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other's a fish.
Senast modifierad: 28 juli, 1997 av Joakim Norberg