1
- How many blondes
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. They only screw in cars.
2
- Why did the blonde
wear condoms on her ears?
- So she wouldn't get hearing aids.
3
- Did you hear about
the blonde that tried to blow up her husbands car?
- She burned her lips.
4
- What do blondes
and turtles have in common?
- Once on their back, they're screwed.
5
- What do you call a
group of blondes in a freezer?
- Frosted flakes.
6
- How did the blonde
get tire tread marks on her back?
- From crawling across the street when the sign said "Don't
walk".
7
- How come blondes
aren't good cattle herders?
- Because they can't even keep two calves together...
8
- What is a blonde's
favourite nursery rhyme?
- Humpme dumpme...
9
- Why is a blonde
like railroad tracks?
- Because she's been laid all over the country.
10
- What du you call a
basement full of blondes?
- A wine cellar...
Senast modifierad: 04 augusti, 1997 av Joakim Norberg