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"Go ask your mother and sister just how gay Shawn Michaels is!"
-Shawn Michaels på senaste RAW när publiken skrek "Shawn is gay!"
"Heaven don´t want me, and Hell is afraid I take over!"
-Michael P.S. Hayes
"Prince Iaukea will defend his newly won Cruiserweight belt!"
-WCW:s annonsör innan Uncensored 97, jag trodde Prince var T.V. mästare?
"Undertaker... I can make you sorry you ever did this to me, but I´ll give you one more chance! Dont´t make me unleash the dark secret that can destroy you, because I promised myself I would never come to that! YOU KNOW I could destroy you if I wanted to!"
-Paul Bearer om Cain
-Mankind innan han atackerade Undertaker med en hårtork
-Brets Heel interju
-Curt Hennig klantar sig
-Taz
"Here´s the story of a lovely lady! As a kid growing up, Shawn Michaels wasn´t interested in Cindy, Jan OR Marsha! All that he cared about was Carol, because she was the only MRS. in the bunch!"
-Shawn Michaels
"Big Daddy Cool and I were once good buddies. A regular Skipper and Gilligan. Well, my friends... the USS Minnow has definitly sunk!"
-Shawn Michaels om Diesel
"Umm, better than wonton!"
-Hakushi när han smakade på amerikansk mat
"I stated earlier that I´m here to commentate and give my expertise. I have no buisness getting involved in any match-AND I WON´T! As long as nobody bothers me-I won´t bother anybody! I´m sitting right here in my seat and giving my expertise!"
-Owen Hart en stund innan han atackerade Shawn Michaels på KOTR 96
"Frustrated isn't the God damn word for it. This is bullshit! You screwed me, everybody screws me . . . and nobody gives a damn about it . . . . . . everybody in that god damn dressing room knows that I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be . . . and if you don't like, tough shit!"
-Bret Hart visar sina färger
"Of course I´ll stay on the phone! You put me on here to satisfy your hunger for ratings! I´ll stick around this whole hour to pump your Nielsons up!"
-Brian Pillman`s svar på en tittarfråga under Live Wire i september
"Sunny has sat on more laps than a napkin!"
-Jim Cornette om Sunny
Always imitated, but never, ever duplicated. Your´re watching EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!"
-Joey Styles
"Jose Lothario, I have a lot of respect for you, but it was a mistake to put your ass on the ring apron! You became part of the game! And when you become part of the game with THE MAN, only MISERY can come from that!"
-Sycho Sid dagen efter Survivor Series
"You were great in Deliverance, but you SUCK on Live Wire!"
-Vic Venom om Jim Cornette på Live Wire i oktober
"Shawn Michaels... you little prissy! You have set out from day one to cost me the World Wrestling Federation Championship. It´s because you´ve got sour grapes, and you CANT´T accept the fact that you´re not as good as I am!"
-Bret Hart på ett Raw i december
"As far as Gorilla Monsoon goes, I got a big bunch of bananas and I can tell him where to stick each and every one of them. He wants me to face the Undertaker tonight? Fine, drag his dead ass out because I threw it over the top rope last night along with 28 other pieces of garbage!"
-Steve Austin på Raw dagen efter Royal Rumble
"Let me tell you something about this so-called ECW! They are nothing but a bunch of has-beens working out of some bingo hall in Philadelphia! If any of those losers have any guts at all they come right down here and show me what they have!"
-Jerry Lawler på Raw veckan innan ECW tog över