About myself!

Hi!

My name is Daniel (Boone - T Spoon) Alenius and I'm 15 years old. I live in Sweden, actually I live in a little land inside Sweden called Alby. It´s like the Vatican state in Italy. I'm in the 9:Th grade now and that's pretty ok. My interests are ... eh...oh...what a... yea! Computers (that´s most games of course), some Floor ball out doors never hurts, and the opposite sex of course (maybe its time to mention that I'm a boy, that means hands of gays). Unfortunately I don't have a picture of my self to put in here, but I think that's good, because u girls out there would just sit and drawl all over your key-boards, and then they would brake and that's just no god. You maybe are wondering about my strange nickname "RazorDragon"... Well let me explain that for ya. Razor is what I usually call my self when I am playing multiplayer games. A dragon is just a creature that I think is very cool, so a RazorDragon is a dragon that have claws like razors. Smart eh? Ok that's enough about me. Let me tell u about my coco-friends instead. Ok I will begin with my neighbors first. My left-house neighbor is a real strange person, lets just call him KeeN. He is a former president for "The muppet´s of the golden nose", witch was a very exclusive club for (u wont believe it!) Muppets. He is always indoors and loading down Mp3 songs from Internet and we all think that he has done some experiments with his younger brother because he looks like an Orc mixt up with a Gremlin. My right-house neighbor is a complete nut-case. Let´s call him Trasher in order to not hurt anyone. He once tried to kill KeeN when he was a member of "TMOTGN" (u all know witch club I´m talking about) because he was feeling angry when KeeN told him that he wasn´t Muppet enough to join his club, and as a little reply to this answer where that Trasher tried to choke KeeN between his own ass. It wasn´t successful but KeeN almost died of the horrible smell, (he had beans for dinner that day) so that's why KeeN is a bongo today. Now to a more unnatural creature that I know. The werewolf! He is in my class, and he is a monster. Hairy with paws. My friend Blade (the king of transpiration) and I have for several years tried to imprison this wild beast, but the moon never goes full when Blade and I are ready. So we are just keeping fighting for Albys glory every single day. And as a final friend of mine are going to be presented I must warn everyone that is sensitive, because this isn´t nice at all. Ok lets go! He is called Trams in Swedish witch means "bozo". But actually is that name standing for: Tyrannosaurus Rams. He is the most horrible fiend that this green earth has never seen. Forget about Dracula, Frankenstein,mummies and El chupacabra... because this is a 10 000 times worse. Because I love everyone on this planet I have decided not to tell u about this "man" because he is so frightening, very ugly indeed.

I hope u enjoyed my story and I might consider to continue on it some day.

Mr. D

A small notice:

I want to thank all my friends that is a part of this story and u should know that all information in the text is not for real.

thx: Trasher, KeeN, Blade, UnaBomber and Mr. TramsMan.