{1116}{1195}Why don't you, like,|ever realize the truth, Vince?
{1185}{1264}I ate nine pies and a meatball hero|in one hour. That's a record.
{1264}{1377}It wasn't nine pies. It was eight.|You left two slices of mushroom|on the last tray.
{1402}{1477}- Violet?|- You guys, it was six pies. No hero.
{1499}{1582}I had to call the paramedics|to pump your stomach, and it was|three-and-a-halfyears ago.
{1582}{1675}- When are you guys gonna talk|about something else?|- When someone comes through that door...
{1675}{1768}and breaks the record, then we'll|stop talkin' about the subject.
{1778}{1826}Enjoy your pie, guys.
{1833}{1929}- It's the last one I'll ever serve.|- Aren't you forgetting something?
{1929}{1991}Quit it, Pete.|I'm not doin' that.
{2031}{2091}It's a tradition.|Sign the card.
{2303}{2374}I got it, folks.|I got the first autograph.
{2390}{2478}- Hey, Violet. All right!|- Violet's on her way to the wall.
{2532}{2598}That's 20 years|of girls leaving town.
{2651}{2727}That wall is jinxed.|I won't sit near that wall.
{2741}{2815}Let's hope you have better luck|than they did.
{2840}{2888}Ladies and gentlemen.
{2916}{2994}As you all know, my best friend,|Violet Sanford...
{3021}{3062}has decided...
{3088}{3158}has decided to leave|South Amboy tomorrow...
{3158}{3227}and travel the 42 miles|to New York City.
{3254}{3327}So... Okay, come on.|Bring her up here, girls.
{3327}{3396}- Come on, Violet. You gotta do it.|- No.
{3428}{3487}Come on, Vi.|Come on, everyone.
{3525}{3588}Hey, Violet, come on.|Come up here.
{3593}{3650}- Come on, honey.|- You guys!
{3683}{3797}Now, I think it's only fair|that tonight, on her last night here|with us in Jersey...
{3800}{3860}she grace us|with a little tune.
{3904}{3938}No way!
{3957}{4022}At first I was afraid|I was petrified
{4038}{4121}Kept thinkin' I could never|Live without you by my side
{4146}{4231}Then I spent so many nights|thinking how you did me wrong
{4251}{4324}And I grew strong|and I knew how to get along
{4342}{4394}No, not I|I will survive
{4438}{4520}Oh, as long as I know how to love|I know I'll be alive
{4542}{4621}I got all my life to live|I got all my love to give
{4644}{4699}I'll survive|I will survive
{4872}{4956}Look at this! Four people killed|last night in New York.
{4984}{5051}No reason at all.|Police have no leads.
{5096}{5157}- Tragic.|- Dad, what're you doin'?
{5157}{5222}I guess four out|of seven million ain't so bad.
{5222}{5310}Headlines should read,|"Millions Survive Night in New York."
{5312}{5362}Dad, stop. I get the point.|Here. Eat your eggs.
{5362}{5453}They're not eggs. They're egg whites.|And I'd rather eat the carton.
{5453}{5559}You've already lost six pounds.|You're staying on this diet.|No fast food. No sausage.
{5559}{5642}Oh, and I bought you some|of those Lean Cuisine meals,|and I put 'em in the freezer.
{5642}{5730}- My mouth is watering already.|- And I lined your vitamins up|on the counter.
{5730}{5812}- I don't take vitamins.|- You do now. Just take them.
{5830}{5918}Oh, and I put fresh batteries|in the TV remote and set the|VCR timer so that you can watch...
{5918}{5975}Excuse me. Excuse me.|Am I missing something here?
{5975}{6068}I'm the parent. You're the child|running away to live by herself.
{6077}{6170}- I should be tellin' you how to live.|- Fine. How should I live?
{6170}{6214}Simple. Don't go.
{6247}{6341}I got that Irish Spring you like.|Oh. And, Dad, whatever you do...
{6355}{6430}- Don't do the laundry.|- Don't do the laundry.
{6431}{6496}Just leave it by the dryer, and I'll|do it when I come home every Sunday.
{6496}{6585}Oh, this is interesting. They say|the handrails on the subway system...
{6585}{6644}could one day lead|to an outbreak of plague.
{6644}{6681}Dad. Look.
{6748}{6812}You said I could be|whatever I wanna be.
{6812}{6875}I never said songwriter|in New York City. That's the exception.
{6875}{6947}You said anything,|and I believed you, so...
{6994}{7070}I'm not leavin' this house|without your support.
{7086}{7147}That's Gloria. What's it gonna be?
{7268}{7366}Violet, I saw how hard it was|for your mother when she didn't make it.
{7367}{7430}But if she was here,|she'd tell me to shut up...
{7430}{7495}wish you luck|and give you a big hug.
{7519}{7618}I'm not gonna give you a big hug,|and I'm not gonna wish you luck, but...
{7618}{7698}I am gonna shut up, sit here|with my coffee and pretend to be mad.
{7698}{7738}Is that okay?
{7925}{7975}This is the last of it.
{8012}{8092}- Honey, are you okay with that?|- Yeah, I got it. I got it.
{8092}{8155}Wait. All right.|That's everything.
{8194}{8250}- Let's hit it.|- Good luck.
{8325}{8369}There, I said it.
{8597}{8664}- I put some pepper spray in your purse.
{8665}{8738}Even if you're not sure,|just start spraying.
{8818}{8885}You know, you're not alone,|Mr Sanford.
{8888}{8970}Hey, you know, me and you|should have dinner sometime.
{8970}{9019}I'm lockin' the doors.
{9030}{9095}At first I was afraid|I was petrified
{9122}{9205}Kept thinkin 'I could never|live without you by my side
{9241}{9297}Oh, no, not I|I will survive
{9358}{9437}As long as I have love to give|I know I'll be alive
{9457}{9542}I've got all my life to live|I've got all my love to give
{9560}{9601}I will survive
{9624}{9665}I will survive
{9672}{9722}All right.|This is it.
{9935}{9980}What do you think?
{9994}{10061}I had a feeling|you were gonna need this.
{10061}{10159}- What are you doing?|- What? It's just some|emergency cash I saved up.
{10159}{10254}Honey, from the looks of this place,|I'd say this is our emergency.
{10259}{10310}Well, I'm not takin' it.
{10416}{10454}Fine, then.
{10476}{10528}I'm freezing your assets.
{10556}{10624}So, thanks for everything.|I'll call ya.
{10707}{10747}What is this?
{10770}{10885}It's just that all our lives,|you know, we always had one thing|in common, you and me.
{10904}{10958}What are you talking about?
{10962}{11037}It's like, you know we said|we wouldn't lose our virginity...
{11037}{11096}until we got married,|and that didn't happen.
{11096}{11216}And then we said we'd go|to college or junior college|or dental hygienist school, you know.
{11241}{11291}And that didn't happen.
{11341}{11414}We've never followed through|on a single thing, you know.
{11414}{11486}And I think that's|what makes us so special.
{11511}{11568}And this is why you're crying?
{11575}{11674}Well, a long time ago you told me|that you were gonna move to New York.
{11706}{11826}But everyone thought you'd just|stay in Jersey and get married|like me and Danny are gonna.
{11830}{11890}You know. And... And look at you.
{11912}{11982}No matter what,|you really did it right...
{12030}{12081}and I'm so proud of you.
{12673}{12720}Enough! You hear me?
{12744}{12801}You be quiet! Enough in there!
{12850}{12892}I don't like to
{12928}{12976}Be alone in the night
{13003}{13049}And I don't like to
{13075}{13131}Hear I'm wrong when I'm right
{13153}{13199}And I don't like to
{13233}{13284}Have the rain on my shoe
{13546}{13630}Hi. I'm Violet Sanford.|I just recently moved to New York...
{13630}{13702}and I was wondering if you would|give my tape to one of your artists.
{13702}{13753}Violet, that is so cute.
{13757}{13862}Now, let me tell you about me.|My name is Wendy,|and I first moved to New York...
{13862}{13925}when I was 2 1 to be a dancer,|but I broke my big toe.
{13925}{14014}And then I got knocked up by this actor|who dumped me to join the Peace Corps.
{14014}{14107}So for the last 1 6 years I been|raisin' my daughter all by myself.
{14107}{14196}And then two weeks ago|she tells me that she is a bisexual...
{14211}{14297}and that she hates me more|than any person on this planet.
{14322}{14392}Now, tell me how I can|help you, please...
{14450}{14527}because I am dying|to make your dreams come true.
{14602}{14664}You don't take the tape|unless it comes from an agent...
{14664}{14714}but I can't get an agent|until I get published?
{14714}{14786}If we were to listen to that tape,|that would give you grounds...
{14786}{14849}for a copyright|or plagiarism lawsuit.
{14849}{14941}It's just a little tape.|All I want is someone to sing my songs.
{14941}{14998}Welcome to the music business.
{15148}{15221}- Good evening. I.D., please.|- Hi. Uh, sure.
{15231}{15263}Maybe
{15283}{15323}Find a way to
{15357}{15404}Make it back someday
{15419}{15477}- What can I get you?|- Let me ask you something.
{15477}{15566}I'm a songwriter. Is there someone|here I could talk to about my songs?
{15566}{15630}I've been a struggling|sax player for 1 2 years.
{15630}{15719}- What can I get you from the bar?|- Pepsi and some crackers.
{15802}{15852}Hey. How are you doing?
{15870}{15935}Then I hope there's|someone out there
{15941}{15995}Excuse me.|Who's that guy?
{16097}{16151}That would be Mr O'Donnell.
{16157}{16229}Mr O'Donnell.|He's the manager or something?
{16273}{16374}Yeah. He's the music manager. He's|in charge of, uh, finding bands and...
{16408}{16454}booking new talent.
{16508}{16557}Run away with my heart
{16608}{16656}Run away with my hope
{16711}{16761}Hey, where the hell were you,|O'Donnell?
{16761}{16826}I got 1 5 orders stacked up here|and nobody to run the grill.
{16826}{16926}Fifteen orders, Walt. Is that it?|Give me ten minutes, I'll catch us up.
{16930}{16980}Go on. Lie down. Relax.
{17014}{17085}You look tired.|We can talk about my raise later.
{17085}{17182}You think this is Australia?|There's no raise. I'm about to fire you.
{17342}{17398}Um, excuse me.|Mr O'Donnell?
{17410}{17477}- Yes.|- Mr O'Donnell. My name is|Violet Sanford. I'm a songwriter.
{17477}{17530}I just wanted to give this to you.
{17530}{17590}I know it's not the most|professional way to submit a tape.
{17590}{17682}- But this is all pretty new to me.|- It's pretty new to me too.
{17705}{17828}I just figured as the manager|of a club like this, you must know|every band on the East Coast.
{17832}{17884}The manager of this club.
{18062}{18141}- You guys go ahead. I'll catch up.|- Sure thing...
{18145}{18185}Mr O'Donnell.
{18289}{18345}I don't usually do this, Violet...
{18345}{18413}um, but I... I have|a feeling about you.
{18446}{18535}So I'm gonna take your tape,|and I'm gonna see what I can do.
{18535}{18572}Thank you.
{18605}{18662}I can't believe|how easy this was.
{18662}{18703}Neither can I.
{18731}{18805}Uh, you wanna go for, uh,|some coffee or something?
{18805}{18881}O'Donnell, who do I look like,|your goddam maid?
{18901}{18982}That's Mr O'Donnell,|but I'll let it slide this time.
{19000}{19110}I told you to take|your stuff home and wash it.|You got cow grease caked on the front.
{19110}{19194}Walt, I've warned you|about your attitude. You're fired.
{19250}{19341}Oh, you better not push me, kid.|I can find a hundred other|little punks like you...
{19341}{19397}who can burn a turkey burger.
{19465}{19510}Minimum wage punk.
{19614}{19668}Maybe we should start over.
{19690}{19743}I'm Kevin O'Donnell and...
{19745}{19820}I work the grill here|at the Fiji Mermaid Club.
{19851}{19917}I just made|a complete fool of myself.
{19978}{20026}I was gonna tell you.
{20055}{20121}I'm almost sure|I would have told you.
{20161}{20226}I just want you to know|I'm not following you home.
{20226}{20311}I'm just walking myself|26 blocks in the wrong direction.
{20316}{20405}- I asked you to leave me alone.|- Did I mention how sorry I am?
{20405}{20466}I mean, not that it's all my fault.|You did throw yourseIf at me.
{20466}{20574}I didn't throw myseIf at you.|I was pretending to be sweet and|innocent so you'd give me a break.
{20574}{20637}- Can I ask you a question?|- What?
{20638}{20709}Is there a reason we just walked|in a circle? Are you lost?
{20709}{20781}I'm not lost.|Somebody just moved my street.
{20808}{20908}You wanna... You wanna play a game?|I bet I can guess where you're from.
{20927}{20990}I'm about to get out|my pepper spray.
{20990}{21068}I reckon you're from a big city.|And there's no sign from here...
{21068}{21140}of a belly button ring|or a tongue piercing.
{21166}{21228}- I gotta go with Chicago.|- Okay.
{21236}{21333}I've never had anyone stare|at my ass for haIf an hour,|so I'm gonna say good night.
{21333}{21399}And I'm hoping|you're gonna say it back.
{21399}{21450}Okay. I can take a hint.
{21499}{21605}- I really do know a lot of people|in the music business.|- You just don't give up, do ya?
{21605}{21680}Well, it was the sweet and|innocent thing. It did me in.
{21680}{21746}- Good night, Kevin.|- Just for the record...
{21746}{21830}I was only staring at your ass|for the first 15 minutes.
{22062}{22118}- William Morris.|- I don't mean to interrupt.|I just wanna leave this...
{22118}{22225}- I'll transfer.|William Morris. Please hold.|- It's a demo. I'm a songwriter.
{22238}{22305}William Morris.|I'll be right with you.
{22357}{22425}I just want to leave this|for Whitney or Mariah.
{22425}{22498}- I'm sure they're|personal friends of yours.|- Look.
{22498}{22590}I'm sure it sounds great in your shower,|but karaoke ended a haIf hour ago.
{22590}{22676}So, if you'd like to get your songs|heard, you're gonna have to take them|to an open mic night...
{22676}{22727}just like everyone else.
{22793}{22881}William Morris. I'll transfer.|You're not getting validated.
{23317}{23362}Caught in a mirror
{23408}{23468}Looking through|sympathetic eyes
{23513}{23555}Can I help you?
{23596}{23686}Yeah, hi. Um, I'm sure all your spaces|are filled for tonight.
{23689}{23782}I just wanted to come down|and check out what this whole|open mic thing was about.
{23782}{23881}I can squeeze you in in ten minutes.|A couple of my regulars,|they called in sick.
{23881}{24008}So, uh, I've got some spaces to fill.|I need you to sign your name in here|and get yourseIf ready.
{24055}{24136}Bathroom's around the corner|if you want to throw up.
{24170}{24248}Next up we have a young lady|named Violet Sanford.
{24259}{24376}So let's put our hands together|for New Jersey's own Violet Sanford!|Come on up, Violet.
{24389}{24440}Good! There we go. Yeah.
{24443}{24482}Yea, Violet!
{24579}{24615}Oh, oops.
{24666}{24737}- I'm a little nervous.|- So are we, honey.
{24805}{24856}Don't tease me, honey!|Sing!
{24856}{24909}Come on, give her a break.
{24950}{25008}- I'm sorry.|- It's all right.
{25418}{25451}Hello?
{26307}{26394}You gotta cheer up. You look like|somebody ran over your dog.
{26394}{26468}Hey, um, how mu...|how much is a slice of pie?
{26523}{26559}Oh, uh...
{26573}{26649}we happen to have|the best French apple in town.
{26659}{26713}And, uh, it's on the house.
{26768}{26822}- Shut up.|- You just have to pay attention.
{26822}{26867}- Okay?|- Twenty.
{26870}{26976}- Twenty says it's Pretty Woman.|- I will raise you ten|because it is Home Alone.
{26976}{27034}- Oh?|- You guys have to read the signs.
{27034}{27094}I call with|Saving Private Ryan.
{27101}{27194}- What?|- Let's flip this over,|and Miss Jennifer from Austin...
{27206}{27263}says her favourite movie is...
{27297}{27374}No way. There's no way!|You already saw this one.
{27389}{27435}- Oh, you are such a cheater.|- Hello.
{27435}{27509}A naked girl in army boots?|Easy play to call.
{27541}{27613}- Thank you.|- Those boots are kind of cute.
{27629}{27691}I may have to get me some of those.
{27729}{27822}Wait, wait, wait. Oh, Romero.|You gotta turn that up, baby.|That is the jam.
{27822}{27902}- Turn it up!|There you go, there you go.|- Oh, no.
{27917}{27989}- Girl, what are you doing?|- Remember this? Remember this?
{27989}{28069}- You better get it, girl.|- Watch my belly dancing.
{28285}{28389}- Do you know those girls?|- Oh, yeah. They're here|every morning around this time.
{28389}{28451}- Winding down.|- Wait, wait, wait.
{28451}{28519}- They have to, in their line of work.|- Are they hookers?
{28519}{28573}- I've got the power|- No.
{28682}{28741}- Coyotes.|- I've got the power
{28829}{28881}- All right.|- You guys?
{28899}{28978}You guys wanna see|what Al gave me for my birthday?
{28989}{29049}- This.|- You let him brand you?
{29057}{29118}- Isn't it cute?|- She let the man brand her.
{29118}{29204}Hey, check it out, ladies.|We each made 300 bucks tonight.
{29265}{29329}You sure you wanna be|goin' off to law school?
{29329}{29360}Hmm?
{29385}{29442}- Let's make a toast.|- Yeah.
{29469}{29527}To Zoe's last week as a Coyote.
{29537}{29611}- Oh.|- She's gonna be|impossible to replace.
{29637}{29727}I just wanna tell you both|that I will never, ever forget you.
{30138}{30180}Who's up there?
{30223}{30324}- I'm lookin' for the owner.|- Hey, come on down.|Bring a case with you.
{30460}{30544}- What are you doin' here?|- Uh, I-I'm gonna drop this case.|Where do you want me to put it?
{30544}{30654}- That depends. What do ya want?|- Well, I heard you might|need a... a new, uh...
{30657}{30724}That, uh, there might be|a job opening.
{30729}{30802}Put it right there.|Let me take a look at ya.
{30874}{30939}Let me guess.|Piedmont, North Dakota.
{30995}{31057}- South Amboy, New Jersey.|- Same thing.
{31057}{31101}You do any drugs?
{31142}{31217}Just coffee.|That's all I can afford right now.
{31250}{31320}- Let me see your arms.|- Are you kidding?
{31335}{31389}Do I look like I'm kidding?
{31426}{31489}Where'd you get|that scar on your wrist?
{31489}{31569}Pizza oven. It's a permanent burn|from pulling slices for four years.
{31569}{31645}That could be the saddest thing|I've ever heard.
{31650}{31740}- Um, what's next?|You want a urine sample?|- I prefer blood.
{31754}{31829}Look, are you really the owner? 'Cause|I've had a rough couple of days...
{31829}{31885}and so the last thing I need...
{31885}{31962}is some waitress on a power trip|wastin' my time.
{32224}{32319}You start Friday night. Be there|at 11:00. That's when we get busy.
{32397}{32509}- You're givin' me a job?|- I'm givin' you an audition.|Don't be late, Jersey girl.
{32542}{32653}I don't mean to press my luck,|but would you mind telling me|why you're hiring me?
{32676}{32735}Because the, um, average male...
{32748}{32811}is walking around with a toddler|inside of his pants.
{32811}{32886}A two-year-old, right there|inside his Dockers.
{32891}{32994}Men have two-year-old children in their|pants? That's why you're hiring me?
{32994}{33080}You look like a kindergarten teacher.|The kids'll love it.
{33107}{33148}Sorry I asked.
{33292}{33383}- I.D., please.|- Oh. I'm supposed to|start work here tonight.
{33384}{33446}Go ahead. Hey, you picked|a good night to start.
{33446}{33537}- It's a little slow right now,|but it should pick up.|- Okay.
{33541}{33600}Love is like a bomb|Baby, come on get it on
{33600}{33666}Livin' like a lover|with a radar phone
{33687}{33753}- Lookin' like a tramp|Like a video vamp|- You are hot!
{33753}{33815}Demolition woman|Can I be your man
{33942}{34029}Is this a church meeting|or is this a bar? Make some noise!
{34176}{34221}- Yeah!|- Come on
{34243}{34295}- Want it?|- Take a bottle
{34295}{34333}Shake it up
{34363}{34419}Break the bubble|Break it up
{34477}{34546}Pour some sugar on me|In the name of love
{34602}{34671}Poor some sugar on me|Come on, fire me up
{34743}{34814}- Pour your sugar on me|- I'm sorry. Sorry!
{34823}{34886}- I don't think so.|- Just in time.
{34914}{34983}- Where you goin' ?|- Uh, I was... I was looking for you.
{34983}{35025}Good. Let's go.
{35189}{35264}Listen, red light, yellow light|green light, go
{35273}{35337}Crazy little woman|in a one-man show
{35352}{35414}Mirror queen, mannequin|rhythm of love
{35414}{35475}- Really love your top.|- Thanks.
{35477}{35558}- I got it, um, on sale...|- Loosen up, uh, loosen up
{35596}{35688}You gotta squeeze a little|squeeze a little, tease a little more
{35711}{35749}Okay. Hair.
{35790}{35838}Let's see your moves.
{35897}{35964}That's Rachel.|You can learn a lot from her.
{35964}{36015}She just cut some guy's ponytail off.
{36015}{36085}Yeah. The court ordered her|to take anger management classes...
{36085}{36165}after she pummelled a customer|for grabbin' her ass.
{36176}{36251}He pressed charges.|I gave her a raise. Cheers.
{36273}{36322}Pour somme sugar on me
{36438}{36530}- There is only two rules, okay?|What do you want?|- Two beers.
{36535}{36585}- Don't date the customers.|- Okay.
{36585}{36666}Second, don't ever bring|your boyfriends into my bar.
{36671}{36769}As of this moment you are to appear|available, but never be available.
{36770}{36837}Break my rules,|I fire you on the spot.
{36854}{36911}- I... I understand.|- Jesus.
{36967}{37014}Hey! Hey, everybody!
{37034}{37069}Shut up!
{37106}{37169}I'd like you to meet|my new girl...
{37174}{37217}whose name is...
{37239}{37273}Violet.
{37300}{37334}Jersey.
{37365}{37432}Jersey is|an ex-kindergarten teacher...
{37457}{37538}and a former nun who just escaped|from the convent...
{37550}{37633}and is tired of being the only virgin|in New York City.
{37689}{37760}Would anyone like|to buy her a drink? Whoa!
{37949}{38020}- Come on, move! I'm workin' here.|- Sorry.
{38023}{38092}- Four margaritas with salt.|- All right.
{38131}{38194}Got tequila.|No mix, no salt, no blender.
{38194}{38280}- Okay, how about a black Russian?|- Got vodka, no Kahlúa.
{38283}{38342}- White wine.|- Never carry the stuff.
{38342}{38444}- So basically you have...|- Jim, Jack, Johnny Red,|Johnny Black and Jose.
{38444}{38561}All my favourite men.|You can have it any way you like,|as long as it's in a shot glass.
{38579}{38631}Okay, I-I'll take a beer.
{38636}{38712}- Four dollars.|- I'm Sammie, the Russian tease.
{38755}{38805}Violet, the Jersey nun.
{38814}{38870}That one's Rachel,|the New York bitch.
{38870}{38958}We all play our little parts,|only Rachel really is a bitch.
{38972}{39023}And I really am a tease.
{39026}{39082}Sammie, you can only be a tease|if you stop sleepin' around, babe.
{39082}{39143}Yeah. I keep forgetting that part.
{39173}{39267}I'lI have a shot of tequila, and don't|forget one for your pretty little self.
{39267}{39393}Oh, thanks, but ever since|I got really drunk on tequila,|I never really drink the stuff any more.
{39393}{39472}Hey, Lil! Your new girl's refusing|your good booze.
{39484}{39558}No! I was... I-I was suggesting|this gentleman buy me a double.
{39558}{39605}That's more like it.
{39730}{39809}I need eight shots. Four Canadian,|four South of the Border...
{39809}{39876}six-pack MGD|and a double-blended back.
{39891}{39962}- You want eight shots of what?|- I got it.
{39994}{40062}- Forty-six even, honey.|- Hey, Lil! Yo!
{40086}{40151}Your Jersey girl|can't quite keep up.
{40162}{40221}Hey, give me a Scotch and water.
{40225}{40315}- Okay, you got it.|- Lil, do we serve water|with our whisky?
{40330}{40393}Only water I serve's got|barley and hops in it!
{40393}{40467}Hey, everybody!|Do we serve water in this bar?
{40492}{40547}Hell no, H2O!|Hell no, H2O!
{40737}{40792}Hell no, H2O!|Hell no, H2O!
{40968}{41036}Sink or swim time, Jersey.|Get up there!
{41038}{41108}The devil's in the house|of the rising sun
{41129}{41178}I can't do that dance.
{41218}{41286}Granny, does your dog bite|No, child, no
{41293}{41325}Okay.
{41512}{41604}- Here's some cash.|You did okay for a nun.|- You're firing me?
{41635}{41694}I told you this was an audition.
{41696}{41759}Thanks for comin' in.|Now, get outta here.
{41759}{41850}Johnny said, Devil, just come on back|if you ever wanna try again
{41850}{41933}I done told you once, you son of a bitch|I'm the best there's ever been
{41933}{42005}He played fire on the mountain|Run, boy, run
{42018}{42072}Devil's in the house|of the risin' sun
{42072}{42106}Please!
{42122}{42167}- Back off!|- Hey!
{42167}{42266}Guys, guys, back off, back off! Look,|the way I see it, you got two choices.
{42266}{42362}You can start a fight here,|throw some punches, get a bloody nose,|make complete fools of yourselves...
{42362}{42440}or you can take this ten bucks|I got right here...
{42440}{42522}and buy, uh, these two pretty ladies|a round at the bar.
{42522}{42590}- Come on. What do you say?|- Let's go to the bar!
{42590}{42623}Party!
{42670}{42759}Hold it, Jersey. I'm just dyin'|to know where that came from.
{42763}{42871}Try serving a beer and pizza|on Monday nights when the Giants|play the Cowboys in November.
{42871}{42921}I'm giving you|a second audition.
{42921}{43024}There's a store at the corner of Sixth|and Hill. Be there at noon tomorrow.
{43031}{43107}I'm sending my fashion coordinator there|to take you shopping.
{43107}{43162}Now go home|before I change my mind.
{43162}{43252}Hey, and, Jersey. I'd be shocked|if you survive another night.
{43266}{43325}Granny, will your dog bite|No, child, no
{43325}{43363}Here we go!
{43373}{43439}And left, and right,|clog, clog, clog.
{43826}{43862}Oh, yeah!
{43876}{43966}So, uh, tell me more about this bar.|What kind of place is it?
{43999}{44070}It's... I don't know.|It's just a bar, Dad.
{44096}{44162}It's no big deal.|What are you eating?
{44163}{44255}One of those Lean Cuisine meals.|Rice and vegetables. Delicious.
{44301}{44356}Oh! See, they're good. Right?
{44356}{44392}Mmm. Yum.
{44432}{44512}So, yeah, well, what's going on|with your songwriting?
{44512}{44578}Songwriting. Oh!|He still has my tape.
{44582}{44628}Dance, dance, dance
{44741}{44773}Dance
{44790}{44832}I want my tape.
{44867}{44921}I had a feeling|you'd be back to see me.
{44921}{45002}- No dates in the kitchen, O'Donnell.|- I'm not staying.
{45002}{45054}I... I just want my tape.
{45064}{45098}Please.
{45155}{45237}- Thanks. Bye.|- Did you really write all those songs?
{45294}{45345}You listened to my tape?
{45364}{45453}No, of course not. I mean,|that would be invasion of privacy.
{45474}{45536}Baby, you're the right kind of love
{45536}{45629}Go ahead. Laugh it up.|'Cause there's nothing you can|say that's gonna bother me.
{45629}{45684}I'm just trying to tell you|I like your music.
{45684}{45759}I mean, do you always|take compliments so well?
{45810}{45865}- I gotta go.|- Wait! Uh...
{45879}{45953}I wanna see you again.|Where are you workin' ?
{45984}{46035}- I'm a Coyote.|- Good.
{46044}{46154}- And what the hell is that?|- If you want to see me again,|you'll figure it out.
{46229}{46274}That good? Uh-huh.
{46364}{46433}Sorry I'm late.|Al and I had a big fight.
{46449}{46503}And then we made up, twice.
{46560}{46618}You're the fashion coordinator?
{46626}{46721}LiI told me to get you something|that would make the kiddies drool.
{46732}{46776}Trust me, Violet.
{46782}{46844}I have a serious|shopping problem.
{46885}{46953}- It has a zipper in the crotch.|- Yeah.
{46976}{47032}Who would wear that in public?
{47032}{47086}- Actually, I have it in blue.|- You're unbelievable
{47086}{47115}Oh
{47175}{47230}You burden me|with your problems
{47230}{47286}By telling me more about mine
{47287}{47337}I'm always so concerned
{47341}{47405}With the way you say|you always have to stop
{47405}{47482}To think of us being one|is more than I ever know
{47514}{47559}The things you say
{47592}{47646}- You're unbelievable|- Oh
{48102}{48168}Forgive me, Father,|for I have sinned.
{48195}{48246}Seemingly lastless|Don't mean you can ask us
{48246}{48296}Pushing down the relative|Bringing out your higher self
{48296}{48368}And everything anger to brace yourself|with the grace of ease
{48368}{48455}- I know this world ain't what it seems|- It's unbelievable
{48512}{48600}You burden me with your questions|You'd have me tell no lies
{48616}{48676}- The things you say|- Oh, yeah!
{48707}{48761}- You're unbelievable|- Oh
{48867}{48916}Here I am! Yeah, baby!
{48970}{49016}You're unbelievable
{49102}{49159}Come on! Knock it...|Hey! Knock it off!
{49159}{49199}Lil! The ice!
{49274}{49327}How do you like that, huh?
{49412}{49484}There's every good reason|for hanging around
{49534}{49600}I don't know how you guys do it.|I can't have another drink.
{49600}{49675}Next time a guy buys you a shot...|That's on me, honey.
{49675}{49723}Chase it with a beer.
{49787}{49854}- I don't get it.|- I don't swallow it.
{49866}{49941}I just spit the shot back into|the beer bottle. They'll never know.
{49941}{49979}You try it.
{50004}{50069}Hey, just keep an eye|on your spittoon bottle.
{50069}{50152}Once Rachel served hers to Lou|by accident. Huge drama.
{50180}{50252}Cammie, I think I just fell|in love with you.
{50252}{50310}Oh, Violet!|I'm not a lesbian.
{50319}{50393}I've played in the minors,|but never went pro.
{50411}{50474}- Th-That's not what I meant.|- What are you doing?
{50474}{50570}Lil's starin' straight at you. Come on.|Grab this guy. Make yourseIf look busy.
{50570}{50666}- Hi. You look like|you could use a shot.|- No, I'm waiting on Lil.
{50677}{50777}Sorry. It's a no parking zone. If you|wanna sit here, you gotta order a drink.
{50777}{50846}- Okay. Give me a glass of water.|- Okay.
{50866}{50926}- He just ordered water.|- Yeah.
{50929}{50976}You know what to do.
{51063}{51150}T-Testing. Um, hey, everybody,|this guy just ordered water.
{51170}{51226}Do we serve water in our bar?
{51236}{51291}Hell no, H20!|Hell no, H2O!
{51399}{51437}Jersey! No!
{51449}{51503}It's okay, Lil!|Nobody orders water in your bar!
{51503}{51585}He can order whatever he wants.|He's the fire marshal.
{51638}{51735}- Hey, Mike, I'm so sorry. She's new.|- I'm okay. Let's step outside.
{51806}{51869}- Party|- Nice knowing you, Jersey.
{51869}{51946}- Get naked|- Come on, you guys! Let me hear you!
{52033}{52069}You okay?
{52086}{52167}- Who am I kidding? I can't do this.|- Of course you can.
{52167}{52268}Now cheer up because there's a really|cute guy at the bar asking for you.
{52278}{52328}Somebody's asking for me?
{52328}{52389}He says his name|is Mr O'Donnell.
{52462}{52498}He's hot.
{52689}{52769}Jersey. The fire marshal|threatened to shut me down.
{52778}{52856}- He let me go with a $250 fine.|- Lil, I'm really sorry...
{52856}{52938}I'll make you a deal. You figure out|a way to make me 250 tonight...
{52938}{52997}I'll let you come back tomorrow.
{53019}{53052}Great.
{53084}{53142}So much for sweet and innocent.
{53148}{53261}- So, you found me.|- Some guys at work told me|where I could, uh, look for Coyotes.
{53263}{53359}Well, take a good look,|because tonight's my last night.|I think I'm gonna get fired.
{53359}{53437}- Why?|- 'Cause I have to make $250|in two hours.
{53438}{53492}It's completely impossible.
{53546}{53609}Here's nine dollars,|just to get you started. Okay?
{53609}{53676}I always like to help|a friend in need.
{53765}{53828}Why are you looking at me like that?
{53840}{53898}Kevin, I don't want your money.
{53965}{54025}All right, uh, listen up. Ladies.
{54044}{54121}The bidding will start at $25|for one night only.
{54153}{54219}You get this purebred,|house broken...
{54248}{54303}fully trained, yowling stud.
{54336}{54396}- No way.|- That's pretty cheap.
{54426}{54520}- Violet, what are you doing?|- You said you wanted to help,|so, turn around, sir...
{54520}{54573}let 'em take a look at ya.
{54589}{54690}- Why... Why are you doing this to me?|- It's payback time, Mr O'Donnell.
{54715}{54759}Now, turn around.
{54789}{54887}- No, God, no. Don't... Don't do this.|- Go on. Show 'em what you got.
{54908}{54964}- Are you in?|- Yeah.|- Do you wanna do this?
{54964}{55059}- All right, ladies.|What'll you give me?|- I've got twenty bucks.
{55078}{55142}I've got...|I've got $25 right here.
{55146}{55184}Make it 35!
{55227}{55274}Thirty-five dollars!
{55313}{55383}- Forty dollars!|- Get... What are you doing?|- Forty dollars!
{55383}{55444}- Come on, girls, fifty?|- Fifty!
{55467}{55530}- Sixty-one dollars.|- I've got 70.
{55539}{55607}- Come on, girls. Seventy-five?|- Seventy-five dollars!
{55607}{55696}Eighty dollars! Eighty dollars!|Come on, girls. Do I hear 85?
{55731}{55786}Ninety! Ninety-five dollars!
{55788}{55867}- One hundred dollars, baby!|- One hundred dollars.
{55923}{55992}That's it.|You wanna come home with Mama?
{56000}{56038}Whoa! Nice!
{56084}{56120}Oh, yeah!
{56139}{56180}That's my boy.
{56196}{56271}- Oh, yeah. Shake it, shake it.|- $125 back here!
{56271}{56334}$140, right here.|Come on, come on.
{56468}{56559}My goodness, girls, come on.|One fifty and you'lI see the butt.
{56565}{56630}Come on, girls.|You can do better than this.
{56630}{56685}- One seventy-five.|- Yeah!
{56715}{56776}There we go.|Two hundred dollars!
{56892}{56978}- You've got 215 right here!|- Two hundred and fifty dollars.
{56978}{57020}Sold, for $250!
{57125}{57191}- No!|- Come on up, honey. He's yours.
{57258}{57331}- Damn you.|- The blonde would have gone 275.
{57440}{57529}- Come with me.|- You're gonna owe me|big-time for this one.
{57531}{57574}That's 250 even.
{57838}{57935}I'm gonna see ya|I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya|meet ya, meet ya one day
{57955}{58016}Maybe next week|I'm gonna meet ya
{58026}{58079}I'll meet ya|I'll meet ya
{58086}{58134}Better close out, girls.
{58134}{58190}- Can I ask you something?|- What?
{58190}{58255}What... What does|"Coyote Ugly" mean?
{58339}{58395}Did you ever wake up sober|after a one-night stand...
{58395}{58471}and the person you're next to is layin'|on your arm, and they're so ugly...
{58471}{58531}you'd rather chew off|your arm than risk wakin' them?
{58531}{58598}- That's coyote ugly.|- My God.|- Let's go, ladies.
{58598}{58659}Well, why would you name|your bar after something like that?
{58659}{58739}- Well, because "Cheers" was taken.|- All right, come on.
{58739}{58785}Cabs are out front.
{58790}{58839}- You're rich, Jersey.|- See ya.
{58839}{58884}Have a good night.
{58900}{59011}The woman who purchased me|is named Sandy Rosenfeld,|a divorcee with three grown kids...
{59011}{59105}a passion for long walks|and short-haired hunting dogs|and Italian opera.
{59105}{59193}Her ex-husband is a CPA.|Her favourite artist is van Gogh...
{59215}{59323}and her New Year's resolution is to lose|15 pounds and to see Barbra in concert.
{59342}{59404}Okay. I owe you.|What do you want?
{59471}{59564}Well, it's, uh, 3:30 in the morning.|I want what every man wants.
{59584}{59621}Breakfast.
{59663}{59720}And that's it? I go to breakfast|with you, and we're even?
{59720}{59795}No. We're not even close to even,|because I danced on a bar...
{59795}{59868}I took off my shirt,|and I unzipped my pants.
{59869}{59942}Okay. Let's make a deal.|Breakfast and lunch.
{59971}{60055}- Breakfast, lunch and two dinners.|- That's four dates!
{60069}{60137}Yep. Which would make it the second|longest relationship I've ever had.
{60137}{60179}Get in the car.
{60219}{60327}Oh, I hate to spoil your evening, but it|looks like we're not gonna go anywhere.
{60384}{60422}Oh, my God.
{60508}{60563}It's hard to find parking|in New York.
{60563}{60620}You ever eaten Turkish?|This is the place.
{60620}{60695}- Hey. How you doin'?|- Hi, Kevin. How are you?
{60699}{60753}- Four of the regular?|- Sure, yeah. Hey.
{60753}{60846}- Hey, Kevin.|- How you doin', man?|- How are you, buddy?
{60846}{60911}Here it is, man.|Flown in from Miami.
{60913}{60976}- Check out the merchandise.|- Hey, man, no. I trust you.
{60976}{61024}All right, all right.
{61117}{61192}Look, uh, I don't know|what you're into, but...
{61227}{61306}The Amazing Spider-Man,|number 129, mint condition.
{61324}{61388}- Worth a thousand bucks.|- A comic book.
{61388}{61471}No, it's not just a comic book.|This is the first appearance|of the Punisher.
{61471}{61531}This is the holy grail|of comic books.
{61531}{61600}- You collect comic books.|That's so cute.|- Yeah.
{61600}{61670}It's not cute.|It's very rugged and manly.
{61703}{61782}- It's just a bit geeky. Huh?|- I think it's sweet.
{61874}{61958}So, do you always eat breakfast|on the hood of your car?
{61969}{62027}What can I say?|I'm a romantic.
{62027}{62081}You think this is romantic?
{62090}{62167}Well, you may not be feeling it now,|but I think one day...
{62167}{62251}you'll be on stage singing|a song about this very night.
{62261}{62330}"When We Were Downwind|From a Trash Barge."
{62330}{62393}Yeah. Catchy title.|Hum a few bars.
{62438}{62526}Sorry to disappoint you,|but I'm a songwriter, not a singer.
{62526}{62584}When I get on stage,|I freeze.
{62590}{62674}What if the fate of the free world|rested on your voice?
{62678}{62762}Okay. If the fate of the free|world depended on me singing...
{62762}{62795}maybe.
{62814}{62884}All I ever really wanted|is to sit in the dark...
{62884}{62952}and hear someone great|singing my songs.
{62973}{63041}I wanna be the one|who writes the music.
{63086}{63165}I remember the first time|my mother played me|"Bridge Over Troubled Water"...
{63165}{63215}by Simon and Garfunkel.
{63246}{63309}I remember exactly|what she was wearing.
{63309}{63412}I remember exactly how her hair smelled.|And I remember exactly how I felt.
{63438}{63500}And every time|I hear that song...
{63526}{63595}I remember exactly|what she was wearing...
{63595}{63658}and exactly|how her hair smelled...
{63659}{63709}and exactly how I felt.
{63731}{63794}'Cause the great songs last forever.
{63824}{63887}- So, what's the problem?|- Well...
{63905}{63973}now they're telling me|the only way to get my songs heard...
{63973}{64032}is to go out there|and sing 'em myself.
{64032}{64114}So we're gonna have to try and fix|this little problem straight away.
{64114}{64236}- And how do you propose we do that?|- Well, is there any place|you feel comfortable singing?
{64248}{64310}- The shower.|- We'll start there.
{64318}{64403}I mean, I don't care how long|it takes, how many hours|we have to spend in that shower.
{64403}{64486}- Let's get to it.|- Okay. Before we hit the showers...
{64486}{64553}maybe you could tell me|a little something about yourself.
{64553}{64608}Oh, really?|What do you wanna know?
{64608}{64659}What part of Australia|are you from?
{64659}{64730}I'm from all over.|My family moved around a lot.
{64730}{64815}- So the rest of your family|doesn't live in New York?|- Do you always ask this many questions?
{64815}{64871}Do you always dodge|this many questions?
{64871}{64950}You can at least tell me|where you got all the moves|you pulled on the bar tonight.
{64950}{65027}Well, if I told you,|I'd... I'd have to kill you.
{65065}{65117}- That's original.|- Oh.
{65128}{65187}The sun's coming up.|We're gonna be late.
{65187}{65234}Late? Late for what?
{65302}{65348}This is incredible.
{65378}{65475}- Look at that fish!|- All right. Put this on.|You're gonna need it.
{65482}{65589}- Why? What are you talking about?|- You're gonna help me unload|the next bin.
{65592}{65660}- You're joking, right?|- No. It's not that bad, Vi.
{65660}{65735}- I do it all the time.|- Exactly how many jobs do you have?
{65735}{65802}Tuesday through Saturday,|I'm at the club.
{65802}{65871}Sunday and Monday|I park cars at the Plaza.
{65871}{65942}I've been a telemarketer.|Would you like to switch to AT&T?
{65942}{66033}And for six terrifying hours|I delivered phone books in Queens.
{66064}{66123}Don't forget your|extensive work in fish.
{66123}{66177}This is an expensive city,|and these guys pay cash.
{66177}{66265}I don't care if they pay in lobster. I'm|not sticking my hands in that fishy bin.
{66265}{66329}I was gonna split the money with you.
{66338}{66384}- A hundred bucks apiece.|- A hundred bucks?
{66384}{66463}- Wait, wait. Why-Why didn't you say so?|- Thanks, Dan.|- Wait.
{66463}{66518}- You're not ready, are you?|- No.|- Fifty bucks. Twenty-five.
{66518}{66583}- Ten.|- Okay. Yeah.|- Ready? Huh?
{66583}{66629}That is disgusting!
{66635}{66738}Hey, you'll hurt their feelings. Okay.|Just on top of the other fish. Yeah.
{66798}{66906}So, I know|I just met you a few days ago.|There's something I have to tell you.
{66980}{67028}You smell really bad.
{67080}{67195}Well, so do you. I mean,|I was gonna kiss you goodbye,|but, um, I thought I might gag.
{67204}{67253}You're a real charmer.
{67320}{67383}- Okay. Good night.|- Good morning.
{67862}{67916}Don't look at me like that.
{68039}{68075}Spend it.
{68235}{68326}- What are you doing here?|- I changed my mind about this kiss.
{68362}{68422}I think we should give it a shot.
{68603}{68652}Well, have a nice day.
{68755}{68800}"Have a nice day"?
{68814}{68891}Yeah. I panicked.|I didn't know what else to say.
{68983}{69026}Have a nice day.
{69123}{69167}I wanna get in.|I wanna dance with my friend.
{69167}{69235}All right. Back of the line over here.|Back of the line.
{69235}{69273}Yeah! Whoa!
{69687}{69719}Whoo!
{69807}{69861}- Yeah, I like it!|- Yeah!
{69881}{69965}- Hey, baby!|- Make a hole. Make a hole!|Lou, nobody...
{69967}{70047}- Shit, the cops are here.|- Nobody else gets in here.|Look at this place.
{70047}{70139}Hey, Lil. I'm sorry.|There's nothing we can do here.|You're 50 people over max.
{70139}{70201}Try to shut us down,|they'll tear the place apart. Come on.
{70201}{70277}Let's go outside and talk.|I'll take care of it.
{70277}{70313}Hey! Hey!
{70355}{70410}This is not a gas pump, son!
{70446}{70488}Wait your turn!
{70581}{70645}- Hey, no pictures, man!|- Hey, I'm a reporter from The Voice.
{70645}{70677}Yeah!
{70689}{70721}Whoo!
{70761}{70812}What are you doing? Hey!
{70813}{70861}- Put me down!|- Hey!
{70861}{70893}- Put me down!|- Cammie!
{70893}{70951}- Help!|- Come on! Let her go!
{70951}{70991}Rachel, help!
{71003}{71067}Come on, boys!|Come on! Break it up!
{71117}{71194}- Lou, where's Rachel and Cammie?|- I don't know!
{71291}{71328}Let me go!
{71703}{71772}Jersey, they're tearing|this place apart!
{71953}{72037}- Rachel! Rachel!|- One way or another I'm gonna find ya
{72073}{72143}- I'm gonna get ya, get ya|ge tya, get ya|- Let me go!
{72143}{72206}One way or another|I'm gonna get ya
{72224}{72275}I'm gonna get ya, get ya|get ya, get ya
{72275}{72338}One way or another|I'm gonna see ya
{72363}{72437}I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya|meet ya, meet ya, one day
{72437}{72498}Maybe next week|I'm gonna meet ya
{72526}{72571}I'll meet ya, I'll meet ya
{72571}{72604}I will
{72628}{72676}Drive past your house
{72722}{72778}And if the lights are all out
{72841}{72899}- I'lI see who's around|- Ooh!
{72988}{73033}One way or another
{73039}{73082}I'm gonna find ya
{73082}{73154}I'm gonna get ya, get ya|get ya, get ya, one way
{73154}{73235}- I'm talking about that!|- Or another I'm gonna win ya
{73235}{73283}I'm gonna get ya, I'll get ya
{73283}{73346}One way or another|I'm gonna see ya
{73359}{73430}- Yeah!|- I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya|meet ya, meet ya
{73430}{73481}One day, maybe next week
{73483}{73543}- I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya|- Yeah!
{73543}{73603}- Great. Yeah.|- Last call, Lil.
{73622}{73689}- Start clearin' 'em out.|- You got it.
{73699}{73735}Let's go.
{73769}{73833}One way or another|I'm gonna lose ya
{73875}{73958}- Yeah.|- I'm gonna give you the slip|A slip of the hip
{73958}{74022}Or another, I'm gonna lose ya|I'm gonna trick ya
{74022}{74080}- Ya-hoo!|- One way or another
{74122}{74216}I'm gonna lose ya, I'm gonna trick ya|trick ya, trick ya, trick ya
{74307}{74372}Did you see their faces?|I mean, wow.
{74396}{74467}They alI wanted you, honey.|Even the girls.
{74482}{74537}Not a dry seat in the house.
{74541}{74620}You guys, that was, like,|a one-time performance...
{74635}{74687}- Hmm?|- That I have to repeat,|like, every night.
{74687}{74721}Ya-hoo!
{74741}{74833}She sang along with a jukebox.|Let's not start polishing a Grammy.
{74833}{74910}Oh, come on, Rach.|She saved your butt. Admit it.
{74918}{75011}No. She saved me from kicking the shit|out of a couple of drunks.
{75015}{75085}- That's it.|- Ooh.|- Ooh, that was good.
{75123}{75161}- Where you goin' ?|- I don't know.
{75161}{75219}I gotta walk or celebrate or...
{75246}{75300}Ugh, pass out or something.
{75332}{75375}Hey, ladies and gent...
{75375}{75472}how about a big round of applause|for the singing Coyote from Jersey!
{75486}{75554}- So I'm a Coyote?|- Five nights a week.
{75815}{75873}Hey, what is it?|What's wrong?
{75888}{75936}Why would anything|be wrong?
{75936}{76041}Um, you called me in the middle of the|night and said there was an emergency.
{76109}{76154}What was that for?
{76157}{76232}I had a good night.|I wanted a good-night kiss.
{76233}{76297}Well, wait a second.|Where are you going?
{76297}{76355}Have a nice day,|Mr O'Donnell.
{76369}{76414}"Have a nice day"?
{76577}{76623}Right kind of wrong
{76703}{76749}Right kind of wrong
{76767}{76827}We likes to party|La-la-di-da-di
{76892}{76956}On the East Coast|is the place to be
{77126}{77186}We likes to party|La-la-di-da-di
{77192}{77229}Lovin' you
{77251}{77335}- We likes to party|- Isn't really something I should do
{77391}{77443}I should try to be strong
{77505}{77567}Isn't really something|I should do
{77633}{77701}Shouldn't want to spend|my time with you
{77745}{77797}I should try to be strong
{77847}{77916}But, baby,|you're the right kind of wrong
{77971}{78035}Baby, you're the right kind|of wrong
{78104}{78165}What's going on?|Why do we need my guitar?
{78165}{78235}You'll find out soon enough.|No. This way.
{78242}{78294}Okay, now there's a seat.
{78352}{78405}Just there. Uh-huh?|Okay?
{78440}{78479}Take a look.
{78491}{78548}Your fans wanna hear you sing.
{78587}{78670}I told you. I-I can't sing my own songs.|I never could.
{78683}{78778}Well, that's too bad, because they've|requested to hear your songs.
{78795}{78878}Be gentle on the keyboard.|I borrowed it from the club.
{78921}{78975}You did all this|just to help me sing?
{78975}{79073}I thought maybe we could cure that|stage fright I've heard so much about.
{79073}{79124}Kevin, I wish you could.
{79145}{79192}Come on. Let me try.
{79206}{79260}Tell me what it feels like.
{79371}{79420}You really wanna know?
{79446}{79478}Yeah.
{79539}{79583}You asked for it.
{79596}{79642}What are you doing?
{79675}{79732}The only way I can show you...
{79824}{79868}is to make you...
{79876}{79918}really nervous.
{80046}{80104}The first thing that happens...
{80123}{80177}is my heart starts to race.
{80336}{80368}Good.
{80371}{80416}Racing heart. Yep.
{80439}{80490}- Got it.|- And then...
{80495}{80552}my entire body starts shaking.
{80671}{80743}Shaking body.|I'm... I'm getting that. Yeah.
{80767}{80800}And...
{80855}{80911}then everything gets a bit...
{80994}{81028}cloudy.
{81066}{81127}Clouds are definitely|rolling in.
{81211}{81253}Then I start...
{81273}{81315}losing control.
{81353}{81419}Well, how long|does this usually last?
{81424}{81490}Oh, it's been known|to last all night.
{81535}{81608}- That must be horrible.|- It's excruciating.
{82730}{82816}I think that audience got more|than they paid for, really.
{82919}{82972}What's "L.M.S." stand for?
{82975}{83021}Lynn Marie Sanford.
{83035}{83085}It was my mom's guitar.
{83103}{83154}She died five years ago.
{83161}{83227}She moved to New York to be|a singer when she was my age.
{83227}{83289}She came pretty close|to the big time.
{83289}{83336}Well, what happened?
{83362}{83409}She hated the stage.
{83415}{83491}She said it was|the scariest place in the world.
{83500}{83543}Sounds familiar.
{83635}{83689}You really want me to sing?
{83711}{83770}Just tell me|what I have to do.
{83960}{83997}Disappear.
{84038}{84087}All right. No problem.
{84715}{84757}I don't like to
{84786}{84834}Be alone in the night
{84860}{84902}I don't like to
{84925}{84982}Hear I'm wrong|when I'm right
{85001}{85047}And I don't like to
{85075}{85123}Have the rain on my shoes
{85123}{85167}But I do love you
{85255}{85295}But I do love
{85336}{85366}You
{85434}{85476}I don't like to
{85504}{85553}See a sky painted grey
{85577}{85625}And I don't like when
{85654}{85703}Nothing's going my way
{85717}{85802}And I don't like to be|the one with the blues but I do...
{85855}{85923}If you wanna write a song, if you want|to be like a serious songwriter...
{85923}{85970}you simply gotta go|with the Mac.
{85970}{86054}Laptop. You can lay your tracks down|on a blank CD, and you're done.
{86054}{86119}Do you...|Do you have a payment plan?
{86133}{86190}The way you lay your head upon
{86190}{86269}- Play ball! Let's go!|- My shoulder when you sleep
{86290}{86333}Come on, Cammie!
{86410}{86445}Oh, I do
{86526}{86572}And I don't like to
{86578}{86634}Hear I'm wrong when I'm right
{86637}{86683}And I don't like to
{86726}{86774}Have the rain on my shoes
{86774}{86818}But I do love you
{87031}{87083}Jeez! What are you doing?
{87151}{87203}What are you,|brain damaged?
{87203}{87293}You know what kind of maniacs|we got driving through here?|They don't stop for nothin'.
{87293}{87359}- Whose boat?|- I borrowed it from a friend.
{87359}{87410}Yeah?|Looks like a guy's car to me.
{87410}{87519}- How can you tell?|- I've been staring at cars|every day for the last 16 years.
{87538}{87593}- Who is he?|- He's a friend.
{87593}{87662}Look, I brought you a turkey sandwich,|no mayo, extra sprouts.
{87662}{87706}Thank you. Great.
{87707}{87777}I'm starving'.|Now tell me about this bar.
{87800}{87860}Is it a bunch of bankers|havin' martinis after work?
{87860}{87916}I gotta go. Look.|I love you.
{87916}{87970}I love you too. Be careful.
{87975}{88051}Hey, do I come to your office|and honk? Come on!
{88143}{88266}I got you a gig. There's this|club where a lot of music people|hang out called The Elbow Room.
{88280}{88390}My friend's the manager.|He owes me a favour,|and you're it, next Thursday night.
{88406}{88460}Are you forgetting|about the stage fright?
{88460}{88510}Uh, what about the bar?
{88523}{88607}Come on, Kevin. All I do|is sing along with the jukebox.
{88607}{88716}See? You're making progress.|A few more nights at my place,|and you'll be cured.
{88723}{88818}I hate to burst your bubble,|but I'll never be cured. It's genetic.
{88835}{88913}Stage fright DNA.|Yes, I saw that on ER last week.
{88927}{89021}Okay. Laugh all you want, but my mom|couldn't do it, and neither can I.
{89021}{89082}So was your mother afraid|to try?
{89087}{89174}Look, I just wanna be a songwriter.|Why won't you give up on this?
{89174}{89259}Because I've been giving up|on people my entire life,|and it's a nasty little habit.
{89259}{89327}So, you're gonna sing|at the club, or I'll...
{89327}{89369}Or you'll what?
{89390}{89443}I'll never kiss you again.
{89457}{89510}That sounds like a threat,|Mr O'Donnell.
{89510}{89560}Well, let's just say...
{89566}{89634}it's gonna be quite a long,|cold winter.
{89660}{89695}That's supposed to convince me?
{89695}{89775}It's working, isn't it?|Your knees are getting weak.
{89780}{89843}- I'lI think about it.|- Try again.
{89855}{89910}Uh, I'lI see|if I can get off work.
{89910}{89959}You're gettin' warmer.
{89963}{90021}All right. You win. I'll do it.
{90046}{90092}Oh, I love winning.
{90125}{90173}Pour some sugar on me
{90228}{90313}- Pour your sugar on me|- Hey, we have a special treat...
{90318}{90367}for you tonight,|boys and girls.
{90367}{90429}- Look who dropped by for a visit.|- Pour some sugar on me
{90429}{90483}- Get up there, Zoe!|- No!
{90493}{90593}I'm a paying customer tonight.|I have class in the morning.|What are you doing?
{90593}{90642}- Come on, Zoe!|- No!
{90670}{90716}Zoe! Zoe! Zoe! Zoe!
{90828}{90904}- Zoe! Zoe! Zoe!|- Time to get wet, girls. Whoo!
{90965}{91043}Well, I'm packin' up my game|and I'm gonna head out West
{91043}{91111}Where real women come equipped|with scripts and fake breasts
{91111}{91180}Find a nest in the hills|Chill like Flynt
{91191}{91258}Buy an old drop top|Find a spot to pimp
{91272}{91325}- Well, I'm Kid Rock|and I'm the real McCoy|- Who wants some of this?
{91325}{91418}And I'm headed out West, sucker|because I wanna be a cowboy, baby
{91462}{91534}With the top let back|and the sunshine shinin'
{91534}{91573}Cowboy, baby
{91607}{91671}Ride at night|'cause I sleep all day
{91674}{91763}- Excuse me.|Does Violet Sanford work here?|- Yeah, she's on the bar.
{91763}{91811}- She's on what?|- She's on the bar.
{91811}{91870}- What do you guys say?|- Yeah!
{91955}{92015}Yeah, Kid Rock|You can call me Tex
{92015}{92087}Rollin' sunset women|with a bottle of Beck's
{92094}{92140}Seen a slimmy in a 'vette|Rolled down my glass
{92140}{92223}And said, "Yeah, this dick's|fittin' right in your ass"
{92223}{92297}I'm flickin' my Bic|up and down that coast and
{92303}{92361}- Keep on truckin'|till it falls into motion|- Dad! Wait!
{92361}{92433}- Cowboy|- Dad, it's not as bad as it looks.
{92462}{92553}- And the sunshine shinin'|- Daddy, it's not as bad as it looks.
{92553}{92590}I just sing here every night.
{92590}{92657}- People come here to see me.|- Cowboy!
{92666}{92767}- Say something!|- The guys are putting|your picture up in their booths!
{92775}{92854}- I gotta go, get up early.|- Dad, it's just a bar.
{92870}{92943}- You can trust me.|- But you're my daughter.
{92983}{93045}I can smell a pig|from a mile away
{93057}{93090}Cowboy
{93123}{93191}With the top let back|and the sunshine shinin'
{93191}{93224}Cowboy
{93271}{93304}Cowboy
{93367}{93426}Hi, you've reached Bill Sanford.
{93431}{93505}Please leave a message|when you hear the beep.
{93531}{93609}Dad, you can't avoid me|for the rest of your life.
{93609}{93713}I have to come over and do your laundry.|We both know you're|running out of clean shirts.
{93713}{93788}I bet the one you're wearing|stinks pretty bad.
{93820}{93882}I'm not gonna apologize|because...
{93884}{93932}that would mean|I'm doing something wrong.
{93932}{93987}And I'm not sure I am, so...
{94005}{94062}I'm playing at a club tonight.
{94064}{94100}A real club.
{94100}{94150}Someone important|could hear my song...
{94150}{94199}and next month somebody|might be singing it on the radio.
{94199}{94263}- So wish me good luck.|- Good luck.
{94276}{94305}Anyway, um...
{94305}{94372}I'll call you|and tell you how it goes.
{94395}{94453}Take care of yourself, old man.
{94540}{94567}Old man.
{94567}{94664}All right. You should be dancing|on the floor! I wanna see your bras!
{94672}{94702}Ow!
{94796}{94889}- Well, my baby and me|went out late Saturday night|- All right.
{94893}{94977}I had my hair piled high and|my baby she looked so right
{95011}{95079}Well, pick you up at 10:00|Got to have you home by 2:00
{95079}{95137}Mama, don't know|what I catched off of you
{95137}{95224}But that's all right 'cause|we're looking as cool as can be
{95229}{95316}Is this the greatest party|we've ever been to or what, man?
{95398}{95455}Lil, I can only stay two hours.
{95455}{95538}- What are you talking about?|- I gotta leave early tonight, remember?
{95538}{95583}- Bourbon.|- Why?
{95588}{95680}Maybe you haven't noticed all|the bodies you had to crawl over|to get in here tonight.
{95680}{95743}- Lil, I told you I gotta leave|by 1 0:30 no matter what.|- Four!
{95743}{95798}- Here.|- Got it. I got it.
{95810}{95843}Seven.
{95848}{95896}That I love you, yeah
{95952}{95985}Hit me
{96065}{96129}- Here you go.|- What are you doing?
{96142}{96216}I gotta go. It's haIf past.|Can you have Lou call me a cab?
{96216}{96298}Listen, Jersey. You're not|going anywhere. Not tonight.|This place is out of control.
{96298}{96350}But, Lil, I told you.|I'm only working two hours...
{96350}{96408}You wanna sing?|Sing for them.
{96411}{96489}These people dragged|their asses out here to see us.
{96489}{96578}This is New York, and there's a line|halfway around the block.
{96578}{96631}That's something, Jersey,|whether you believe it or not.
{96631}{96707}- Last night a little dancer|came dancing to my door|- And if I go?
{96707}{96804}- If you were going,|you would have left by now.|- Last night a little angel
{96804}{96842}And tonight
{96861}{96928}- Where are you?|- Lil won't let me go.
{96940}{97034}Violet, just walk out. She doesn't|own you. You can still make it here.
{97034}{97078}I'm... I'm sorry.
{97111}{97176}- I'll call you tomorrow.|- Tomorrow?
{97182}{97216}Violet.
{97315}{97367}- What's the story?|- She's not coming.
{97367}{97429}So what am I supposed to do, Kevin?|I got a whole spot to fill.
{97429}{97493}I'm sorry, Richie.|I made a mistake.
{97504}{97582}Whoa, this doesn't change|anything with us, Kevin.
{97585}{97641}A deal's a deal.|Am I right?
{97806}{97876}All she wants to do|is dance, dance, dance
{97909}{97984}Wild-eyed pistol wavers|who ain't afraid to die
{97993}{98046}And all she wants to do is
{98054}{98127}All she wants to do|is dance and make romance
{98186}{98259}She can't feel the heat|Comin' off the street
{98287}{98341}- She wants to party|- Ooh
{98343}{98399}- She wants to get down|- Ooh
{98399}{98448}All she wants to do is
{98449}{98504}All she wants to do is dance
{98542}{98585}And make romance
{98585}{98628}I'm the guy! Me!
{98661}{98716}All she wants to do is dance
{98752}{98816}Zach, who said|you could be up here?
{98917}{98979}You're not supposed|to be up here.
{98988}{99046}All right.|Take it easy, Zach.
{99056}{99096}Zach, take it easy.
{99096}{99188}- We barely made the airport|for the last plane out|- Hey! Hey!
{99225}{99277}- Hey, hey, knock it off!|- Kevin!
{99277}{99318}- Lil!|- Hey!
{99386}{99422}Break it up!
{99422}{99496}- Kevin, that's enough!|- 'Cause all she wants to do is dance
{99496}{99527}Lou!
{99661}{99732}Kevin, that's enough!|Kevin, that's enough!
{99743}{99780}- Get off me!|- Stop it!
{99780}{99868}- Kevin, Zach's a regular,|and he was just having fun.|- Having fun with my girlfriend!
{99868}{99967}- Lou, get him out of here!|- You're gonna chill outside,|or I'm calling the cops.
{99967}{100030}- Out of my way! Move!|- Let me go!
{100087}{100178}- Get the hell out of here!|- Hey, everybody,|free drinks on the house.
{100178}{100229}I'm paying. Get up here.
{100236}{100299}Kevin. Kevin.|What is your problem?
{100307}{100410}Look, I'm sorry about tonight,|but look at this. There was|no way Lil was gonna let me out.
{100410}{100464}This is not about Lil.|This is about you and this place.
{100464}{100550}- This is my job.|- It's a goddam sandbox|for you to stick your head in.
{100550}{100615}- What is that supposed to mean?|- The place is a joke.
{100615}{100655}All right?|They don't come to watch you sing.
{100655}{100740}- They come to watch girls|shaking it on a bar!|- And what would you have me do?
{100740}{100794}- Sing for quarters in the park?|- Well, at least you'd be|singing your own songs.
{100794}{100866}I told you I can't do that,|so stop pushing!
{100880}{100977}I'm just asking you to try, but I guess|that's asking a bit too much.
{101012}{101062}Right. It's so easy to be you,|isn't it?
{101062}{101146}You have no dreams, no hopes,|no chance of getting hurt.
{101150}{101225}When was the last time|you took a chance on something?
{101225}{101304}- Some of us don't have that luxury.|- Why is that?
{101391}{101480}Oh, right. We don't talk about you,|right? It's a big secret.
{101500}{101562}Come on, Kevin.|Let's play a game.
{101567}{101625}I'm gonna guess why|you left Australia.
{101625}{101690}- Doesn't matter.|- You were in jail.
{101712}{101791}No, that's not it.|You have a wife and four kids in Sydney.
{101791}{101861}Come on. Am I getting warm? Come on,|Kevin. I don't have a lot of time.
{101861}{101917}Why'd you run away from home?
{101933}{102015}I didn't have a home.|Is that what you wanted to hear?
{102025}{102074}I don't have a family.
{102093}{102166}I mean, that's the big secret.|Are you happy?
{102175}{102244}Huh? Are you gonna|feel sorry for me now?
{102247}{102354}You gonna hold me close while I tell you|I had to change homes every two years?
{102368}{102425}I had a bad childhood.|Big deal.
{102425}{102494}I don't need your sympathy,|'cause I'm here...
{102494}{102544}and I'm living on my two feet|like I wanted to.
{102544}{102589}That was my dream.
{102607}{102686}And at least I did it|with a little bit of dignity.
{102728}{102780}And I didn't.|That's it?
{102785}{102847}Well, just unbutton the blouse|a little and unzip the pants.
{102847}{102933}Show a little bit of flesh.|I think you can figure it out.
{103025}{103110}Go on in. Your fans are waitin'|for ya to crawl on a bar.
{103584}{103646}I told you|not to break the rules.
{103677}{103731}What are you talking about?
{103732}{103800}I'm talking about you and your boyfriend|making a scene in my bar.
{103800}{103869}I'm talking about a friend of mine|inside with a broken nose.
{103869}{103960}The rules were simple, Jersey.|I've fired girls for a lot less.
{103960}{104036}What, so I can't have a boyfriend now?|What kind of stupid shit is that?
{104036}{104092}Hey! This place is my home...
{104100}{104174}and I'm not willing to risk|everything I have on your personal life.
{104174}{104239}- It's business, plain and simple.|- This is not business.
{104239}{104312}I worked my ass off for you,|and you're supposed to be my friend.
{104312}{104369}I never said I was your friend.
{104369}{104425}I'm your boss, and you knew|the rules like everybody else.
{104425}{104515}Will you stop with "the rules"?|It's a bar, for Christ's sake!
{104650}{104711}Then what are you|so upset about?
{105284}{105326}Please remember
{105550}{105605}How we laughed|How we cried
{105652}{105713}How this world|was yours and mine
{105759}{105820}And how no dream|was out of reach
{105850}{105908}I stood by you|You stood by me
{105957}{106019}We took each day|and made it shine
{106062}{106123}We wrote our names|across the sky
{106160}{106217}We ran so fast|We ran so free
{106269}{106305}I had you
{106319}{106356}You had me
{106538}{106580}Please remember
{106783}{106881}- I'm just a love machine|- Oh, my God. Give me a bite.|I'm starving.
{106940}{106971}Mmm.
{106986}{107070}- Mmm, thank you.|- How does it feel to be Mrs Molinaro?
{107123}{107215}You know, I think he was|a perfect choice for my first marriage.
{107265}{107314}- Mmm.|- Hey, Gloria.
{107323}{107388}- Oh!|- Thanks for inviting me, uh...
{107411}{107469}I gotta go to work.|I'm on graveyard tonight.
{107469}{107561}- Thank you, Mr Sanford.|- Yeah, well, it's not worth a hug, dear.
{107561}{107616}- It's only 50 bucks.|- Aw.
{107631}{107716}- Your old man's a ten, Vi.|- Eleven, some days a twelve.
{107775}{107836}- Well, it's a beautiful wedding.|- No, you can't go.
{107836}{107926}I just want one picture of you|and Violet dancing together. Come on.
{107926}{107965}Wise men say
{108039}{108103}- Okay. Come on. Smile.|- Only fools
{108119}{108153}Rush in
{108242}{108285}But I can't help
{108327}{108380}Are you really working,|or are you leaving because of me?
{108380}{108464}- Falling in love|- You know I don't like to wear a tie.
{108467}{108502}With you
{108595}{108644}- Ha-ha.|- Shall I...
{108657}{108741}So this is how it's gonna be?|You're not gonna return my phone calls?
{108741}{108817}If you needed money,|you should have come to me.
{108825}{108882}I would have found a way|to take care of you.
{108882}{108949}Dad, you can't even|take care of yourself.
{108949}{109032}Hey, I am doing just fine|on my own, thank you very much.
{109032}{109097}Oh, really? So how come|you're not wearing any socks?
{109097}{109139}Falling in love
{109173}{109265}- With you|- I had a minor disagreement|with the clothes dryer.
{109288}{109333}Like a river flows
{109365}{109442}- Just face it, Dad. You need me.|- Surely to the sea
{109442}{109540}- And I moved out,|and that's what bothers you.|- Darling, so it goes
{109540}{109578}Some things
{109607}{109660}- No. No.|- Are meant to be
{109660}{109705}What bothers me...
{109726}{109807}- Take my hand|- is, for the first time in my life...
{109813}{109861}I was ashamed of you.
{109869}{109922}- Take my whole|- I would have never thought that|would ever have been possible.
{109922}{109957}Life too
{110039}{110077}For I can't
{110118}{110149}Help
{110180}{110222}Falling in love
{110262}{110330}Hey, it's me.|Leave a message after the beep.
{110330}{110422}Violet? I've just finished work,|and in a few hours I'm going...
{110434}{110501}to unload|three disgusting fish trucks.
{110506}{110569}I thought maybe you'd like|to come and give me a hand.
{110569}{110632}- But you're not in, or...|- Okay, okay, okay.|I'm coming. I'm coming.
{110632}{110687}you're not picking up, so...
{110698}{110732}I'll call back...
{110732}{110793}because I'm hoping|one day you...
{110829}{110872}will wanna talk.
{110886}{110926}Kevin? Hello?
{111281}{111330}Kevin? Hello? It's me.
{111371}{111436}- I'm here.|- Is this Violet Sanford?
{111461}{111541}- Yes.|- I'm calling from|Riverview Medical Centre.
{111543}{111653}We have a patient here by the|name of William James Sanford.|Is that your father?
{111679}{111768}Dr Lee to Paediatrics, please.|Dr Lee to Paediatrics, please.
{111807}{111849}Violet Sanford?
{111866}{111937}- Yeah?|- Your dad's in recovery right now.
{111956}{112020}The car struck him on his right side|when he was walking to the booth.
{112020}{112108}His right leg is broken,|and there was some arterial damage|we had to go in and repair.
{112108}{112170}But other than that,|it's just a lot of bumps and bruises.
{112170}{112229}I'd say he's a pretty lucky guy.
{112253}{112287}Violet?
{112308}{112394}I told you, don't come down here.|It's your wedding night.
{112397}{112489}Oh, are you kidding? Danny's been|in my family for five minutes.
{112542}{112609}You've been in my family|my whole life.
{113415}{113452}I'm sorry.
{113520}{113566}I love you so much.
{113695}{113759}I never did thank you|for the dance.
{113811}{113850}That's okay.
{113859}{113903}That's all right.
{114521}{114557}My tapes.
{114837}{114925}Come on. Just call him.|Just pick up the phone and call him.
{115109}{115151}Don't call him.
{115207}{115268}Told you.|This place is a palace.
{115274}{115340}It's pretty late.|Are you sure you wanna do this now?
{115340}{115422}Well, here's my door.|No turning back now. Come on in.
{115461}{115533}Oh, you're so right.|This place is a palace.
{115538}{115626}- Would I lie to you?|- This is a great idea. I'm so glad...
{115687}{115742}- Nice strong pulse.|- Mmm.
{115751}{115822}Don't look at me like that.|I'm a sick man.
{115830}{115890}You can eat whatever you want now,|but when we go back home...
{115890}{115950}it's egg whites|and Lean Cuisines.
{115950}{116024}- I'lI see you later, Bill.|- W-Wait a minute.
{116032}{116097}What do you mean,|"until we go home"?
{116152}{116195}I'm moving back.
{116245}{116316}I couldn't do it.|I couldn't sing my songs.
{116347}{116387}I was afraid.
{116501}{116555}Do you know why Mommy quit?
{116607}{116680}Yeah, she told me.|'Cause she couldn't do it.
{116682}{116727}No, that's not it.
{116787}{116836}She wasn't afraid, Vi.
{116879}{116951}Your mother on stage...|Oh, she was amazing.
{117015}{117064}Then why did she quit?
{117110}{117151}Because of me.
{117176}{117264}Right after you were born,|she told me she wanted to quit...
{117280}{117321}and I let her.
{117422}{117501}See, I knew how good she was,|but I never told her.
{117583}{117624}I loved her...
{117668}{117714}more than anything.
{117723}{117815}And I just went on and pretended|that there was no other choice.
{117856}{117922}- Dad, it's okay.|- No, it's not okay.
{117926}{118019}I'm not gonna make the same|mistake twice. You're not|goin' back to work for Pete.
{118019}{118123}I don't care what it takes. I don't care|how many bars you have to stand on.
{118127}{118218}You are not comin' home.|I'm not letting you back in the house.
{118227}{118264}Forget it.
{118511}{118576}- Are you wearing cologne?|- Hmm? No!
{118595}{118665}Oh, well, it's just|a splash of Old Spice.
{118719}{118769}Where did you get Old Spice?
{118769}{118847}That nice redheaded nurse|gave it to me as a gift.
{118871}{118928}Then she asked me out|for coffee.
{118928}{118966}I'm scared.
{118981}{119029}Are you gonna go on a date?
{119029}{119068}God, a date.
{119109}{119165}I better buy a pair of socks.
{119459}{119542}Okay. Come on in here.|Watch out for the... Okay. Okay.
{119712}{119778}Try to resist|Try to hide from my kiss
{119889}{119941}Can't fight the moonlight
{120126}{120178}Can't fight the moonlight
{120226}{120280}You'll surrender your heart
{120299}{120361}But you know|But you know that you
{120531}{120588}Okay if I eat here at the bar?
{120620}{120688}- Do you have a reservation?|- Uh, yeah.
{120732}{120804}It's under, um,|"cast-iron heartless bitch."
{120845}{120894}Could it be under|"stubborn and pigheaded"?
{120894}{120941}Yes. That's the one.
{120991}{121065}I'lI have a double water|on the rocks, please.
{121089}{121147}- How'd you find me?|- Cammie.
{121160}{121245}She told me about your pop.|I'm sorry to hear about that.
{121249}{121286}He's okay.
{121297}{121329}Good.
{121368}{121436}- So am I.|- Yeah. Yeah, I can see that.
{121482}{121533}What's good to eat here?
{121549}{121628}Lil, you didn't come here to eat.|What do you want?
{121735}{121767}'Kay.
{121835}{121940}I just wanted to let you know you can|come back to the bar whenever you want.
{121979}{122070}- I appreciate the offer,|but I'm okay here.|- I figured that.
{122103}{122153}You were never a lifer.
{122169}{122238}I'm married to that bar.|Hell, I'd, uh...
{122244}{122330}I'd sleep there if I had the guts|to walk around barefoot.
{122374}{122451}But that's me, you know?|I'm the original Coyote.
{122482}{122570}Just a small-town gal trying|to make it in the big bad city.
{122605}{122649}"Small-town gal"?
{122716}{122766}Piedmont, North Dakota.
{122820}{122888}You ever tell anyone that,|I'll kill ya.
{122947}{122992}Take care, Jersey.
{123058}{123110}You have one new message.
{123154}{123225}I have one message in eight hours.|How pathetic am I?
{123225}{123290}Violet, this is Lindsay Morgan|from the Bowery Ballroom.
{123290}{123344}Listen, we loved your CD...
{123355}{123435}and we want you to play in our|songwriter's showcase next Sunday night.
{123435}{123521}You're on at 10:00 sharp.|So drop your music by the club...
{123521}{123582}and the house band|can learn your song.
{123582}{123690}Now if you have any questions,|don't be afraid to give me a shout.|See ya Sunday.
{123690}{123761}- Here are the keys to the apartment.|It's all yours.|- Thank you.
{123761}{123845}I can't thank you enough|for subleasing me this place.|You don't know how long I looked.
{123845}{123889}And when is your boyfriend|moving in?
{123889}{123962}He's actually coming in|tomorrow from Boston.
{123975}{124081}It's historic, guys.|This is the first night|I've closed early in three years.
{124081}{124147}Ta-da. Will you hang that|outside for me?
{124147}{124195}- Hey, Lou, you got that number|I asked you about?|- Yep.
{124195}{124256}So why are you moving|to Chicago?
{124256}{124322}I'll figure that out|when I get there.
{124328}{124362}Um, oh.
{124423}{124523}- Hello.|- Hey, do yourseIf a favour|and look at page 137 of The Voice.
{124544}{124624}I can't believe your name is in|the paper. I'm gettin' this framed.
{124624}{124707}Dad, if you're not ready in five|minutes, I'm gonna leave without you.
{124707}{124790}Keep your pants on, will ya?|I'm physically challenged.
{124850}{124907}I only got three rolls of film.|I hope that's enough.
{124907}{124963}Dad, I'm only singing|one song.
{124963}{125024}Right. Better go get|another one.
{125080}{125168}- Hey, Bill.|- My kid's singing tonight|at some club in the city.
{125168}{125273}She's a little nervous.|Hey, maybe you can give us|a one, two, three for luck.
{125273}{125340}You got it. All right, let's give it up|for Bill Sanford's daughter.
{125340}{125397}Light 'em up. One, two, three.
{125506}{125546}Oh, look, Vi.
{125593}{125636}I can't do this.
{125655}{125688}Jesus!
{125726}{125816}Did I mention to you|that I was recently|in a horrific car accident?
{125816}{125869}I... I can't do this.|I gotta go back.
{125869}{125933}- Violet, listen to me.|Are you listening?|- Yes.
{125933}{126007}You have nothing to be afraid of.|You're already a star.
{126007}{126089}- Dad, what are you talking about?|I'm a nobody.|- If you're such a nobody...
{126089}{126163}then why did I buy this off Pete|for 20 bucks?
{126211}{126325}- Why do you have that?|- I saw it on the wall, decided|I wanted the first autograph.
{126327}{126406}I figured it'd be|a damn good investment.|Now what are you waiting for?
{126406}{126452}I didn't spend three months|in physical therapy...
{126452}{126529}just to take a ride|to the state line, you got me?
{126529}{126625}- Yeah, I got ya.|- So what do you say, Vi?|How about another U-ey?
{126745}{126821}You guys call that a one, two, three?|Now, let's do it again!
{126821}{126874}This time I wanna feel chills!
{126874}{126912}There goes Bill again.|He's back for seconds.
{126912}{126980}Come on, now!|Let's give him all we got!
{127008}{127050}Whoo! Let's go!
{127056}{127127}The only reason|why I came down here tonight|is to see her fall on her face.
{127127}{127191}Oh, take it easy, Rachel.|It's supposed to be a fun night out.
{127191}{127243}- Excuse me.|- I'm cool. Don't worry about me.
{127243}{127321}- Hi. Good evening, ladies.|Can I help you?|- No.
{127323}{127387}It's packed, Lindsay. The house band|has been on for 1 5 minutes.
{127387}{127455}If she's not here in five,|she's bumped.
{127462}{127510}- Look out!|- Jesus!
{127514}{127583}Uh, now that we're here,|I'm feeling a little nervous.
{127583}{127632}Thank you, Mr Sanford.
{127666}{127723}Oh, oh, probably just carsick.
{127723}{127802}Forget I mentioned it.|I'm fine. Have a great show.
{127860}{127890}Vi.
{127910}{127994}Get your butt in there.|Come on. We're right behind you.
{128004}{128052}Break a leg, sweetie.
{128110}{128215}Ladies and gentlemen,|making her Bowery Ballroom debut,|Miss Violet Sanford!
{128845}{128882}I'm sorry.
{128980}{129033}- Hey.|- Hey.|- Come on.
{129279}{129325}Under a lovers' sky
{129338}{129382}Gonna be with you
{129412}{129467}And no one's gonna be around
{129511}{129571}If you think|that you won't fall
{129583}{129631}We'll just wait until
{129639}{129688}Till the sun goes down
{129721}{129783}Underneath the starlight, starlight
{129846}{129907}There's a magical feelin' so right
{129964}{130018}It will take you in tonight
{130049}{130116}- You can try to resist|- Whoo! Violet!
{130150}{130201}Try to hide from my kiss|but you know
{130201}{130276}But you know that you|can't fight the moonlight
{130301}{130373}Deep in the dark|you'll surrender your heart
{130398}{130451}But you know, but you know
{130455}{130521}That you can't fight|the moonlight, no
{130574}{130619}You can't fight it
{130654}{130709}It's gonna get to your heart
{130745}{130799}There's no escape from love
{130813}{130862}Once the gentle breeze
{130889}{130949}Weaves its spell|upon your heart
{130985}{131036}No matter what you think
{131061}{131132}It won't be too long|till you're in my arms
{131171}{131237}- Come on, baby. Shake it!|- Underneath|- Hey, pinhead!
{131237}{131285}- The starlight, starlight|- That's what I'm talking about, baby!|Now shake it!
{131285}{131369}Don't do it, Rach. He's a big guy,|and you're still on probation.
{131369}{131441}Don't worry. Those classes|are really paying off.
{131441}{131498}It'll steal your heart tonight
{131521}{131569}You can try to resist
{131577}{131628}Try to hide from my kiss
{131637}{131690}But you know, but you know
{131691}{131752}That you can't fight the moonlight
{131773}{131845}Deep in the dark|you'll surrender your heart
{131877}{131921}But you know, but you know
{131921}{131982}That you can't fight the moonlight
{132332}{132413}Okay. Let's give a big Coyote welcome|to LeAnn Rimes.
{132449}{132497}You can try to resist
{132513}{132564}Try to hide from my kiss
{132579}{132651}But you know, but you know|that you can't...
{132671}{132780}So tell me, what do you do|when you realize that all|your dreams have come true?
{132781}{132821}Pay off old debts.
{132821}{132884}But you know,|but you know that you
{132892}{132949}- Can't fight the moonlight|- Volume 129.
{132949}{133039}The original appearance|of the Punisher... the one I cost you.
{133071}{133144}- Thank you.|- It'll steal your heart tonight
{133163}{133217}- You can try|- You can try to resist
{133217}{133268}Try to hide from my kiss
{133293}{133346}But you know, but you know
{133355}{133425}Lil, don't think|your new girl's gonna hack it.
{133425}{133497}Deep in the dark|you'll surrender your heart
{133516}{133573}- But you know, but you know|- Jersey! Jersey! Jersey!
{133573}{133671}- That you can't fight the moonlight|- Jersey! Jersey! Jersey! Jersey!
{133683}{133742}Jersey! Jersey!|Jersey! Jersey!
{133781}{133837}You can try to resist my kiss
{133867}{133940}- But you know, but you know|- Don't you know
{133945}{134002}That you can't fight the moonlight
{134002}{134055}Oh, no|You can't fight it
{134114}{134169}It's gonna get to your heart
{134305}{134402}Okay. In true Coyote tradition,|I'm gonna make every woman's night...
{134408}{134493}and auction off the most|handsome little hottie in the place.
{134493}{134552}Violet, come on.|You can't do this to me again.
{134552}{134597}Here he is, girls.
{134662}{134723}- Come on, Dad!|- All you got is this moment
{134723}{134795}Okay, ladies.|The bidding will start at $25.
{134814}{134926}- 21st century's yesterday|- See, nobody wants to do this.|What are getting me into, Violet?
{134926}{134973}Twenty-five dollars!
{134979}{135069}You said you wanted a more active|social life. Come on, girls.
{135071}{135124}There's a lot of miles|left on these tyres.
{135124}{135202}- Fifty dollars!|- Come on, Dad. Strut your stuff.
{135211}{135262}- And give me a moment|- Seventy-five!
{135262}{135310}Your moves are so raw
{135317}{135367}I've got to let you know
{135367}{135445}- I've got to let you know|- Whoo!|- Honey, yeah!
{135461}{135567}- You're one of my kind|- Now, go! Come to me!|- Take... Take some of it off!
{135602}{135689}- 'Cause I'm not sleepin'|- Okay, put... put some of it on.
{135721}{135798}- There's something about you, girl|- Yeah, baby!
{135830}{135905}- That makes me sweat|- Ninety!|- Ninety-five!
{135945}{135987}How do you feel
{136013}{136075}- I'm lonely|- Take it off!|- All right, Jersey!
{136075}{136127}- Can't take it all|- $98.50!
{136127}{136206}- What ya gonna do|Gonna live my life|- A hundred!
{136219}{136264}So slide over here
{136279}{136345}- And give me a moment|- $150!|- Sold!
{136345}{136419}Your moves are so raw|I've got to let you know
{136419}{136482}- Whoo!|- I've got to let you know|- Hey, I'm a Coyote!
{136482}{136552}- So slide over here|- Well, your father has no problem|with stage fright.
{136552}{136622}And give me a moment|Your moves are so raw
{136639}{136709}- I've got to let you know|- So tell me...
{136711}{136829}- what do you do when you realize|all your dreams have come true?|- You're one of my kind
{136987}{137018}Time
{137046}{137108}Sometimes the time|just slips away
{137164}{137222}And you're left|with yesterday
{137250}{137299}Left with the memories
{137363}{137391}l
{137421}{137483}I'll always think of you|and smile
{137539}{137591}And be happy for the time
{137624}{137668}I had you with me
{137760}{137818}Though we go|our separate ways
{137914}{137972}I won't forget|so don't forget
{138014}{138064}The memories we've made
{138093}{138135}Please remember
{138186}{138228}Please remember
{138279}{138325}I was there for you
{138343}{138395}And you were there for me
{138463}{138502}And remember
{138557}{138599}Please remember
{138671}{138700}Me
{138846}{138888}Please remember
{138935}{138977}Please remember
{139027}{139073}I was there for you
{139091}{139143}And you were there for me
{139214}{139253}And remember
{139308}{139353}Please remember me
{139441}{139483}And how we laughed
{139483}{139527}And how we smiled
{139536}{139601}And how this world|was yours and mine
{139629}{139690}And how no dream|was out of reach
{139717}{139775}I stood by you|You stood by me
{139815}{139877}We took each day|and made it shine
{139910}{139971}We wrote our names|across the sky
{140001}{140058}We ran so fast|We ran so free
{140101}{140152}I had you and you had me
{140388}{140429}Knew all about
{140441}{140487}Your bad reputation
{140506}{140581}And now it's bound to be|a heartbreak situation
{140623}{140697}But I can't help it|if I'm helpless every time
{140719}{140768}That I'm where you are
{140839}{140913}You walk in and my strength|walks out the door
{140959}{141028}Say my name|and I can't fight it any more
{141084}{141133}Oh, I know I should go
{141159}{141227}But I need your touch|just too damn much
{141233}{141270}Yeah, yeah
{141279}{141322}Lovin' you, yeah
{141354}{141446}- Isn't really something I should do|- Not something I should do
{141479}{141555}I shouldn't want to spend|my time with you, yeah
{141596}{141655}Well, I should try|to be strong
{141663}{141763}- I should try to be strong|- But, baby, you're the right|kind of wrong
{141782}{141828}Right kind of wrong
{141830}{141887}Baby, you're the right kind|of wrong
{141887}{141951}Baby, you're the right kind|of wrong
{142002}{142071}Now, baby, you're the right|kind of wrong
{142122}{142164}I don't like to
{142195}{142239}Be alone at night
{142262}{142308}And I don't like to
{142335}{142392}Hear I'm wrong|when I'm right
{142408}{142481}And I don't like to|have the rain on my shoes
{142523}{142567}But I do love you
{142693}{142735}I don't like to
{142765}{142816}See the sky painted grey
{142839}{142912}And I don't like to|be the one with the blues
{142955}{142999}But I do love you
{143122}{143170}Love everything about
{143175}{143226}The way you're loving me
{143247}{143317}The way you lay your head|upon my shoulder
{143341}{143382}When you sleep
{143395}{143457}And I love to kiss you|in the rain
{143488}{143539}I love everything you do
{143599}{143634}Oh, I do
{143696}{143742}And I don't like to
{143774}{143822}Be alone in the night
{143843}{143889}And I don't like to
{143919}{143976}Hear I'm wrong|when I'm right
{143986}{144032}And I don't like to
{144063}{144111}Have the rain on my shoes
{144111}{144155}But I do love you
{144249}{144293}But I do love you