From the home office in Wanathamulla, Sri Lanka, here's tonight's category, Top ten reasons why Beer is better than Cricket

10. Usually 11 guys don't stand around watching one guy enjoy an ice-cold beer.

9. You don't "Stomp" a beer-can unless it is empty.

8. You don't have to pass a fitness test to drink beer.

7. Nobody tries to compare beer to baseball.

6. Your drinking buddies don't try to get you "Out" of the driking area.

5. Even if you "Run Out" with a beer, you can still drink it.

4. You don't have to have two teams to drink beer.

3. While drinking beer, you don't get out until you've had a few good strokes.

2. When you drink beer, two guys in white coats don't come to judge you.

And, the number one reason why beer is better than Cricket -- Beer has no "Silly Point."

Thank you and good night. Drive safely.