Funny Story

There were three guys who had died and stood outside heaven at the gate.
God came up to them and said:

- You know what! We are very crowded at the moment, so I can only let one of you in right now. The rest of you need to wait. If you tell me how you died, I will decide based upon your stories which one had the most traumatic death and let this person in.

The first guy starts:
- Well, I live on the 25:th floor in an apartment building and I have a bad heart. Normally I should take it very easy. I am also very jelaous and for a while now I have been suspecting that my wife is cheating on me. One day I came home early from work. Naturally the elevator was broken! After 25 stairs I was exhausted. When I came in I met my wife looking like she just got out of bed. I immediately started looking to find if she had her lover there. I searched everywhere in every room but I did not find anyone. Finally I heard some noise from the balcony. I ran out and found a half naked guy hanging outside the railing. In anger I started hitting his hands to make him fall, but he had a very strong grip. By now I was furious. I went after the hammer and hit him with it. Finally the guy fell! But you know what - he survived. He was lying there 25 floors down trying to get up. This made me so angry that I did not know what to do. I ran inside and started pushing the refrigerator out on the balcony. By using my last strength I managed to tip the refrigerator over the railing and hitting the man so he finally died. By this time I was so exhausted that I had a heart attack and died. That was my story.

God replies:
- Ok, I normally don´t like violence, but under the circumstances you are forgiven. That was a terrible way to go!

The second guy:
- Well, I live on the 26:th floor in an apartment building and I am an athlete. Every day I do my excercises on the balcony. But this day the floor was slippery. I slipped and fell over the railing. Luckily I was able to grab the railing on the balcony directly beneath mine. I screamed for help but no one heard me. After two hours I finally heard something from inside the apartment. I thought I was saved but this guy came out and started hitting my hands. When he saw that this did not work he went back in and got a hammer. Naturally I could not stand the pain so I had to let go. But somehow I survived the fall and was lying there in pain. Guess if I was surprised when a refrigerator comes flying out of nowhere and of course killing me instantly. That was my story.

God replies:
- Ok, That was even worse!

The third guy:
Ok, picture this! I am hiding naked in a refrigerator...

God replies:
Ok, You´re in!