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February 18, 1999

Update time! First of all we would like to welcome our new members GizzeR, Agent and DJangO! At the same time we had to let PenetratoR go, while we haven't seen him for quite a while now... This makes us to a full team of eight members!
And we have played matches! Only one 4on4 against LDS, which we lost due a lot of things (one is that they were better than us...), but we have also made our name known to a lot of clans in 2on2, DIE is one among them all ;)

A practise against Oblivion was also played... We missed our third guy, so we had to ask someone to team up with us. So I asked THEMPTOR, which totally freaked out on dm2. He started to shoot at us and tried to stand in our way all the time. He ended up with -80 frags, a new record? After he had been acting LAME some more after the match, he finally dropped before dm3. This time we borrowed Jade from NBI instead... We won DM3 with 93-34 - a very good game by Branded...

Over and out... /Flux

February 17, 1999 - Nytt skattesystem!

Till alla manliga skattebetalare: Ny skatt från och med 99-04-01.
Bäste skattebetalare... Den enda sak som skattemyndigheten ännu inte har beskattat är din snopp. Det här beror på att 40% av tiden hänger omkring arbetslös. 20% av tiden är den utåtriktad och urinerande. 30% av tiden är den hård och omedgörlig. 10% av tiden är den i hålet. Dessutom har den två bihang, som är beroende. Därför har det beslutats att från och med den 1 april 1999 skall din snopp beskattas efter storleken, för att definiera din kategori, lägger du snoppen på en lämplig yta och mäter den med en linjal. Därefter räknas skatten ut med hjälp av tabell A.
Tabell A:
25 - 30 cm. Lyxskatt 300 kr
20 - 25 cm. Stångskatt 250 kr
15 - 20 cm. Pungskatt 150 kr
10 - 15 cm. Störningsskatt 50 kr
OBS! Alla som innehar under 10 cm kan vara berättigade till återbäring. Var snäll att begära uppskjutning. Alla som innehar över 30 cm skönhetstaxeras och får betala 500 kr. Alla förändringar ska omedelbart rapporteras.

/Enligt uppdrag Petter-Niklas Drullhufvud - Underlivsansvarig på Riksskatteverket

February 5, 1999

Yo my man! Yesterday we had a 4on4 practise against HDS, which we after a lot of troubble won. This is our third match we win with 10 frags or less, but what the heck, why bother to endeavour ourselves when that's all we need for a victory? =)

February 4, 1999

Well, not much have happend this week. Nightman has left us, and we also have a victory against the Beastie Boys. Check it out! =)

January 29, 1999

Today I finally updated the battlepage with all our trainings we had during this week. I suggest you all to take a look at it =)

January 20, 1999

Yes! The rumors are true! The new page is finally up. I hope that everyone will like it and be happy with it =). I think that I will hear the comments on this one pretty soon... ;)
In the meantime you can take a look at these fantastic screenshots of the coming release of Quake 3 Arena! Enjoy! =)

Over and out for this time... /FluxPoD