ERIK'S HOLY GRAIL PAGES


Holy Grail First there was nothing, then came the advertisement and now it is here. What is here, you might ask. It is the CD-rom of the year: Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.

On this page you will follow my progress in the game. And if that's not enough you can also visit my pages on their previous CD-rom, 'Complete Waste of Time'. You should really buy it if you haven't done so before.

So what did you expect from me anyway? A shrubbery? Did you think I'd give you a complete solution to the game just like that? I'll give you just one clue: You have to collect a bunch of coconuts carried by swallows.

- African or European swallows Sir?

- How should I know?

Message from God Anyway, this CD-rom is different from the 'Complete Wast of Time'. There you can enjoy all the Monty Python sounds and sketches without even touching the BIG GAME. Here you get a message from God and then you're on your own. To get any further you just have to start solving the game, and don't forget them coconuts!

Have I solved the game yet? Yes I have and I certainly gave those virgins a good spanking.

- No sex please! We're British!

- We're all British and I, Arthur, is your King!

Sorry, got a bit carried away there.

So, Brave sir Robin, all you have to do now before your start your quest is to fill in these questions five (three Sir). Allright, these questions three, and send them to the 'Bridge of Death'. Then you shall receive the Holy Number to my Old man Secret Pages (Java or Java Script only).

1) What is your name?
2) What is your quest?
5) What is your favourite colour?

   (Javascript works in Netscape 3.0 or later)

To help you on your quest I give you these links:

Can't get more official than that now can it Squire?


This page is part of Erik's English Pages