The "BIG" Green Iguana Gojira
Ohh shit you found me!
So this is the story about me.
OK this is how it begun, I was living ghetto fabulous with me fiiinest Green Iguana ladies (though Iguanas get there gender about 1,5 - 3 years old). In the greenest jungle on earth (what the heck that is). And at the top of the trees we where sitting to get us some sun (UV-A and some UV-B) after we had eaten almost everything that was green (they need get warm or else they can`t melt the food, and they DON`T EAT ANIMALS!)Then all of the sudden something was flying past me, and I looked down to see what it was. And it was 2-3 big things walking around on two legs! And they had something in the other two feet`s it looked like a little tree and a black thing in the between of two.... shiiiit here it comes again! It was stones they where shooting at us! And then it got black before my eyes, when I waked up I was down on the ground. And the big things where coming my way! What do you think I did!? Got Damn I RAN fast as hell!!!
TO BE CONTINUED
