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Yes! Now you too can learn how to do the Small But Heavily Armed Frogs Polka Stomping War Dance of the Cnaetophs Clan. Just strap on yer dancin' shoes and follow the simple instructions below. |  |
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Ready? Let's go! A one, a two a one two three four! 1) BEND your knees and, one two three four, JUMP to position 2. 2) Pick out your AXE and, one two three, JUMP and TURN to position 3. 3) Change to ROCKETLAUNCHER and SHOOT A ROCKET at the ceiling and, one two, STRAFE to position 4. 4) JUMP to position 5. 5) DISLOCATE your left kneecap to do the 180 degree turn and, one two three four, RUN to position 6. 6) Get out your THUNDERBOLT and SHAKE it and, one two three, STRAFE to position 7. 7) JUMP three times and, one two three, JUMP to position 8. 8) HOP on one leg to position 1 and go again! |
