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The Fourteen Commandments |
| 1. Thou shall not have want for thy Clanbrother's Rocketlauncher. |
| 2. Thou shall not camp, unless thou really, really want to. |
| 3. Thou shall not pick up backpacks from foes slain by thy Clanbrother, unless the bastard's slow and thou beatst him to it. |
| 4. Thou shall worship no other Clans but the Cnaetophs Clan. |
| 5. Thou shall not scratch thyself in the groin during Clanmatch. It gives a bad impression and is a sign of poor hygiene. |
| 6. Thou shall not stalk enemies who have red armor and rocketlaunchers if thou thyself are running around in thy underwear with an axe. |
| 7. Thou shall stalk enemies who run around in their underwear with an axe. |
| 8. Thou shall not play with pineapples in small rooms, unless of course we're playing in sissy-mode... i.e. teamplay 1. |
| 9. Thou shall not kill thy Clanbrethren...well...not unless they obviously deserve it...the bastards. |
| 10. Thou shall not wear a red, blue, yellow, gold, white, light blue, pink, green, cyan or dark red shirt. |
| 11. Thou shall wear a brown shirt. Yes, brown. What's wrong with brown anyway? I like brown... |
| 12. Thou shall not wear red, brown, yellow, gold, white, light blue, pink, green or dark red pants. No, no skirts either. |
| 13. Thou shall wear blue pants. |
| 14. Thou shall not talk in foul language, did thou get that, thy fat ugly sonofabit... |
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We also have a tradition of gathering after (the observant reader will notice a change here, since we previously used to gather up and polka in the beginning of the game) each Quake session and perform a polka-sort-of-stomping war-dance called "the Small but Heavily Armed Frogs". If you've ever been in Sweden on midsummernight's eve you'll know what we're talking about! Scary huh? Yeah well it's an excellent moment for our enemies to wipe out the entire clan with a quad-damage rocket. But it's worth it! |