The ClanShop

Welcome to the Clanshop dear visitor! Now you have the opportunity to purchase different clanitems at favourable prices. Please note that these items are only attainable from the clanshop.

Don't be fooled by cheap bootlegs out on the street!

All items are registered under the Cnaetophs^TM trademark and are subject to copyright laws.

	Here it is, the official Cnaetophs^TM T-shirt! It comes in different sizes too... Everything from XXL to XXXXL. Only for real men... big men.... yeah well...big women too I guess.. and dogs..er and... well whatever big thingie you can strap it on to...hrrrmm.
	The shirt alternative! For those Nobel parties and fancy shoot outs. Non-stainable and easy-to-wash off properties. No more blood'n'brain stains!
	Oh look, a little cappie for the kiddies too! Let them grow up in the lovely Cnaetophs^TM spirit.
	A shotgun for the little ones. A junior sized 12 gauge pump action rifle. You'll never hear that your child is bullied at kindergarten again...
	For the bigger ones we have this pump-action close combat alternative. It packs up to 12 rounds in a sub-barrel magazine and has real assault grips. Let the kids play. Buy this for their next birthday! And what the heck, buy one for yerself too, just for fun. Play close quarter combat with the neighbours, why don't you!
	The right thing to do for all ye 'orrible campers out there. Buy this mother-of-a-gun an' you'll never wanna do anything but camp for the rest of yer life!
	The only way to a complete home defence. The one sure way to bug your neighbours... Give them a blast with the old minigun first thing in the morning. Blamblam!"And here's for yer dog shitting in my yard!"Blamblam! "And here's for yer kids for being so ugly!" Blamblam! "And here's for yer mother not using contraceptives." Blamblamblamblamblam!!
	Buy yourself a delayed Christmas present. This beautiful piece of hell has a 50mm grenade launcher, a KDN night vision equipment and a barrelmounted flashlight for total control in dark areas, such as the toilet at 3pm in the morning. `BLAAM BLAAM RATATATATAT!` "That oughta teach ya not to spend 3 hrs in the bathroom, sucker!"
	Finally, our pride an' joy. Are you guys ready for this? OK get a load of the baby to the left. What a beauty huh? Imagine chasing yer mother in law round the block with this baby...run, run!! Heheheh...KABOOOM! Heheheh... Order today an' you'll get it tomorrow! (well almost...)

VAT, postage & handling not included in the prices.

	Sir T.Otal Maniac, president of Crazy Gits with Guns says; "Me and the boys buy all our goodies at the Cnaetophs^TMclanshop, you simply can't beat the prices. Besides, noone else would ever sell anything to us...er...can you cut that last sentence?"
	The National Rifle Association of America says; "We're behind the Cnaetophs Clan all the way. These guys are just what we need to get the guns off the streets and into the hands of trigger-happy morons like ourselves where they belong."