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Proverbs:
Don't swing the cow against the tree...
Adam Roigart

Attack is the best defense

You're old when you stopped running to the bus...

Not saving your work when using windows is like staring into a wall.
It won't lead to anything good.
donuts

An economist is a person that can explain the obvious inconceivable.
Alfred A. Knopf

I was never a convinced Marxist-Leninist,
I was only in love.
Gudrun Schyman

If the stone age children obeyed their parents we would still
live in the stone age.
Red top(Lennart Nyblom)

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first one you thought of.
Burt Bacharach

Love is a fire. But you never know if it's going to warm your heart or
burn down you house.
Joan Crawford

Happy is the man who have a wife that tells him what to do and a
secretary doing it.
Lord Mancroft

If you rest you rust.
Carl Otto Bonnier

Questions:
Whats the biggest bug in the world?
Which program makes 1000 of people go nuts every day?
Why did I do this page? (don't know this one myself)

Information: did you know...
...that you can take over your friends computers with a program
called netbus.
...that windows can't read directories with dos symbols.
...it's stupid to go around on the streets with a sts bag after 9.00 pm.
...it's stupid to buy programs not working.
...my page sucks

If you have anything I could add, just send it in, please.