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Salem Sallnäs

Full Name: Johan Kristofer Salem Sallnäs
Location: Alvesta, Sweden
Date of birth: May 17, 1983
Interest: None, maybe music and computers
Status: Well, actualy, i do in fact have a girlfriend now, and I have always been engaged to my computer Berit.

IRC: ircnet #mongobarnonline
or openprojectsnet #ls2k
ICQ: 26767679
E-mail: resista@home.se
Phone: +46 472 10789
Cellular: +46 70 4377689 ( Never on!)

My computer Berit

Processor: Intel Pentium 4 1900 MHz
Memory: 512 Mb Rambus
Motherboard: ASUS P4T-E
VGA Card: ASUS TNT2 32 Mb
Hard Drive: IBM Deskstar 30 Gb
Sound card: Sound Blaster Live! 1024
Case: Chieftec DA-01SLD
Network Adapter: D-Link DFE-530TX
Monitor: NEC MultiSync 6FGp 21"
Mouse: Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer USB
Keyboard: Keytronic KT1000 PS/2

Childhood

Well... I really cant remember much of it but I grew up on my fathers farm where I still live. Yes, we have cows, horses, dogs and all that.

Schoolhood

I went to lekis when I was 6 and started 1:st grade on Hagaskolan, later Stenlyckeskolan. 14 years old I started on the new Hagaskolan which then was a högstadieskola.

I started Gymnasiet when I was 16 on the Samhällsprogammet on Alvesta Gymnasieskola but it was so boooring that I quit and started working (actually just APU) on Scandic Hotel, Sammarkand, Växjö, where I stayed for a couple of months. Then I got APU on "Meny Audio Video", an electronics store in central Alvesta.

In August, 2000 I started on the Teknikprogrammet on the new "Alvesta gymnasium", which is an upgraded version of the house where Hagaskolan was in. Yes, the g in gymnasium is meant to be small. Our principal, Christer Öhlén made some research which showed that in Sweden, its more common with small g than a large G... He really sucks... If you want to send some lovemail, please mail him at: christer.ohlen@kommun.alvesta.se. Please do so

Taste

Music:
Pink Floyd, Joy Division, Velvet Underground, Bob Marley, Stiff Little Fingers, The Doors, Asta Kask, Misfits, "Me First And The Gimme Gimmes", NOFX, Bad Religion, Sublime, Lagwagon, NUFAN, Nerf Herder, Millencolin, Pink Floyd, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Beatles and much more(mostly punkrock and old pop and rock).

Movies:
No comment. To hard to say.

Television:
sitcoms like Friends, Seinfeld, Drew Carey. Police and Lawyer shows are good and of course, "Prisoner: Cell Block H"(Kvinnofängelset).

Food:
Italian and Mexican most. Favorite food is probably tacos... But spaghetti with spices feta-cheese and oliveoil works everyday...

Mother: Kerstin

Name: Eva Kerstin Madeleine Sallnäs (born Olsson)
Age: 55
Lives: Alvesta
Does: Works as a läkarsekreterare on Vislanda vårdcentral
Status: Married to my father(sorry guys)
Sex: Female
Sexy: No comment...

Father: Sven Sallnäs

Name: Karl Salem Sven Sallnäs
Age: 56
Lives: Alvesta
Does: Farmer
Status: Married to my mother(sorry all female senior citizens)
Sex: Male
Sexy: Ask my mother!?

Brother #1: Karl Sallnäs

Name: Karl Ragnar Salem Sallnäs
Age: 27
Lives: Uppsala
Does: don't know
Status: Single
Sex: Male
Sexy: what?

Brother #2: Martin Sallnäs

Name: Martin Fredrik Conrad Salem Sallnäs
Age: 25
Lives: Tofta, Växjö
Does: Works as a lantbrukskonsulent for Länsstyrelsen
Status: Believe it or not, he is ugly as hell, but he hes got a fiance and a little 4 months old daughter
Sex: Male
Sexy: no way!

Dog: Tilda Sallnäs

Name: Tilda Bappen Nunen Tiddibappenuninanigottikorgensson Sallnäs
Age: 1½
Race: Strävhårig Tax
Lives: Alvesta
Does: Sleep, eat and licking the floor
Status: She has a boyfriend down in our summer residence called Ricky
Sex: Female
Sexy: As sexy as a dog can be
Origin: She was born on a kennel in Falkenberg with two sisters, a brother, a mother and some strange dude they called the "kennelägaren", who ate kebab all the time.