Looooooot Of Smileys And Other Symbols


 -(      always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser burn-in room  
!-(      black eye
!-|      "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-and-forth."  
!.'v     (profile) flat top
!|:-( )  being brained by a baseball bat
#(,'%/)  slept too long on one side and didn't have time to wash hair  
#-)      partied all night
#:-)     "Everything you know is wrong"
#:-)     for people whose hair is in a mess, like mine
#:-)     smiley done by someone with matted hair
#:-o     "Jesus built my hotrod"
#:-o     "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
#:-o     smiley done by someone with matted hair
#:o+=    Betty Boop
$$       for academic jobs
$$$      for industrial jobs
$$$$     for people starting up their own company
$-)      Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties")
$-)      won big at Las Vegas
$-)      won the lottery
$-)      yuppie
%        for bike accidents (a bit far-fetched, I suppose)
%')      after drinking a fifth for lunch
%*@:-(   hung over
%*}      very drunk
%+{      lost a fight
%-(      confusion 
%-(I)    laughing out loud
%-)      elephant man
%-)      after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
%-)      broken glasses
%-)      cross-eyed
%-)      drunk with laughter
%-)      long bangs
%-6      braindead
%-{I}    drunk with laughter
%-\      hungover
%-^      Picasso
%-{      sad variation
%-|      been working all night
%-}      humor variation
%-~      Picasso
%\v      Picasso
&-|      tearful
&.(..    crying
&:-)     curly hair
'-)      one eyed man
'-)      only has a left eye, which is closed
'-)      wink
':-)     accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
':-)     one eyebrow
'~;E     unspecified 4-legged critter
(        unhappy Cheshire cat
( o ) ( o )    hooters
(!)      reference to non-Vanderbilt SEC football
($)      speculation on why Vanderbilt is in the SEC
()       reference to football
(,'%/)   slept too long on one side
(-)      needing a haircut
(-)      needs a haircut
(-.-)    Zzz...    sleeping
(-:      Australian
(-:      Don Ellis from Tektronix
(-:      left-handed
(-::-)   Siamese twins
(-:|:-)  Siamese twins
(-E:     wearing bifocals
(-_-)    secret smile
(-o-)    Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars")
(.)(.)   big boobs, little nipples
(00)     mooning you
(8-)     wears glasses
(8-o     Mr. Bill
(8-{)}   glasses, moustache and a beard
(:  (=|  wearing a ghost costume
(:)-)    likes to scuba dive
(:)-)    scuba diving
(:+)     big nose
(:-      unsmiley frowning
(:-#     I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!)
(:-#     said something he shouldn't have
(:-$     ill
(:-$     ill-informed about the Renaissance
(:-&     Rosicrucian
(:-&     angry
(:-(     Sting
(:-(     frowning
(:-(     unsmiley frowning
(:-)     "I never sang for my grandfather"
(:-)     big-face
(:-)     no hair
(:-)     smiley big-face
(:-)     surprised
(:-)     wearing bicycle helmet
(:-*     kissing
(:-...   heart-broken
(:-D     blabber mouth
(:-I     egghead
(:-\     VERY sad
(:-{~    bearded
(:-|K-   formally attired
(:<)     Rastafari
(:<)     blabber mouth
(:=)     TWO noses (?)
(:>-<    thief: hands up!
(:I      egghead
(:^(     Jack Nicholson in Chinatown
(:^(     broken nose
(@ @)    You're kidding!
(H f     Robocop in a hydraulic press
(O--<    fishy
(V)=|    pacman champion
(X0||)   double hamburger with lettuce and tomato
([(      Robocop
(^^)y-~~~  smoking
(o)(o)   big boobs, big nipples
(x)      reference to Vanderbilt football
(|-|  F    Robocop
(}-8]    left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones
)        Cheshire cat
)8-)     scuba smiley big-face
):-(     unsmiley big-face
):-)     smiley big-face
*!#*!^*&:-)    a schizophrenic
**       for winter sports generally
**-(     too many shocks
*-(      Cyclops got poked in the eye
*-)      shot dead
*8-)     Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant)
*:*      fuzzy
*:**     fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache
*:o)     Bozo the Clown
*<.'v    (profile) wearing snow cap
*<8-)X   party outfit with hat and bow-tie
*<:-)    Santa Claus
*<|:-)   Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
*<|:-))  Santa Claus
*L*      blotto
*|       for oh what a beautiful sunset
+-(:-)   Religious leader
+-(:-)   the Pope
+-:-)    priest
+:-)     priest
+:-)     smiley priest
+<.'v    (profile) knight
+<:-)    "Peace be upon you, my children..." 
+<:-|    monk/nun
+<||-)   knight
+O:-)    the Pope
,-)      one eye ... and winking
,-)      other eyed man
,-}      wry and winking
,.'v     (profile) has short hair
,:-)     David Ogden Stiers' toupee
,:-)     shaved his left eyebrow off this morning
-        Helen Keller
-  @=    messages about nuclear war
- -:-(   punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) (alternate version)
- -:-)   punk rocker (alternate version)
-)       Jose Feliciano
---...   SOS (variant)
---...---    SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway)
-/-      stirring up trouble
-:)      has mohawk
-:-(     punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
-:-)     has mohawk
-:-)     punk rocker
-=       a doused candle (to end a flame)
-=#:-)   wizard
->-      for airline tickets going cheap
->=:-)X  Zippy the Pinhead
.'!      (profile) grim
.'"      (profile) pursing lips
.'J      (profile) smiling
.'P      (profile) sticking tongue out
.'T      (profile) keeping a straight face
.'U      (profile) yawning
.'V      (profile) shouting
.'Y      (profile) whistling
.'\      (profile) frowning
.'r      (profile) sticking tongue out
.'v      (profile) talking
.'w      (profile) speaking with forked tongue
.-(      always should wear safety glasses
.-)      Sammy Davis, Jr.
.-)      one eye
.-]      one eye
...---...    ABBA fan
...---...    SOS
.....(   Wile E. Coyote after attempt on Road Runner's life
.\/      duck variation
.^v      (profile) pointy nose
._)      suffering from Lorentz contraction (they're coming every ten minutes now)
._)      suffering from Lorentz contractions
/8^{~    hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee
/:-|     Mr. Spock
/;-)     has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow
/\       for camping and backpacking
0-(      scuba diver with a broken mask
0-)      Cyclops
0-)      arc-welder
0-)      scuba diver
0-)      smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
0:-)     angel
2B|^2B   "Forty Seconal should suffice"
2B|^2B   message about Shakespeare
3   :-)  Bart Simpson
3:*>     Rudolph the reindeer
3:-o     cow
3:[      mean pet smiley
3:]      pet smiley
3:o[     net.pets
4:-)     George Washington
5:-)     Elvis Presley
6\/)     elephant
7:)      Ronald Reagan
7:-)     Fred Flintstone
7:^]     Ronald Reagan
8        infinity
8 :-)    wizard
8 :-I    net.unix-wizards
8(:-)    Mousketeer
8(:-)    Walt Disney
8)       frog
8*)      glasses and a moustache
8-#      death
8-)      "I was the second gunman"
8-)      excited
8-)      glasses
8-)      sunglasses
8-)      swimmer
8-)      wide-eyed look
8-*      just ate a hot pepper
8-O      "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
8-O      took too many nodoz to work on thesis
8-O  --* just before doubling over with pain
8-P      reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee
8-S      sees all evil
8-]      "wow, maaan"
8-o      Mr. Bill
8-|      eyes wide with surprise
8-|      suspense
8:)      pig
8:-)     glasses on forehead
8:-)     little girl
8:]      gorilla
8=:-)    Galloping Gourmet
8=:-)    chef
8===>    dickhead
8P       bullfrog in mating season
8^       chicken
8_)      don't get your nose out of joint
8b       bullfrog in mating season
: )      leper
:###)    Jimmy Durante
:$)      Donald Trump
:%)      an accountant
:%)%     has acne
:'(      crying
:'-(     crying
:'-)     crying with happiness
:'O      Bob Hope
:'}      Richard Nixon
:(       frowning
:(       sad
:(=)     Jimmy Carter
:)       Cheshire cat smile
:)       happy
:)       midget smiley
:)       salamander
:*       kisses
:*)      Ed McMahon
:*)      drunk
:*)      drunk smiling face, for those of us who like get intoxicated before  
         or while reading netnews
:*)      everyman
:*)      smile with moustache
:+(      punched nose, hurt
:+)      Carl Friedrich Gauss  
:,(      crying
:-       male
:-       prolog programmer
:-!      bland face
:-!      smiley bland face
:-"      heavy smoker
:-"      pursing lips
:-#      braces
:-#      mouth zipped
:-#      my lips are sealed
:-#      punched in the mouth
:-#|     bushy mustache
:-#|     smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$      "These braces sure do hurt!"
:-$      mouth wired shut
:-$      sellout (does NOT rhyme with zealot!)
:-$      smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-$      uncertainty
:-%      banker
:-%      bearded
:-%      smiley banker
:-%      talking out of both sides of mouth
:-&      tongue-tied
:-'      smoker
:-'|      has a cold
:-(      "I will start with those you love most"
:-(      Drama
:-(      boo hoo
:-(      frowning
:-(      has read too many 'smiley' articles
:-(      mad
:-(      sad
:-(      sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'
:-(      un-smiley
:-(      8==o    can't get it up
:-(  )   You backed your car over my toe
:-(  :-  impotent (or let down)
:-( )    You stepped on my toe
:-( :  -           small-breasted female
:-( :-( :-( :-!    Taylor Caldwell
:-()     I stubbed my toe
:-(*)    sick of netnews articles, about to vomit
:-(0)    yelling
:-(=)    big teeth
:-(>~    "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin' with it."  
:-(O)    yelling
:-)      "We are all, each of us, alone"
:-)      Comedy
:-)      Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or  
         joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
:-)      ha ha
:-)      happy
:-)      humorous
:-)      smiley standard
:-)      smiling
:-)      the normal smiling face, appended to a sentence or an article means  
         'this is a joke' or 'this is supposed to make you laugh'
:-)   ,  outie belly button
:-)   .  innie belly button
:-)   8  Dolly Parton
:-)   <  slut
:-)   <  ...  :-)   <  ...  :-)   <  ...    nymphomaniac
:-)   >  celibate
:-)  -8  blue balls
:-)  -:  smiley with an erection
:-)  -^-:          in need of some corrective surgery
:-)  :-...         taking a leak
:-) )-:            masking theatrical comments
:-) *=====8        Long Dong Silver
:-) ---            John Holmes
:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ...    manic depressive
:-) 8  -           female
:-) :-( :-| :-?    Edgar Cayce
:-) :-) :-)        loud guffaw
:-) :-) :-) :-)    Shirley MacLaine
:-)!!!   Sam Kinnison
:-)'     drooling
:-))     double chin
:-)))    William Conrad
:-)))    very overweight
:-)*     speaks Esperanto
:-)--    98-pound weakling
:-)-8    big girl
:-)-O    smiling doctor with stethoscope
:-)-{8   big girl
:-)-}8   big girl
:-)8     man with bowtie
:-)8     well dressed
:-)==    Arnold Schwarzenegger
:-)X     wearing a bowtie
:-)}     has goatee/beard
:-)~     drooling
:-*      Oops!
:-*      Oops! (covering mouth with hand)
:-*      after eating something bitter or sour
:-,      "Hmmmm."
:-,      smirking
:--)    Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)
:------------)    big liar
:-.)    Madonna
:-.)    Marilyn Monroe
:-/     lefty undecided smiley
:-/     skeptical
:-0     No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-0     orator
:-0     smiley orator
:-0     user can't find shift key
:-0==8  oral sex
:-1     bland face
:-1     smiley bland face
:-6     after eating something sour
:-6     smiley after eating something sour
:-7     smiley after a wry statement
:-7     smokes a pipe
:-7     talking out of side of mouth
:-7     wry face
:-8     talking out both sides of your mouth
:-8(    condescending stare
:-9     licking its lips
:-9     smiley licking it's lips
:-:     mutant
:-:     mutant smiley
:-:     toothless
:-<     frowning
:-<     moustache
:-<     real sad
:-<     real sad smiley
:-=)    Adolph Hitler
:-=)    older smiley with mustache
:->     biting sarcastic face
:->     deformed lips
:->     happy
:->     hey hey
:->     yet another smiley
:->X==|    smiley formalware
:-?     smiley smoking a pipe
:-?     smoking a pipe
:-?     tongue in cheek
:-@     "I swear"
:-@     beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
:-@     extremely angry
:-@     screaming
:-@     smiley face screaming
:-@     swearing
:-B     drooling
:-C     just totally unbelieving
:-C     really bummed out
:-D     "I am wearing garters"
:-D     big smile
:-D     laughing (at you!)
:-D     said with a smile
:-D     talking too much
:-D     wider happy face
:-E     bucktoothed vampire
:-E     has major dental problems
:-F     bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-G-    smoking cigarettes
:-I     hmm
:-I     indifferent
:-I     thinking
:-J     tongue-in-cheek comments
:-M     speaking no evil
:-O     Mr. Bill
:-O     Wow!
:-O     birth
:-O     ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger
:-O     uh oh
:-O     yelling
:-O>-o    smiley American tourist (note big mouth and camera)
:-P     "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons"
:-P     Nyahhhh!
:-P     has a secret to tell you
:-P     nyah nyah
:-P     sticking out tongue
:-P     telling secrets
:-P     tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-Q     smoker
:-Q~    smoking
:-R     has the flu
:-S     just made an incoherent statement
:-T     keeping a straight face
:-T     keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-V     shouting
:-W     speak with forked tongue
:-X     A big wet kiss!
:-X     bow tie
:-X     my lips are sealed
:-Y     a quiet aside
:-[     biting criticism
:-[     biting criticism smiling face, ditto for criticism
:-[     blockhead
:-[     pouting
:-[     sarcastic
:-[     un-smiley blockhead
:-[     vampire
:-\     Popeye
:-\     undecided smiley
:-\  8o    after a cold shower
:-]     biting sarcasm
:-]     biting sarcasm smiling face, used when sarcasm is intended,  
        since we cannot inflect our voice over the net
:-]     blockhead
:-]     sarcastic
:-]     smiley blockhead
:-`     smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-`     spitting out chewing tobacco
:-a     lefty smiley touching tongue to nose
:-b     "I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons, only it is cloven"
:-b     left-pointing tongue
:-bill    Zydeco Bill, with harmonica in mouth and washboard on chest  
:-c     bummed out
:-c     real unhappy
:-d     lefty smiley razzing you
:-d~    smokes heavily
:-e     disappointed
:-f     sticking tongue out
:-i     semi-smiley
:-j     left smiling smiley
:-k     beats me, looks like something, though
:-l     yet another smiley
:-o     "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
:-o     "Oh, the humanity!"
:-o     Mr. Bill
:-o     Uh oh!
:-o     Wow!
:-o     shocked
:-o     singing national anthem
:-o     smiley singing national anthem
:-o     surprise
:-o     yawn
:-o  ^^^^:    after zipping up fly too fast
:-p     smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-p~    smokes heavily
:-q     smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-q     trying to touch tongue to nose
:-r     sticking tongue out
:-s     after a BIZARRE comment
:-s     smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-t     cross smiley
:-v     speaking
:-v     talking head smiley
:-w     speak with forked tongue
:-x     "my lips are sealed"
:-x     "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-x     kiss kiss
:-x     not telling any secrets
:-y     said with a smile
:-z     y.a.s.
:-z     yet another cross smiley
:-{     mustache
:-{     smiley variation on a theme
:-{  -__-:    after slamming the toilet seat
:-{#}   messages teasing people about their braces
:-{)    moustache
:-{)    normal smiling face with a moustache
:-{}    heavy lipstick
:-{~    has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch
:-|     "have an ordinary day"
:-|     "have an ordinary day" smiley
:-|     grim
:-|     no expression
:-|     no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
:-| 8( )-    pregnant female
:-| :-|      deja' vu
:-||    angry
:-}     "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
:-}     beard
:-}     fiendish grin
:-}     lipstick
:-}     normal smiling face with pretty lips
:-}     pretty lips
:-}     wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device
:-}  -oo-:    taking matters into hand
:-~)    has a cold
:/)     not funny
:/7)    Cyrano de Bergerac
:/i     no smoking
:0      blowjob
:3-<    dog
:8)     pig
::-)    wears glasses
::=))   double vision or needs new shocks
:<      midget unsmiley
:<      what pretences!
:<()    African tribesman
:<)     from an Ivy League School
:<)=    for those with beards too
:<=     walrus
:<|     attends an Ivy League school
:= |    Baboon
:= |    baboon
:=)     has two noses
:=8)    baboon
:>      hmm, let me think...
:>      midget smiley
:>)     big nose
:?)     philosopher
:@      what?
:@)     pig
:C      what?
:D      laughter
:I      Hmmm, not funny!
:O      blowjob
:O      yelling
:P      sticking out tongue
:Q      smoking
:Q      what?
:Q)     John Q. Public
:Ui     smoking
:Uj     smoking (and smiling)
:V      woodpecker
:V)     woodpecker
:X      lips are sealed
:X)     hearing no evil
:[      real downer
:]      Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
:^(     has had his nose put out of joint; useful for replying to flames
:^)     3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose
:^)     broken nose
:^)     smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:^D     "Great! I like it!"
:^{     for those with moustaches
:^{)>   moustache and beard
:_)     after a fight where his nose was smashed in
:_)     nose sliding off face
:b      sticking out tongue
:c)     big nose variant
:c<     big nose variant
:d      stick out your tongue
:n)     funny-looking right nose
:o)     Stimpy (of Ren & Stimpy)
:q      vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?"  
:u)     funny-looking left nose
:v)     left-pointing broken nose
:v)     left-pointing nose
:{      oh boy, the headmaster!...
:}      What should we call these? (what?)
:~(     nose put out of joint
:~)     Peter Ubberoth
:~)     needs a nosejob
:~)     pointy nose (righty)
:~)     smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
:~)     ugly nose
:~-(    crying
:~-)    so happy, s/he is crying
:~/     really mixed up
;       Cheshire cat with gingivitis
;(      crying
;)      winking
;-(     'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your lights out'
;-(     beaten up
;-(     crying
;-(     sad face gets his lights punched out
;-(     sad or mad and got beat up
;-)     "If you touch my daughter again, they won't be blanks"
;-)     a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up
;-)     beaten up
;-)     could be pirate smiling face??
;-)     crying with happiness
;-)     getting fresh
;-)     sardonic incredulity
;-)     smiling face gets his lights punched out
;-)     winking
;-)  ===8      circumcised
;-)  o===8     braggart
;-) o=====8    braggart with erection
;-?     wry tongue in cheek
;-D     a friendly, winking, laughing smile
;-\     Popeye beaten up
;-\     Popeye gets his lights punched out
;-|     beaten up but silent
;-|     no expression face gets his lights punched out
;-|     says nothing but still gets beat up
;-}     leer? (terminal dependent)
;:-)    really bad toupee
;^?     punched out
<&&>    message concerning rubber chickens
<*:oDX  clown with bowtie and dunce
<:-(    disappointed
<:-(    dunce
<:-)    Vietnamese peasant
<:-)    dumb questions
<:-)<<|    in a space rocket
<:-I    dunce
<:-O    Eeek!
<:>==   a turkey emoticon
<:I     dunce
<<<<(:-)    hat salesman
<=          for messages about housing in the Snow Belt
<@:{(>X     mustached chinese man with a toupee (also sporting a goatee and  
            a bowtie)
< I==I )  on four wheels
<{:-)}  in a bottle
<|-(    Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
<|-(=   Chinese and doesn't like this article
<|-(=   Chinese and unhappy
<|-)    Chinese
<|-)=   Chinese
=)      variation on a theme...
=):-)   Uncle Sam
=-O     the Enterprise
=-O *   *    *    the Enterprise firing photon torpedoes
=-O~~~            the Enterprise firing phasers
=.'v    (profile) has mohawk
=0==    Mexican on a railroad!
=8->    a nerd smiley that's unbearably pleased with itself
=:-#}   punk rocker with a mustache
=:-#}   smiley punk with a mustache....
=:-(    punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-(    smiley punk-rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-)    hosehead
=:-)    punk rocker
=:-)    smiley punk-rocker
=:-H    football player
==#==   railroad crossings
===:[OO']>:===    has been railroaded
=====:}           snake
=^)     [Axl]
=t==    Mexican run over by train
=|:-)   Abe Lincoln
=|:-)=  Abe Lincoln
>%)     Wile E. Coyote
>-      female
>-<     absolutely livid!!
>->     china man
>-^);>     fish
>8o!...    Bugs Bunny with carrot
>:)     a little devil
>:*)    Bozo the Clown
>:-(    mad, annoyed
>:-(    sick and tired of reading this nonsense
>:-( 8  *>-    for disparaging opinions on feminists
>:-)    devil
>:-<    mad
>:->    devilish
>:-I    net.startrek
>:-b    left-pointing tongue smiley
>:^(    headhunter (Amazon style)
>;-)    devilish wink
>;->    winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
>< ><   about/to someone wearing argyle socks
>>-O->  General Custer
>>>>>:============      an asparagus
>>>>>>:=======------    an asparagus
>[I     Television
>w      nose-thumbing gesture
>|(     Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation."
>|->    Chinese
?-(     about people with a black eye
?-(     has black eye
?:)     single curl of hair
@%&$%&  N.W.A. fan
@%&$%&  You know what that means...
@%&$%&$\&*@%$#@    you know what that means...
@-(     "Ulysses!  Bring me Ulysses!"
@-)     Cyclops
@-)     Space... The Final Frontier
@-)     seeing stars
@.'v    (profile) has curly hair
@:-)    Indian (East)
@:-)    wavy hair
@:-)    wearing a turban
@:I     turban
@=      "Kafka was a momma's boy"
@=      flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows (mushroom cloud)  
@=      pro-nuclear war
@>--->----    a rose
@O=E<=  woman in skirt wearing turtleneck sweater
@l@     too many hours at terminal
B)      frog wearing sunglasses
B-(8    Sir Robin Day (a British BBC TV presenter, famed for his grumpy  
        countenance, and who wears glasses and a bow tie)
B-)     "Holy trichinosis!"
B-)     "I pray daily for death"
B-)     "Let's do the beach, man!"
B-)     Batman
B-)     glasses
B-)     horn-rimmed glasses
B-)     horn-rims
B-)     sunglasses
B-)-[<  sunglasses and swimming trunk
B-D     "Serves you right, dummy!!"
B-|     cheap sunglasses
B:-)    sunglasses on head
B^)     hornrimmed glasses
C:#     football player
C:-)    large brain capacity
C=:-)   Galloping Gourmet
C=:-)   chef
C=>8*)       devilish chef with glasses and a moustache
C=}>;*{))    mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,  
             a mustache, and a double chin
C=}>;*{O)    mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,  
             a mustache, and a double chin
C|:-=   Charlie Chaplin
E-:-)   ham radio operator
E-:-I   net.ham-radio
EK(     Frankenstien
Honk!   oo---oo-Bo    semi-truck moving right
Ic:()   pygmy with bone in hair
K:P     a little kid with a propeller beanie
K;)B    seductive woman with bow in her hair
L:-)    just graduated
M-)     sees no evil
M-),:X),:-M    sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil
M.^.M   nirvana or the failure of a chiropracter
M:-)    saluting
O 8-)   the angelic halo look
O :-)   an angel (at heart, at least)
O |-)   net.religion
O+      appropriate for women's messages, surely?
O-&-<   doing nothing
O-(==<  chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep.
O-)     Megaton Man, on patrol!
O-)     cyclops
O-)     scuba diver
O-G-<   pointing to self
O-S-<   in a hurry
O-Z-<   in a big hurry
O:-)    acting very innocent (halo)
O:-)    with halo
O>-<|=  of interest to women
OO      headlights on msg
P-)     Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
P-)     getting fresh
Q:-)    new graduate
R-)     broken glasses
XX-(    just died
XX-(    net.suicide
[8-{)   bearded smiley with glasses and headphones
[:-)    listening to walkman
[:-)    wearing a walkman
[:-]    square head
[:]     robot
[:|]    robot (or other AI project)
[=      for messages about housing in Arizona
[]      hugs
\.^./   lotus position, seen from above
\/\/\/\,8-O    really should fix frayed line cord on terminal
\:-)    french hat
\:^)    gumby smiley
\o/     PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?)
]:-)    The Devil
]:->    The Devil
^(^     happy variation
^)^  ^(^      two people talking
^L^     happy
^v^v^   mountains
_:^)    American Indian
_\\//   Vulcan salute
__!     enough for now
__.     properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep
__.^.__        spread-eagled
__/~`-'~\_/    line of thought isn't quite a line
__Q~`__        cat
_______        Wile E. Coyote under rock
_______        a He-Ne laser line
_______        student EEG on Saturday night
`-_-'          Have you hugged your wolf today?
`:-)    shaved his right eyebrow off this morning
`^J     smiley
d :-o   hats off to your great idea
d.'v    (profile) wearing hard hat
d8=     Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
d:-)    baseball player
g-)     wearing pince-nez glasses
i-=<*** __.          CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<****** o-(==<    CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<***i             CAUTION: has flame thrower
o-)                  Cyclops
o-<:-{{{             santa 
o/      raised hand
o=      a burning candle (for flames)
o>-<|=  of interest only to women
o>8<|=  messages about interesting women
oF-oo---oo           semi-truck moving left
oO:-)***             Santa Claus
oo      "It's cold out"
oo      somebody's head-lights are on
oo-     puzzled, confused
ouch... O>--<        dead driver/passenger on pavement
pp#     cow
pq`#'   bull
q:-)    wearing baseball cap backwards
r:-)    wearing ponytail
y:-)    bad toupee
{       Alfred Hitchcock
{       a psycho
{       :-)    Marge Simpson (Homer's wife)
{(:-)   wearing toupee
{0-)    Cyclops
{8-}    grinning mischievously (or just charmingly)
{:-)    hair parted in the middle
{:-)    new hair style
{:-)    smiley with its hair parted in the middle
{:-)    wearing a toupee
{:-{)}  new hair style, mustache and beard
{:\/    sounds like a duck
{:^=(   Adolph Hitler
{=      for messages about housing
{{-}}}  refugee from the '60's
{}      'no comment'
|       for bike fleet messages
|)      salamander
|-(     asleep with nightmares
|-(     late at night
|-(     yawn
|-)     Chinese
|-)     Same as :-) but poster is Oriental
|-)     asleep (boredom)
|-)     hee hee
|-<>    kissy face
|-D     ho ho
|-I     sleeping
|-O     birth
|-O     bored
|-O     yawning/snoring
|-P     reaction to unusually ugly C code
|-P     yuk
|-{     "Good Grief!"  (Charlie Brown?)
|:-)    heavy eyebrows
|:-O    (no explanation given)
|:-|    excessively rigid
|:['    Groucho Marx
|I      asleep
|^o     snoring
||      for messages about cars or other four-wheeled vehicles
||*(    handshake offered
||*)    handshake accepted
|~(     "Someone just busted my nose".
}(:-(   wearing toupee in wind
}-)     a wry grin
}:-(    bull headed
}:-(    toupee in an updraft
}:-)    hair parted in the middle in an updraft
}:-)    wearing toupee in an updraft
}:-<    cat
}:^#})  mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a  
        double-chin
}:~#})  mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a  
        double-chin
}}\/=oo---oo     Crash!    semi-truck after collision
~ :-(   particularly angry
~#:-(   "I just washed my hair, and I can't do nuthin' with it."  
~'v     (profile) has long bangs
~:-(    net.flame
~=      a candle, to annotate flaming messages
~==     flame follows (picture of a lit match or candle)
~M`'~   camel
~~:-(   net.flame
~~\8-O     needs to fix frayed cord on terminal
~~~\8-O    zapped by frayed cord on terminal
~~~c___    beach
~~~~8}     snake
~~~~~8}    snake
~~~~~:>    person in a transporter beam
~~~~~>     photon


 
 


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