X-mas             

                                                                       
            'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
                       Everybody was stoned, even the mouse.

                    Man from the whore house, and me from the jail,
                      I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.

                     When all of the sudden, I heard such a clatter,
                     I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder.

                        I went downstairs and what did I see?
                       A red little faget, hanging from the tree.

                     He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
                       And a big hairy dick for the family queer.

                           And that's the end of my story,
                                Funny wasn't it?

                                  You see.