Historia nr. 1
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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.

Historia nr. 2
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What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Castrated.

Historia nr. 3
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What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

Historia nr. 4
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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Historia nr. 5
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What does men and the weather have in common?
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Historia nr. 6
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En morgon när gubben skall gå till jobbet säger hans fru till honom,  som står vid fönstret och tittar ut:
- Titta på våran granne, han kysser alltid sin fru hej då innan han  går till jobbet. Varför gör inte du det?
Då svarar gubben:
- Jag känner ju inte ens käringen.


WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN - A CONTINUING SERIES
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"I'm going fishing."
Really means...
"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"Let's take your car."
Really means....
"Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas."