Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night
when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his
driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had
happened.

About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car  with
a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all
ripped and torn.

"What happened to you", asked Bill.

Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19
year old daughter made mad passionate love to me.

"My God, what did you tell them", asks Clinton.

The driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig"