AL's 10 COMMANDMENTS

1. It is O.K. to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays".
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It is O.K. to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers, see rule #3.
5. It is O.K. to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should car-pool except me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses".
8. Syncronized swimming is not a sport.
9. Mud wrestling is a sport.
10. O.K., so there's only 9, nobody's perfect...

**NOTE -- Failure to comply with these rules will result in punishment by being forced to spend the rest of your life selling woman's shoes to extremely fat, sweaty, & smelly woman...