"AL: LADIES...
MARCY: WE PREFER GYNO-AMERICANS
AL: THEN RHINO AMERICANS IT IS!!!"
"We didn't break free from that pantsy country England by voting! We did it by throwing their stinkin' tea in our American harbour! And why? Because Americans don't like tea. We like coffee. And Americans don't like wine. We like beer. Ice cold. Ice-cold-best-in-a-bottle-but-fine-any-way-you-can-get-it-belchinIt would make a great movie! Better than that damn Columbus. America was already there, it would take a genious to invent a toilet bowl! wake-up-in-a-pool-of-it-next-day-beer!"