Dom bästa citaten
- "REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY CHEATING WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT..."
- "A BEER OR A WOMAN? PASS THE BOTTLE OPENER..."
- "I WISH THE WORLD WAS A FLY AND I WAS A GIANT ROLLED-UP NEWSPAPER!!!"
- "WOMAN! CAN'T LIVE WITH EM', PASS THE BEER NUTS..."
(NORM
PETERSON)
"ALRIGHT BRAIN, YOU DON'T LIKE ME, AND I DON'T LIKE YOU. BUT, LET'S
DO THIS AND I CAN GET BACK TO KILLING YOU WITH BEER!" (HOMER
SIMPSON)
"NO BEER AND NOT T.V. MAKE HOMER SOMETHING, SOMETHING..." (HOMER
SIMPSON)
"A WOMAN IS MORE LIKE A BEER. THEY SMELL GOOD, THEY LOOK GOOD, YOU'D
STEP OVER YOUR OWN MOTHER JUST TO GET ONE. BUT, YOU CAN'T STOP AT ONE.
YOU WANNA DRINK ANOTHER ONE... (A 12 PACK LATER).. SO, I SAYS, YA WANT
THAT MONEY, COME AND FIND IT, 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS YA
BOLOGNA!!! YA MAKE ME WANNA WRETCH!!" (HOMER SIMPSON)
"MEN ARE SCUM, RIGHT LADIES? TOO BAD WE OWN EVERYTHING!" (TIM
ALLEN)
"GIVE ME A DAY TO MAKE HER LOVE ME, ANOTHER TO GET HER, ANOTHER TO
ABANDON HER, ANOTHER TO SUBSTITUTE HER, AND AN HOUR TO FORGET HER..."
(DON JUAN TENORIO)
"THE SECRET TO ATTRACTING THE OPPOSITE SEX IS IN THE MUTUAL SNIFFING
OF BUTT."(BUCK BUNDY)
"SUPPORT FEMINISTS - HAIRY WOMEN NEED LOVE TOO!"(NO MA'AM
BUMPER STICKER)
"I'VE ALWAYS FOLLOWED MY FATHER'S ADVICE: HE TOLD ME, FIRST TO ALWAYS
KEEP MY WORD. AND SECOND, TO NEVER INSULT ANYBODY UNINTENTIONALLY. SO,
IF I HAVE INSULTED YOU, YOU CAN BE DAMNED SURE I INTENDED TO."(JOHN
WAYNE)
"HOW COULD I CARE ABOUT HER? WE HAVEN'T DONE THE MAIN THING I CARE
ABOUT!"(SAM MALONE)
"GOD, CREATER OF ALL GOOD THINGS: THE MOUNTAINS, T.V., BEER..."
"If you are not cheating, you are not trying hard enough!" (Jim
Rome)
Today, a friend of mine asked me what I was doing this weekend. I told
him "anybody that lets me." There was a group of girls standing around,
and they all got pissed at me for sharing my plans! What the hell kind
of attitude is that?
"Women also have a right to orgasm - If they make it in time"
"Feminism was established as to allow unattractive women easier access
to the mainstream of society" (Rush Limbaugh)
"WOMEN - YOU CAN`T LIVE WITH THEM ... AND THEY CAN`T PEE STANDING UP!"
"If something's hard to do it's not worth trying" (Homer Simpson)
"Beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems." (Homer J. Simpson)