Good evening and welcome to another edition of "Famous faces", with us tonight we have Hank Dwarf, or as he prefers to be called "Hank, the angry drunken dwarf". Hank is perhaps most well known for his role, or rather roles in the film Myth, released late 1997. Hank doubles as Oleg, Balin and also plays "Dwarf number 4". Other notables include Mel Gibson as Truan and Glenn Close as Shiver.

-As agreed beforehand I can only ask you a limited amount of questions. Should I ask how it was filming with Mr. Gibson or how Jason Jones was as producer or what....
-Make up your mind.

-Hank, I understand you made a lot of money by playing multiple roles?
-Hehehe

-Do you think you are a good rolemodel, "angry" and "drunken"?
-Oh yeah.

-But your drinking habits do leave something to be desired.
-Not this again

-What is your favourite drink?
-Catch

-Hey, this is prune juice.
-Ahh

-You became famous recently when you made it to the top of "People's most beautiful people". There was a lot of voting for you.
-Make way for the dwarf!

-Now Howard Stern claimed the credit for this success by telling his listeners to vote for you.
-Idiot!

-And the man responsible at People bought that.
-Fool!

-The barrier scenes were filmed in sunny Tunisia. I understand you had to walk a lot during shooting, while the crew languished in the shade. The director appearantly had you moving all the time in the hot sun. Was it tough?
-Yes, sir. Move here, move there.

-I heard you are not overly fond of lawyers, Hank. In fact you were heard refering to them as heartless or something when waiting for the company lawyers to arrive...
-We dont have long till the soulless get here.
-That's what I heard.

-Is it true that you cant talk about Bungie's next project, the "Microwave simulator project" or something..
-Sorry about that.

-I hear there will be all kind of new physics...
-Whoa!

-One last question, Hank.
-What now?

-I understand you have started filming the sequel. What is going to happen? Wont you tell us?
-Hehehe

-Please, where are you filming?...Tell us something...Please dont leave yet!..
-Hehehe

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