Clinton: Water Bed

Nixon: His biggest fear: the Cold War

Clinton: His biggest fear: a Cold Sore

Nixon: Carpet bombing

Clinton: Carpet burns

Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek

Clinton: His Vice President is a geek

Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger

Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her

Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18-minute gap in the Watergate tape

Clinton: Couldn't explain the 38-DD bra in his briefcase

Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick

Clinton: No difference

Nixon: Ex-President

Clinton: Sex-President

Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"

Clinton: Know for women pointing at him and say "He's the one"

Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak

Clinton: Famous for bring widows to their peak

Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy

Clinton: Well acquainted with G Spot

Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor