A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.

The man says: What's the problem officer?

Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.

Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60

Wife: Oh Harry, You were going at least 80. The man gives wife a dirty look.

Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light.

Wife: Harry you've known about that tail light for weeks. The man gives his wife a dirty look.

Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt!

Man turns to his wife and yells: FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD, CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT YOUR FU**ING MOUTH!

The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"