"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issueyou a warning.  You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get

home." promised the lady.

"That's fine.  Another thing, ma'am.  I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls.  I consider that animal abuse.  That's cruelty to animals.  Have your husband take care of that right away!" warned the policeman sternly,

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.

"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" inquired the husband.

"He said the reflector is broken."

"I can fix that in two minutes.  Anything else?"

"I'm not sure, Jacob," she said, "..something about the