Veckans Humor
A poor Jamaican.
A poor Jamaican fisherman was shipwrecked on a desert island. He had lost his boat, his livelihood and all possessions.
He was trudging around the island in a dejected mood when he came across an old brass lamp washed up on the beach.
Remembering the tale of Aladdin, he rubbed it.
POOF! A genie appeared. A Jewish Genie. "Vey!" he said. "Am I glad to be outta there.
Three hundred years I bin in that thing, my life and soul! What can I do for you my boy?"
The Jamaican asked if the Genie granted any wishes.
"Wishes, Schmishes! Course I do. I'll grant you two wishes, used to be three but I gotta think about my margins."
"Well," said the Jamaican after some consideration, "I'd like to be white and surrounded by women."
"No problem" said the Genie, POOF! - The Jamaican was transformed into a tampon.
Moral: Never do business with a Jewish Genie - there's always a string attached.
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