The Broken Sword

Team Sheet - Match Record - Divisional Standings


OpponentRaceOutcomeScoreCas.GateWinningsSkillsNotes
6thSeason NOT DONE !
Lowdown Rats (435)SkavenWin4-18-2288k30kNone A supposedly good game vs a team my size, but the game was intended to be rape fo him. I got alot of easy cas and he rolled lots of crucial double 1's, his Wizzo missed and alot else went wrong so the game was never really tense. He could score once after I started a turn with a quad skull, but that is the only think I could complain about. I rerolled 2 permanent injuries for him and my CW had his mum in place (which we knew saved him from atleast 2 more cas), basically he coulda been destroyed from this, but that was in noone's interest.

My Cards: Morleys Revenge, Speed of Light
His Cards: Mine, Mother May I, Rakharts Oblideration Spell
Gains: 30k, +1FF, 35SPP Skills & Injuries: None

Agrukks Massacre Squad (272)OrcWin4-05-1187k20kNone Came from summer break late into the season and was quite stressed to fill the needed 4 games to qualify for playoffs, basically very few wants to play us so we take on whoever wants to. Winning this game wasn't really I suprise counting the differences in TR but in spite of the numbers he did put up a pretty good opposition.

My Cards:
His Cards:
Gains: 20k, +0FF, 28SPP Skills & Injuries: No skills, #13 was MNG

Premier Playoffs 1-1-0, 50% ???? - Got a pretty good seeding and really had a good chance at the finals with my semifinal opponent missing several players, but both he and I were short on time at the period and the timezones were bad so after only 1˝ week without prior warning the game was randomized and he "won". This decision really pisses me off.
Har Garneth Executioners (...)Dark ElvesWin????None I was pretty happy with this seeding, although a very fine opponent it was the only non-Wood Elf team I could face and I really don't want to face WE. The game was pretty exciting at first but soon I could get a strong cas overhand and with more luck than he had I could weigh the game in my favour.
5thSeason 6-1-1, 81% ???? - Finished the season 5th in Premier, not really pleased with that but the one loss really ruined the record.
Put n Orc in it (325)OrcWin4-011-1159k50k#1 got Dodge, #2 got Guard First game of the season against a somewhat smaller team (boy did the tr go up when joining premier), we were the bigger and more experienced team and after starting 1st half with a Blitz we quickly took command and could rake in a few casualties to establish dominance. Burst Ball stopped us from scoring the 1st time, then Wizard the 2nd. In 2nd half he kicked and a Pitch invasion only further helped us, finally we scored 1-0, then another Blitz and we could continue the beating and scoring. It all ended 4-0 after him having a very limited number of players on field in the end. Kishin scored a hat trick and could have gotten his 3rd MA+, but ofcourse that is useless and I had gotten a double so I took Dodge. Skullhammra had gotten a skill on his premiership MVP and got Guard.
Southern Divisionals I missed these playoffs by 1 week due to technical problems (again!).
4thSeason 14-1-2, 88% wins39-1680-342492k, 146.5k in average1050k!Finished the season 1st in South
Bruise Brothers (337)OgreWin3-17-4162k60kNone Whoa, what a game. Ever since the one season wonders Bruise Brothers started their career against us, we have waited for them to become big enough to take us on again. And now they did. First half was insanely bloody. In average over 50% of all armor rolls were passed and half of the injuries were cas. He suffered 4 SI totally and I got 2 killed but 1 apothed and 1 pro:ed (thanks). After a long and rough half we finished by scoring turn8. In 2nd we started out by scoring quickly and injuring some more. Then he managed a score by completely suprising us with Rakharts bounding leap and outrunning the cage surrounding him. Then we scored another time at the end of 2nd half, which all in all was much more nice to both coaches satisfaction. +1FF and 60k gave me enough for another Ogre, lovely.
Haughty Bastards (307)High ElfWin2-012-0145k60k#12 got Tackle What can I say, he decided to face up to his most feared foes and trash talked us all game. Ofcourse this resulted in the boot, and the boot results in death. 3 of em to be specific. Our armor rolls were even worse than usual but we slaughtered em nicely anyway. Another double skull on a reroll stopped us from scoring 3-0 and probably getting the last cas. What can I say, Whup ass for the high elfs, him missing his apoth made nothing better, nor that he got in 4 guys from Magic Sponge in halftime. Some games are just meant to be won, and he had bad luck. This finally brought us up in Southern lead, and what better way to celebrate than with 3 fresh High Elfs to feast on.
Ugly Annoying Rodents (158)NorseWin3-16-1128k0k#15 got +1MA, #3 got a Helmet Well another boost game, for the other team. We did a standard performerance and promised to play nice. Got a nice amount of spp, skill on my Ogre resulted in him being fired now. I bought his Magic Helmet for a Magic Sponge, treasury of 70k and my winnings which ended up at 120k with the big match in play. My tr drops as I fired the Ogre and have no cash to replace him.
Vikings (270)NorseWin1-04-0130k30k#13 got +1MA, #4 got ??? Well perhaps an unfair game from start but I'm in desperate need of southern games and most seem to turn me down so I take what I get. Anyway, he started the card rain with Mother May I on Plauge (scary thought), my best cas:er out of the game. I recieved first and could score pretty easy but with minor injuries on him, then my lurve potion stopped a TD after him playing inspired play and surviving a 3db. Then in 2nd half we took the ball from him and could have scored but then the Ball Bursted, and as a final suprise he has Doom n Gloom and he was real close to making 1-1 in the end, OMG how close he was... too close. As our Wiz missed there in the end too. Got me scared when we are so closed to tieing a low tr team. Well I blame the card rain. :)
Damage Inc (258)ChaosWin1-02-3158k50k This may seem like a very unfair game at first but it hardly was. I had about 70-80 tr in 3 players MNG... and he got 3 extra cards. Which smoked another one of my players from start... had 11 to go for the whole game. Which of the notorious Plauge got cased out round 3. It was a tight fight in the first half but we recieved so could hold the ball and went in for the score last turn but a mine stopped us. In 2nd half we were close to countering his offence but he intercepted a pass and would have scored unless my wiz was there. After that we could bring the ball down for a quite safe score. Then he had 3 turns on him to score and with the backup of cards he probably would have but the snake eyes happend. We played the whole game in blizzard I might mention, that screwed alot for ME. Anyway we could pull of a close win, mainly due to lacking players, both in quantity and quality. And our inability to do any damage. This is starting to feel like old times again. And if it's gonna be like this getting cas then this time will have no shot in the Playoffs
Armorous Goats (563)ChaosWin2-13-7243k100k+40k#8 got Pro, #13 got NiggledOk here we set out against the Goats luckily missing 2 players, with 3 bonus cards (not that good)we had a good chance. But we had to kick... and they started out with a 6 man pitch invasion, NOT the start you want in such a game, we got off cheap but it ruined our defense. Though we could score a few turns later (and a few injuries later). Then we held out 1st half and recieved in 2nd for an easy 2-0 (Ok had to use wiz on it after snake eyes two turns in a row). Now came the rough part with few players left on the pitch and he looking to score 2 goals in 5 turns. The first score took him 3 turns after a card of mine and then we recieved and could hold out the last of the game. Nice win and all but it did hurt playing them (as it should), 3 mng:s which of 1 an evil niggle... ouchie). He bribed me 40k to Peak Charles.
Blitzkreig Berzerkers (322)OrcsWin2-17-1137k60k+60kNoneOrcs vs Orcs this could be interesting, his orcs very stronger than us and started recieving, but that was a quick TO and we could get the beating advantage but no early cas and after sloppy defending and backfire card he could score. Then cas rolled in and we got player advantage and could score in the end of 1st but his wiz stopped us. In the 2nd half we kept on hitting and started scoring and with no greater trouble (some bad luck from him) we could do 2-1 by the end of 2nd. Got cash from bribes and winnings. Nice!
Damage Inc (215)ChaosWin4-13-1140k60k#3 got Guard, #11 got +1STA quick friendly game to get fast cash and it worked decently. My opponent wanted an easy game with some spp and he got that. So I guess we are both happy. In the fighting bit we were suprisingly even (well after me agreeing to keeping Plauge a low profile) but lacking a gutterrunner we could stil outscore them and didn't even use our wiz. Anyway more money to the FA... DIE YOGI DIE! :)
The Devastation (352)HumanWin by forfeit*2-0*2-0141k50k+50kNone Sad game this, after a slow first half I was about to score in my turn8 but then his best ogre died and apoth failed so then he decided to forfeit. He had bribed me 50k not to play Press Gang also.
Har Garneth Executioners (372)Dark ElfWin3-16-0167k80k#6 got Dodge We had the most of luck in this game and could really early get out some of his best players, as the game went on, his apoth got used and we had to rr a death he decided to mostly avoid us to not get more injuries and the game was pretty decided then. Fun to play an opponent with exactly the same TR, and FF for that part. Nice to roll double for #6 too, otherwise he would have been fired.
Gnaaks Kneegnawers (355)DwarfWin1-03-5147k60kNone Well this was a tight and close game, he said before the game he only fouled rarely if he had to yet he started out fouling the first 2 turns and healing a badly hurt on his DP. He fouled the last turns of the game when it was settled too. That is sinking very low. The game was very close and he missed a TD on wanting to give the ball to another guy to score with and ofcourse dropped it. But in the end of the 2nd half we could score. After some return fouling, which ofcourse upset him alot. Tight and tense game anyway. First time I feel I really pulled the longest straw in such a close duel
The Bruise Brothers (150)OgreWin4-01-1151k80kNone Well what can I say here, we faced some rookie ogres and they proved no bigger match to us. His arm9 and bonehead (they were stupid (smart?) enough to never stand) so the cas were kept down. Also Plauge dislikes ogre meat and refused to bit in on them. He got what he wanted... 310k winnings. Both are happy
Reavers of the Abyss (312)Dark ElfsTie2-23-3130k30kNoneI'm always sceptic to playing elfs without fouling but here I agreed to it since the Reavers needed a recovery. The game was pretty chancy and interesting with some crucial rolls. In general we did far too little cas, the reavers started with 12 players and could keep 11 players on field almost all the time (he used both his and my apothecary and made 6/7 KO:s). I think that was what went wrong mostly, and his very succesful DT/Pro:s. In the end however he failed a cruical DT and lost the ball and we could counter and were just 2 steps from the endzone, but then i missed a 2db w. RR so he had a guy standing close to my guy, and after 4 gfi:s and a blitz he got him down, bounced straight to his player, and then with 4 more gfi:s and lots of dodges he could get more guys down there and lock up my players, i had to try a black orc dodge which is against the laws of physic and ofcourse failed w. RR. All this was in a blizzard. His last lucky turn decided the game. Well played from both sides anyway.
Lowdown Ratz (322)SkavensWin3-27-1152k80k#14 got +1MAThough game this, playing skavens we did not unexpected lots of injuries, but still he hang in there, his GutterRunners being too fast on offence. After a long and hard fight (lost of Rats out, nothing permanent, rerolled a death) i scored 3-2 in my 8th round. But he still had his 8th round left and a 1 turner GR. Though only 6 players left, so he needed to free some from the LOS and failed a dodge (snake eyes), then he played Injury time and blitzed through my rear line with the Rat Ogre and passed the ball to his one turner, but yet again snake eyes on the GFI. So I got lucky here winning, but still it felt like i had the game and "deserved" to win.
Saviours of Loren (310)Wood ElfsTie3-35-1134k60kWhat to say here? The game started well with him failing some rolls and we could do 1-0 easy with many knockouts for him. But they returned... and in halftime it was 1-1. Then he did 1-2 on his offence, and with a bit of unluck in my offence I lost the ball. He could secure it and was close to 1-3, then I did foul (should have fouled all game but i took pity on him), killing his star Wardancers and saved him for him giving me the ball (might seem like a strange deal but after all 1 surgical strike here could have achieved what a whole game of fouling would have otherwise). But Soaren broke that deal and scored anyway. Worst thing I've seen around here, no honour at all, he excused himself with me fouling but i both saved the injury I did and I had never promised not to foul. Well after that we did 2-3 and with the help of McMurtys Burgers we could do 3-3 with 0 opponents on field (BTW: I really hate the OLBBL rules on not giving walk overs for that)... so a tie, mostly annoying to be lied to like that, remember me never to save one of Soarens players again, that is ofcourse if he ever dares to play me again which I dont believe.
Euskadial Guadariak (252)DwarfsLoss1-24-5138k40k#16 got Smart*sigh* very depressing loss. Playing vs a dwarf team with only 10 guys starting. As usual we cannot do harm in the first half and at the setup after our 1-0 he did 3 straight cas. It felt like the whole game went there. Anyway in 2nd half we countered his offence and had the ballkeeper far down. To stop him from reaching the ballkeeper (and stalling 1 turn to make it impossible for him to score) we blitzed and failed a gfi w. RR... turn after that we missed the blitz on a 3+ dodge w. RR, after that he could score. He also took out #8 on Heroic Effort, my wizard on Sorry and did a score with Time Warp so his cards did him very good. Remember me to never play luck dwarfs again.
Blitzkreig Berzerkers (259)OrcsWin2-15-189k0k#10 got ProIn need of a recovery game (with 40tr missing) we took on the younger Berzerker Orcs, first we decided on a friendly game but after him playing Grudge Match that changed. Quite easy game all in all with the Berzerkers ending up with 1 nig and 1 -1st. Perhaps we can aim this season not to have a loss?
SouthernDivisionals 0-1-0,
0% win
*0-2*2-5162k0k0Depressing to forfeit on technical problems but i was being so kicked anyway...
Ekrund AvengersDwarfsForfeit*0-2*2-5162k0kWorst game in a long long time, him penetrating over 50% armors and all but 1 injury rolls were KO or Cas, me missing a td on 2+... ball bounces out, out again and lands next to his runner. Just makes me so damn tired. Forfeited due to technical problems after 1st half.
3rdSeason 6-1-3, 75% wins21-1231-14?k?k?We finished 2nd in South this year after completely missing the 2nd season.
Greenskin Gravediggers (355)OrcsWin1-02-4129k60kThis game was a big disappointement in the beginnning, the big orc showdown was without fouls but after 12 turns of not penetrating any armor it still feels incredibly lame, he however penetrated lots of armor and got a big advantage. Even a 6 player Pitch invasion didnt help (his cards messed up that), so when he went in for 0-1 in the end 2nd half my wizard struck and a long bomb gave me the score... the amazing agility orcs strike again.
Deepwood Lions (386)Wood ElfsTie3-34-1163k70kWhat a game, accepted it as strictly pro-mo with no hope of winning vs these elfs but with some extra cards, elfbane and finally a blackmail of fouling i made a tie. Still the game didnt matter much in the end of the season but it always feel nice.
Halikus Defined (341) HumanWin2-16-3157k60kNo skillsOuch! This game started out with good dices on his side and after 5 turns we had 1 death after failed apoth, his catcher dancing at our endline and the rest being beaten up pretty badly. Then our wiz struck, and a nice pass play put #2 almost free running downfield. After that it seemed like nuffle had switched side and in the 2nd half we kicked some ass, nice game after all, a bit too much influenced by nuffle, in both directions, and im sad about the death of #7 but...
Greatful Dead (283)UndeadWin2-04-1119k30k#7 got Dodge, #14 got Diving TackleAfter our last game he was sorry for his overreaction and we decided to take another game in good spirit, without fouling! In first half we kicked, with his 2 vampires and 2 mummys he formed a strong cage. But as normal cage is not a working tactic, he didnt get forward. This forced him to take action and 2 ghouls ran upfield. Failing a dodge, we got the ball. The turn after that we put a pass down to the beastman blitzing and running downfield covered by the others. He chanced in a dodging zombie but failed, 1-0. 2nd half we went for a quick 2 turn TD and succeded, 2-0. Now the weather had changed to sweltering heat. Both him and me rolled badly but i had more reserves so 11-8 in players. Too bad we missed a 3rd TD on bad block dices, which were very common troughout the 2nd half. Good game after all.
Pavarron Falcons (278)Wood ElfWin3-15-0120k30kFirst game of the seasons vs a non fighting team, all elf coaches just seem to be terrified :). We recieved first half, after some initial hitting we attempted a pass downfield but the passer got Bolted. The elfs dodged through and captured the ball, even though counteractions we failed to stop them, 0-1. Speeding up our play we scored a quick td after that, 1-1. In the second half he had offense, recovering many Ko:s they had a nice scoring attempt but instead we got the ball and scored. Now with only 5 players of his it seemed done but still a blitz and his tree opened up our lines and a catcher ran through. Succeding a DT he was left standing with a chance to score but failed a dodge in the end. Capturing the ball we transported it from one side to the other in 1 turn, rarely seen by orcs, 3-1. Good play from his side considering the number of players, nice game all in all.
Bloodaxe Neckbreakers (268)OrcsTie2-26-0126k70k#4 got Mighty BlowWell, 1st half was a real fight, my fans killed 1 of his player and injuring another, he managed to score in the end but we had gained the beating advantage. Also he got 2 players ejected and 1 for me (on a card). 2nd half started good with my wizard downing his thrower by his endzone and 2 blitzers close to the ball, but then it all screwed up after me missing some obvious rolls (many times!) and he succeding in some annoying pickups and passes. So after me failing a 2db with rr and a 2+ gfi with rr he could score. I had 4 turns and was down by 4, without a wizard, ouch... well i managed an easy 2 turn td and with him recieving i broke through, mind blowed his thrower and on some lucky rolls (finally) scored in the last turn of the game. HALLELUJAH! Gave him 50k to replace his dead lineman.
Bear Cult (298)HumansLoss2-45-0127k30k#2 got Pro and #3 got Sure HandsWell it was an interesting game and both sides played well but i got screwed by a ag5, leap WE catcher. We had 1-1 after the 1st half which went really well until that catcher came along, 2nd half we did some injuries but too late and with the help of cards he could score more, his injury time finished it all up. Im getting really tired of getting junk cards but until now i havent lost at it anyway.
Greatful Dead (284)UndeadWin2-06-1112k80k#1 got tackle and #9 got +1maStarted out kicking but due to a perfect defense we got off well. A big fight gathered in the middle but after knocking out his mummys it was not really a problem. As the game moved on we held command and scored twice. Most rememorable about this game is my opponents overreaction over some fouling, after lot of time complaining and discussing we got to finish the game anyhow. Began to wonder if he was a real sore looser... #9 got his 5th skill now anyway, +1ma to my dismay... but oh lord Nuffle we thank you for whatever you give us for it has a higher meaning.
Grumpy Armadillos (245)DwarfsWin3-04-0108k130kHad a nice little game here. Both teams tried to fancy play, with me succeding best. Ofcourse there were beating in the middle and that fight i won nicely, alot thanks to many failed armor rolls by him. Another Demo Game came here so i could bu another rr and also gained +1ff
Unholy Death Knights (272)UndeadWinForfeit4-178k70kStarted of kicking in this game, a fan threw a nice rock in a mummys head injuring him for 2 games. For a couple of rounds there was fighting and we came out on top, captured the ball and held it safe while hitting the half out and scored in the end. The last 3 turns none of his players dared to stand up. Threats from him prepared me for an interesting 2nd half. But thinking that he had 2 cased and 3 ko:s and he was kicking and that i had both apothecary and healing scroll left i wasnt afraid.
Midgard Mighty Manglers (286)OgreTie1-13-4109k120kNot much to say here, lots of bashing 1st round and i scored there. The 2nd half he got an advantage in the fight and could score in the end. Demo Game provided us with cash to hire the free agent J´ruk Swiftfoot replacing our dead thrower.
ChaosCup 1-1-0,
50% wins
*3-2*?-?152k+?70k0Depressing to forfeit because of loosing my internet connection
Moonlight ThornsOrcsWalk over*1-1*?-??k0k Had to forfeit this game because i lost my internet connection. So im writing this 4 months after the game (thats why the gaps). Cant remember much but that after the 1st half it was 1-1 and my #6 thrower had died
R.O.U.SSkavenWin2-15-4152k70kDont remember this game eihter but i know lots or Rats were missing before the game and gave me an advantage
SouthernDivisionals 3-0-0,
100% wins
5-1 td:s12-2 cas181k260k4Won the divisionals with nothing but money as price
Reik Forest Daemon DeaconsHumansWin"2-0"0-0 -100k+50kThe southern divisionals ended in another forfeit, sad but true. More money for us. And we got of the hate game versus Nef.
Lounge LizzardsLizardmenWin"2-0"4-196k60k#7 got Mighty BlowThis game only went to halftime and then we won on forfeit. The first half ended 0-0 but after the flu our kidnapped coach brought with him they were missing 3 players. Additionally 3 were injured and some knocked out so the number of opposing players storngly spoke in our direction.
Green GardnersOrcsWin2-18-185k50k#5 got Strong Arm, #12 got Mighy Blow, #16 got Guard We got off to a bad start after loosing 3 players to "Flu bug" and another one on "Ill get you!", then came "It wasent me" but luckily my already sick Chaos Warrior got jailed. Fat chance ill bail him out!. Still the immediate turnover couldent stop us. With the help of a exploding doll we scored after a few turns. Then he made a quick drive and tied out after a lucky pass. In the 2nd half we quickly scored and then held the ball through the rest of the game. I missed the last touchdown on turn 8 because Riding Bean had to make one more attempt in getting those last 2 spp needed for a skill. But he did, costing me the TD. Im not complaining.
1stSeason 9-3-0, 75% wins24-13 td:s27-18 cas875k820k?The first season went alright, after some dropouts in the southern division we ended up 3rd
Mad Mountain MinersChaos DwarfsWinForfeit1-282k90k
Mad Mountain MinersChaos DwarfsWin3-24-1108k70k
Black SunChaosWin3-11-282k80k
Guys with HornsChaosWin2-10-368k60k
Humburg HammerfistsHumansWin3-15-177k60k
Loustrian LooniesLizardmenLoss1-21-186k50k
The Flying TigersHalflingsWin3-14-162k110kMerchandising
Royal PurpliersHigh ElfsLoss1-32-174k70kThe Big Match
Armorous GoatsChaosWin1-03-046k90kThe Big Match
Druidic WondersDryadsWin2-04-265k110kThe Big Match
SharptitudeDark ElvesWin2-01-457k70k
Sinisterium MaximusDark ElvesLoss1-22-068k60k
TOTAL RECORD 36-7-8,
79% wins
60-25163-692985kalot of cash? -