The Broken Sword

The Broken Sword
Race: Orcs
Coached By: Matt a.k.a. Tigerius

Team Sheet - Match Record - Divisional Standings

# Player Name Position ma st ag av Player Skills ij cp td in cs vp sp Cost

1 Kishin Thunder* Blitzer 8 4 3 10 Block, Mighty Blow, +1ST, +1MA, +1MA, Dodge 1 26(2) 6(2) 7 128 80k

2 Skullhammra Blitzer 6 3 3 9 Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle, Pro, Guard 2 8(1) 30 5 107 80k

3 Guttrippa Blitzer 6 3 5 10 Block, +2AG, Stand Firm, Sure Hands, Guard, Leader 26(3) 28(2) 2(1) 2 5(1) 150 80k

4 Gobbsmasha Blizer 6 3 4 10 Block, Guard, Stand Firm, +1AG, Mighty Blow, Dodge 5 31(2) 1 10(1) 4 132 80k

5 Lungbursta Thrower 5 3 3 9 Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw, Strong Arm, Sure Feet 46(1) 2 2 2 67 70k

6 J´ruk Swiftfoot* Thrower 6 3 3 8 Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Sure Feet, +1MA, Dodge 1 7(1) 4 63 (27) 70k

7 Da line dude LineOrc 5 4 3 9 Block, +1ST , Tackle 1 2 1 4 31 50k

8 Plague* Chaos Warrior 5 4 3 10 Block, Claw, Tackle, Razor Sharp Fangs, Pro 5 48(2) 6(1) 147 100k

9 Genma Saotome* LineOrc 6 3 4 9 Block, Pro, Dirty Player, +1AG, +1MA 2 7(1) 41(1) 6 143 50k

10 Goznar 'Quake Zhnor Chaos Dwarf Blocker 4 3 2 9 Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Pro Nig 1 5 2 72(49) 70k

11 Gargant Black Orc 4 5 2 9 Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, +1ST 1 25(2) 7 86 80k

12 Riding Bean* Black Orc 4 4 2 9 Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle 12(1) 7 64 80k

13 Erugh Smallbrain* Black Orc 5 4 2 9 Block, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle, +1MA 1 15 7 68 80k

14 Slasher Black Orc 5 4 2 9 Block, Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow, +1MA 16(1) 8 74 80k

15 Tha' Ion* Ogre 5 6 2 10 Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Block, Smart, +1ST 14(1) 6 56 120K

16 Ge'ek Tal Ogre 5 5 2 9 Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Block,
Guard, Smart, Stand Firm 1(1) 1 26(2) 10 107 120K

Total: 75 97 2 197 73 1363 1260k

Team Name: The Broken Sword Re-Rolls: 7 x $60k = 420k

Race: Orcs Fan Factor: 40 x $10k = 400k

Team Rating: 485 Assistant Coaches: 1 x $10k = 10k

Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0 x $10k =

Coach: Tigerius Apothecary: 1 x $50k = 50k

Team Wizard: 1 x $150k = 150k

TOTAL COST OF TEAM: 2180K

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	ij	cp	td	in	cs	vp	sp	Cost
1	Kishin Thunder*	Blitzer	8	4	3	10	Block, Mighty Blow, +1ST, +1MA, +1MA, Dodge		1	26(2)		6(2)	7	128	80k
2	Skullhammra	Blitzer	6	3	3	9	Block, *Tackle, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle, Pro, Guard*		2	8(1)		30	5	107	80k
3	Guttrippa	Blitzer	6	3	5	10	Block, **+2AG, Stand Firm, Sure Hands, Guard, Leader**		26(3)	28(2)	2(1)	2	5(1)	150	80k
4	Gobbsmasha	Blizer	6	3	4	10	Block, Guard, Stand Firm, +1AG, Mighty Blow, Dodge		5	31(2)	1	10(1)	4	132	80k
5	Lungbursta	Thrower	5	3	3	9	Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw, Strong Arm, Sure Feet		46(1)	2		2	2	67	70k
6	J´ruk Swiftfoot*	Thrower	6	3	3	8	Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Sure Feet, +1MA, Dodge		1	7(1)			4	63 (27)	70k
7	Da line dude	LineOrc	5	4	3	9	*Block, +1ST* , Tackle**		1	2		1	4	31	50k
8	Plague*	Chaos Warrior	5	4	3	10	*Block, Claw,* Tackle, Razor Sharp Fangs, Pro**			5		48(2)	6(1)	147	100k
9	Genma Saotome*	LineOrc	6	3	4	9	Block, Pro, Dirty Player, +1AG, +1MA		2	7(1)		41(1)	6	143	50k
10	Goznar 'Quake Zhnor	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	4	3	2	9	Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Pro	Nig		1		5	2	72(49)	70k
11	Gargant	Black Orc	4	5	2	9	Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, +1ST		1			25(2)	7	86	80k
12	Riding Bean*	Black Orc	4	4	2	9	Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle					12(1)	7	64	80k
13	Erugh Smallbrain*	Black Orc	5	4	2	9	Block, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle, +1MA			1		15	7	68	80k
14	Slasher	Black Orc	5	4	2	9	Block, Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow, +1MA					16(1)	8	74	80k
15	Tha' Ion*	Ogre	5	6	2	10	Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Block, Smart, +1ST					14(1)	6	56	120K
16	Ge'ek Tal	Ogre	5	5	2	9	Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Block, Guard, Smart, Stand Firm			1(1)	1	26(2)	10	107	120K
Total:	75	97	2	197	73	1363	1260k

Bold players are from the original TBS lineup, *from another team
Bold marks new skills since player start,
Italics marks new special skill since start, i.e double ,

marks new skills since last game,
(#) marks points scored this season

*** Did u know - 'bout the Broken Sword ***

Team name: The Broken Sword
Broken sharp thingee

Currently competing in: OnLine BloodBowl Leuge - Premier Division
Da Leuge of da Leuges

Number of Seasons: 4
Lotz

Total number of Games: 53, out of them 38 wins, 7 draws and 8 losses
Lots an' zoggin lotz, wun everywun but somewunz

Average td:s scored/td:s let in this season: 3 goals per game / 0.4 goals per game
Wut? td:s? lotz an' zoggin lotz

Average td:s scored/td:s let in last season: 2.3 goals per game / 0.95 goals per game
Wut? td:s? lotz an' zoggin lotz

Average cas inflicted/cas recieved this season: 6.8 cas per game / 0.4 cas per game
Caz, ugh... nut enough

Average cas inflicted/cas recieved last season: 4.9 cas per game / 2 cas per game
Caz, ugh... nut enough

Max cas inflicted in a game: 11 in a game against the Green Gardeners
Lotz an' Lotz

Average gate: ?k
gate???

Max crowd in a game: 269k vs the Armorous Goats
crowd???

Team Colors: Red, Dark Blue and Dark Green
Red, to go fasta, Blue to look meana an Green cuz thats how we are

Owner: Matt
Da great swede

Head Coach: Tigerius
Tib.. Tig.. grrr... somewun!

Greatest Scorer of all times: Guttrippa the blitzer, scoring his 27th touchdown last game
Oui, greatest scorer, dats me, Guttrippa

Greatest Hitter of all times: Plauge the Chaos Mutation with 37 FIFA approved casualties
Oui, dont come here snooping around or I'll show you who's da greatest hitter

Most games played: Guttrippa with an amazing 52 games played meaning he hasn't missed a single came since the founding of TBS, for his valuable leading abilities and faithful service to the team he was elected team captain at the start of the new season.
Guttrippa da leader, he's played everywun ov da games, an sum mor

Most valuable player: The Ogre Ge'ek Tal awarded most valuable player non the less than 8 times and elected most valuable player of the division season 97-98.

Greatest Achivement: In their first season the Broken Sword took 1st place in the Southern Divisionals but had to forfeit in Chaos Cup Quarter Finals for unknown reasons.
Dats when we won da Divisionalz Cup. Ole Ole Ole!

Assistant Coaching Staff: Mekboy da Black Orc as Cok und BowelBurna da Linie as Benchheata

Wizard: The Shaman of Aaagh
Da shaman of WAAAGH

Apothecary: Eleg the painboy
Elegnam with da saw

Cheerleaders: Well none yet
Who needz cheerleadaz when we have da fans

Hall of Pain:

# Player Name Position ma st ag av Player Skills ij cp td in cs vp sp Cost Cause

#8 *Deleted* Lineman 5 3 3 9 R.I.P 50k Blocking Lounge Lizard player

#9 *Deleted* Lineman 5 3 3 9 Dirty Player R.I.P 1 1 7 50k Killed by a roc in the head at the game against Black Sun

#6 Lungbursta Thrower 5 3 4 8 Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, +1AG R.I.P 18 50k Died after a block and failed apoth against the Moonlight Thorns

#14 Gargant Black Orc 4 4 2 9 R.I.P 1 1 7 70k Block by Raster Rick from MMM

#15 Nazdreg Ogre 5 5 2 9 Block, Bonehead*, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull R.I.P 3 1 11 120k Foul by Raster Rick (The git!) from MMM

#1 Braincruncha Blitzer 6 3 3 9 Block, Dodge, Stand Firm, Pro, Tackle 11 4 4 61 80k Being on the original TBS lineup Brainchruncha enjoyed a good 32 games with the team before he grew tired of the game and went to seek fame and fortune on the battlefield instead. Kishin Thunder stepped in as replacement a short while later.

7 Bonecruncha Beastman 6 3 3 9 Horns, Block, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Dodge, MH R.I.P. 56 60k Just a few games after finally taken the step up to stardom, Bonecruncha was killed on a block by a Blitzer from Halikus Defined, even though in this friendly game the Blitzer professionally tried to pull the punch, it didn't go as planned and Bonecrucha was killed, the teams apothecary already used. It is to this date still uncertain if Bonecruncha's helmet magic actually was effective on that very block, rumours say an evil spelled had nullified it.

Hired Ones:

# Player Name Position ma st ag av Player Skills ij cp td in cs vp sp Cost Cause

#8 Plauge (26 spp) Chaos Warrior 5 4 3 9 Block, Tackle, Claw 130k Our old Chaos Warrior got arrested and this guy was much better for only 80k more, needed something with Tackle also

#9 Genma Saotome (80 spp) Lineman 5 3 4 9 Block, Dirty Player, Pro, +1AG ?k Our old DP got killed some games earlier and getting the chance to hire Genma as Da Mouthsmashers retired was too good to turn down, thanks foz :)

#12 Riding Bean (24 spp) Black Orc 4 4 2 9 Block, Mighty Blow ?k A black orc had died and then the oppertunity came as Da Mouthsmashers (again) retired

#6 J'Ruk Swiftfoot Thrower 6 3 3 8 Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Sure Feet, +1MA 130k Since our last #6 thrower had died i needed a replacement, and i thought it could be nice with somebody to speed up the team a bit, money wasnt a problem so...

#15 T'xomin Ogre 5 5 2 9 Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bonehead*, Block, Pro 170k Only having one ogre in the team for a while we decided to take in a second from the FA list, but his Pro skill was to a disappointement and he was soon sold.

#13 Erugh Smallbrain* Black Orc 4 4 2 9 Block, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle 160k Deciding on a trade deal with the Greenskin gravediggers we got this Black Orc.

#1 Kishin Thunder (66spp) Blitzer 8 4 3 10 Block, Mighty Blow, +1ST, +1MA, +1MA, MH 370k After his former team the Metal Orcs retired he went onto becoming a Free Agent, and after a long and costly bidding process with the Greenskin Gravediggers, TBS finally managed to aqquire this stunning player. The Gravediggers lost the bidding due to a "unexpected" server error which stopped all playing for a week, and hence no more cash for the Gravediggers.

#15 Pork Chop a.k.a. Tha' Ion (54spp) Ogre 5 6 2 10 Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Block, +1ST, Smart, MH 120k His former team the Bruise Brothers decided to release this wonderboy, after a huge bounty the Swords had no problem winning the bid on this Free Agent. On the 4th of March his road to stardom took a further turn as he joined the Swords ranks. His nickname was changed to something a bit more appropriate.

Throphies: (since season start 2000) Transfers to/from B - Team:

Team Player Name Position ma st ag av Player Skills Bounty Cost Killer Cause

Red Cross Rklarc (101+?spp) Beastman 6 3 3 8 Horns, Block, Claw, Tackle, Razor Sharp Fangs, Pro 0k 60k Gobbsmasha In a mad scramble for the ball the ball bounced to Rklarc who after already had withstood 2 blocks now recieved a 3rd with even more desperation as he this time had the ball too. With a furious punch Gobbsmasha knocked the ball into his chest, impaling him, followed by taking him by the horns and pushing his head down onto more of the spikes of the ball, attached to his chest. Then tore it loose, threw it at him at point blank range, but with an unlucky hit so it bounced away, and then followed by trampeling over the now fallen beastman in order to recover the bouncing ball. The teams apothecary had already done his duties for the day and nothing could be done to save the poor Rklarc.
Red Cross Undulay "Woosh" Hiredrat (101+?spp) GutterRunner 10 2 5 8 Dodge, Block, Sprint, Regeneration 1780k 80k Plauge Only a short period after the death of Rklarc, Gobbsmasha had picked up and secured the ball and was heading for the endzone. During that Skullhammra tackled Undulay to the ground and with a strong punch making him unconscious for a short time. It was then after a split second hesitation that Plauge saw the oppertunity, they had been told to specifically target the rat due to the extreme bounty on him, and a player bonus had been issues to player that could slay him. So Plauge went for it, screaming for Gobbsmasha to give him a quick hand, Skullhammra and Gobbsmasha together took the proned rat by the arms and legs and stretched him out as far as they could, and with a great chop Plauge used his huge left arm Claw to cut the rat in half spilling the vermins inside over the soaking pitch. For a second all play stopped as the Chaos Warrior howled over the arena and people realised what had happend, just a moment later Gobbsmasha took the last few steps in and made the ball hit the worn out endzone turf making the score 3-1 in the Swords favour. The game had been won, but what about the rat, his regeneration abilities were infamous but had never been tested with something as serious as this before. The team's assistant coaches brought the two bleeding halfs of the rat corpse into the dugout while the whole arena waited in anticipation. A minute later they came out and announced the death of a star, and the making of a millionaire. After recieving the check for 1.570.000gpcs, Coach Tigerius had to answer many questions of the possible usage for the money, nothing is confirmed but rumours say that at the reopening of the Free Agent list the Swords will be buying the best Ogre money can buy.
Chaos Bringers ??? (7 spp) Beastman 6 3 3 8 Horns, Block 0k 60k Gargant Gargant, Riding Bean and Erugh were play bash the beastman, they each had a beastman to hit at, and did so for a few turns and then Gargants beastman just died after being hit for the 6th time, ofcourse this was a huge disappointment for Gargant and has only further increased his despise for Beastmen.

Player Name Position ma st ag av Player Skills inj SPP Cost Value To/From B-Team

Xel' Naga Ogre 5 5 2 9 Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Smart 12 120k 160k To

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	ij	td	cs	vp	sp	Cost	Cause
#8	Deleted	Lineman	5	3	3	9		R.I.P					50k	Blocking Lounge Lizard player
#9	Deleted	Lineman	5	3	3	9	Dirty Player	R.I.P		1	1	7	50k	Killed by a roc in the head at the game against Black Sun
#6	Lungbursta	Thrower	5	3	4	8	Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, +1AG	R.I.P				18	50k	Died after a block and failed apoth against the Moonlight Thorns
#14	Gargant	Black Orc	4	4	2	9		R.I.P		1	1	7	70k	Block by Raster Rick from MMM
#15	Nazdreg	Ogre	5	5	2	9	Block, Bonehead*, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull	R.I.P		3	1	11	120k	Foul by Raster Rick (The git!) from MMM
#1	Braincruncha	Blitzer	6	3	3	9	Block, Dodge, Stand Firm, Pro, Tackle		11	4	4	61	80k	Being on the original TBS lineup Brainchruncha enjoyed a good 32 games with the team before he grew tired of the game and went to seek fame and fortune on the battlefield instead. Kishin Thunder stepped in as replacement a short while later.
7	Bonecruncha	Beastman	6	3	3	9	Horns, Block, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Dodge, MH	R.I.P.				56	60k	Just a few games after finally taken the step up to stardom, Bonecruncha was killed on a block by a Blitzer from Halikus Defined, even though in this friendly game the Blitzer professionally tried to pull the punch, it didn't go as planned and Bonecrucha was killed, the teams apothecary already used. It is to this date still uncertain if Bonecruncha's helmet magic actually was effective on that very block, rumours say an evil spelled had nullified it.

#	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Cost	Cause
#8	Plauge (26 spp)	Chaos Warrior	5	4	3	9	Block, Tackle, Claw	130k	Our old Chaos Warrior got arrested and this guy was much better for only 80k more, needed something with Tackle also
#9	Genma Saotome (80 spp)	Lineman	5	3	4	9	Block, Dirty Player, Pro, +1AG	?k	Our old DP got killed some games earlier and getting the chance to hire Genma as Da Mouthsmashers retired was too good to turn down, thanks foz :)
#12	Riding Bean (24 spp)	Black Orc	4	4	2	9	Block, Mighty Blow	?k	A black orc had died and then the oppertunity came as Da Mouthsmashers (again) retired
#6	J'Ruk Swiftfoot	Thrower	6	3	3	8	Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Sure Feet, +1MA	130k	Since our last #6 thrower had died i needed a replacement, and i thought it could be nice with somebody to speed up the team a bit, money wasnt a problem so...
#15	T'xomin	Ogre	5	5	2	9	Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bonehead, Block, Pro*	170k	Only having one ogre in the team for a while we decided to take in a second from the FA list, but his Pro skill was to a disappointement and he was soon sold.
#13	Erugh Smallbrain*	Black Orc	4	4	2	9	Block, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle	160k	Deciding on a trade deal with the Greenskin gravediggers we got this Black Orc.
#1	Kishin Thunder (66spp)	Blitzer	8	4	3	10	Block, Mighty Blow, +1ST, +1MA, +1MA, MH	370k	After his former team the Metal Orcs retired he went onto becoming a Free Agent, and after a long and costly bidding process with the Greenskin Gravediggers, TBS finally managed to aqquire this stunning player. The Gravediggers lost the bidding due to a "unexpected" server error which stopped all playing for a week, and hence no more cash for the Gravediggers.
#15	Pork Chop a.k.a. Tha' Ion (54spp)	Ogre	5	6	2	10	Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Block, +1ST, Smart, MH	120k	His former team the Bruise Brothers decided to release this wonderboy, after a huge bounty the Swords had no problem winning the bid on this Free Agent. On the 4th of March his road to stardom took a further turn as he joined the Swords ranks. His nickname was changed to something a bit more appropriate.

Team	Player Name	Position	ma	st	ag	av	Player Skills	Bounty	Cost	Killer	Cause
Red Cross	Rklarc (101+?spp)	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Horns, Block, Claw, Tackle, Razor Sharp Fangs, Pro	0k	60k	Gobbsmasha	In a mad scramble for the ball the ball bounced to Rklarc who after already had withstood 2 blocks now recieved a 3rd with even more desperation as he this time had the ball too. With a furious punch Gobbsmasha knocked the ball into his chest, impaling him, followed by taking him by the horns and pushing his head down onto more of the spikes of the ball, attached to his chest. Then tore it loose, threw it at him at point blank range, but with an unlucky hit so it bounced away, and then followed by trampeling over the now fallen beastman in order to recover the bouncing ball. The teams apothecary had already done his duties for the day and nothing could be done to save the poor Rklarc.
Red Cross	Undulay "Woosh" Hiredrat (101+?spp)	GutterRunner	10	2	5	8	Dodge, Block, Sprint, Regeneration	1780k	80k	Plauge	Only a short period after the death of Rklarc, Gobbsmasha had picked up and secured the ball and was heading for the endzone. During that Skullhammra tackled Undulay to the ground and with a strong punch making him unconscious for a short time. It was then after a split second hesitation that Plauge saw the oppertunity, they had been told to specifically target the rat due to the extreme bounty on him, and a player bonus had been issues to player that could slay him. So Plauge went for it, screaming for Gobbsmasha to give him a quick hand, Skullhammra and Gobbsmasha together took the proned rat by the arms and legs and stretched him out as far as they could, and with a great chop Plauge used his huge left arm Claw to cut the rat in half spilling the vermins inside over the soaking pitch. For a second all play stopped as the Chaos Warrior howled over the arena and people realised what had happend, just a moment later Gobbsmasha took the last few steps in and made the ball hit the worn out endzone turf making the score 3-1 in the Swords favour. The game had been won, but what about the rat, his regeneration abilities were infamous but had never been tested with something as serious as this before. The team's assistant coaches brought the two bleeding halfs of the rat corpse into the dugout while the whole arena waited in anticipation. A minute later they came out and announced the death of a star, and the making of a millionaire. After recieving the check for 1.570.000gpcs, Coach Tigerius had to answer many questions of the possible usage for the money, nothing is confirmed but rumours say that at the reopening of the Free Agent list the Swords will be buying the best Ogre money can buy.
Chaos Bringers	??? (7 spp)	Beastman	6	3	3	8	Horns, Block	0k	60k	Gargant	Gargant, Riding Bean and Erugh were play bash the beastman, they each had a beastman to hit at, and did so for a few turns and then Gargants beastman just died after being hit for the 6th time, ofcourse this was a huge disappointment for Gargant and has only further increased his despise for Beastmen.