Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?

Al: They both have a black box.

A2: Both have a cockpit.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?

A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?

A: Not everybody has been in a limo.

Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?

A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

Q: What do you call 1Q blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $1Q bill. Who picks it up?

Al: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

A2: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or a smart blonde and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?

A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Why do blondes take the pill?

A: So they know what day of the week it is.

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?