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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

Al: You need a quarter to use the phone.

A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.


Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?

A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.


Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?

A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."


Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?

A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.


Q: How do you plant dope?

A: Bury a blonde.


Q: Why did god give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.


Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A: Wave to her.


Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?

A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum)


Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?

A: And I thought blondes were dumb!


Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

A: A know-it-all bitch.


Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

A: One's a phoney buck.


Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.


Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have7

A: One that never misses a period.


Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?

A: An Italian suppository.