Q: Why did the blonde cross the road ?

Al: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?

A2: I don't know.

R: Neither did she.

Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

A: She missed.

Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw

a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute,

she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.

On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.

"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?" "Driver's licence? What's that?..."

"It's a little card with your picture on it." "Oh, duh! Here it is

"May I have your car insurance?" "What's that?"

"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."

"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."

The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:

"Oh no, not another breathalyser test!"

Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.