Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?

A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: How does a blonde part their hair?

A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)

A2: By doing the splits.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

Al: She'd just dyed her hair.

A2: She'd just blow-dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

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