Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?

A: They both get fucked up when they’re on their back.

Q: What do Darrern Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?

A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked.

Q: What's a blonde's favourite nursery rhyme?

A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q. How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?

A: Shine a torch in her ears.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's whiteout on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another blonde´s been using the computer?

A: There's writing on the whiteout.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?

A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel').

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?

A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno'.

Q: How do you kill a blonde?

A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jell-O?